| Seeing as Seifer isn’t exactly involved in an intense match at the moment, you should know this has to do with the current tension going around between a few guys over in BUD and a few guys over in PWT. Well, Seifer decided to take time out of his day to give a little comment to it all so you should be very gracious. Truth be told, this whole champion going to another promotion would be better if Seifer hadn’t already broken those barriers two years ago. Now, no one cares.
The scene opens up at the Seifer p. 36 Eridani space station. In front of a large window we see outer space and a shot of Earth off to the left. Seifer’s wearing some dark blue space pants and a black t-shirt that reads ‘Transcending all of humanity�?as he leans comfortably in a rather luxurious leather chair. He hits a button on the chair and the room he’s in illuminates a little more so we can see him clearly.
He clears his thought, “My fellow earthlings, I have noticed the bickering going on between people like CM, Street, MJ, DVD, and whomever else has gotten involved in it. Most notably during an issue involved BUD and PWT but also little bits of W2K as well.�?/FONT> “First of all I’d like to let you know what I know about the entire situation. Not much. I’ve only seen that promos were cut and since transcripts were laying around I thumbed through the pages in about five seconds to get the gist as well as getting my narrator to alert me of when my name is being mentioned, he uses some technique called CTRL plus F, I hear it works wonders!�?/FONT> A big grin. “So with that if any of you should so choose to comment back to me, do keep that in mind. Now onto business. This whole PWT Champion appearing on BUD programming stuff. Yeah, no one really cares. Or well no one really should care. It goes even beyond this situation but any that involves a champion from a specific company going to another, the days of WWF and WCW are long over, get over it. To everyone who mentioned it, just stop now. The barriers have long since been broken. I’m sure they were being broken before I even stepped onto the MSN scene so I’m not about to take full credit, but I did play a big role in perhaps not easing tensions but I made it natural and cool to wrestle and be a big impact player for sometimes all three of the big three and have it seem like nothin�? I’m not going to be bragging, I’m just going to be giving my situations and instances. Was a big deal made of me being in W2K when I was BUD Champion? Nope, though I’ll admit it cost me my title at the time, damn Livewire!�?/FONT> Seifer shakes his fist in the air. “But I got it back and ended up lasting until the final four of Anarchy and stuff, so it’s not as if it was a big deal. Now had I been wrestling in BUD during the time I was PWT Champion, you’d have seen me on Hangover, I mean you saw me on RAGE and it was nothin�? Had W2K stayed open after Palooza, and I was working in PWT and BUD, you’d have seen the W2K champ there. Hell, even now. The Master of the Domain championship is the top accolade in BUD. Need I remind you who that is?�?/FONT> At that moment a big banner drops behind Seifer that reads ‘Master of the Universe�? “I didn’t think so. So all of this crap that’s going on, bury it before I press this button and blow Earth and all of you up.�?/FONT> He picks up a controller that has a red button on it and hovers his thumb over it. “As I said before, it’s not as if it’s only me. How many times have you seen a top champion in one of the federations wrestling in another and it ain’t no thang? Exactly. Other than a select few people, no one gives a damn because c’mon, it’s just DVD, and we all know how legit he is. Ask W2K, they probably don’t even remember who he is anymore! So the morale of the story is this�?you’re all gonna DIEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!�?/FONT> He holds the controller up in front of him and begins to laugh. “MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!�?/FONT> He presses the red button and a blast sound is heard. A couple seconds pass and Earth is fine, instead a medium well, butterflied filet mignon with some mashed potatoes, asparagus, béarnaise sauce and a coke with no ice appears on his desk. In his best Arabic voice, “Just kidding!�?/FONT> his normal voice, “I wouldn’t blow Earth up, because then I’d be throwing away all the hard work I’ve done on my city the past couple years! Plus I like my island.�?he shakes his head no, “So I spared your lives. You don’t have to thank me though, most people don’t. It’s just not easy being me god damnit!!!�?/FONT> Fake tear. “Ahem. On a more serious note�?no, I really don’t have a serious note to end on. So uh�?Seifer, OUT!�?/FONT> The scene fades to space. | 
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