Realm of Immortality

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PWT was down on its luck, the battle with W2K had ended, and though there was no clear cut winner, PWT was hurt in the end. It was hurt by treachery. It was hurt by those unwilling to stand by their company and would rather sit on a fence and dwindle their thumbs waiting for something to happen.

Waiting for something to happen; that’s something that relates to many superstars in the wrestling industry, those who treat their jobs as just that, a job. Go about it until they get a raise, or in wrestling terms, a push. Then they wonder why at the end of their careers they felt as if they didn’t accomplish as much as they could have, they sit and wonder why that is. Why were they surpassed by X wrestler when in their minds they think they were better then them. It’s because X wrestler, let’s say Seifer, is a go getter. He’s someone who doesn’t just sit around and let the world pass him by, he sees something he wants, he sets his sights on it and it isn’t long before he gets it.

It’s obvious that Tag Team titles aren’t ever at the top of the title or storyline chain in wrestling companies. The PWT Tag Team Championship is something Seifer had wanted to capture for a while now, but the focus was on the Titanium and World Championships and the time never came around to it. Well, it did once when him and WallStreet defeated Tag Champs DVD and Matlock, but the belts weren’t on the line. Shame too because then we wouldn’t be in this situation, Seifer would have other goals in mind.

But don’t hit yourself in the head over not putting the belts on the line last time DVD, because one of those other goals would still have included you so there would be no escape from the public hell Seifer is about to put you through.

MJ Storm is no longer in this match�?but it only changes slight preparation and nothing else. Seifer didn’t come in having beef with MJ, he was just in the wrong place, at the wrong time. He’s lucked out in this case because his half brother is now taking his place. The goals haven’t changed, the game plan has only been slightly altered to deal with a different sized man and style, but the rest all stays the same. It’s about unity, it’s about going for blood, it’s about doing what needs to be done to capture the Tag Team Championships.

Seifer came in and went right after one of his goals; he declared the match and sure enough it was made. Not because he has any special rub or a voice on the board but simply because he knows how the business works and knows how to do business. Since there aren’t a lot of tag teams, you don’t need official contendership matches, he knew that there would be enough heat going into this match that it would be explosive and so it happened, just like that. Seifer’s been back for two weeks and already he’s shaking things up and making it exciting.

He’s back and he’s ready to surpass every thing he did the first go ‘round.

The scene opens with a panoramic view of the sunny desert in Phoenix. Not much is heard by way of sound with the exception of an occasional car zooming by. The cameras begin to pan around, coming across the city itself up in the distance and continuing to pan down the road until we see Seifer, sitting in the passenger seat of a black rental SUV with a foot propped up on the wide open door. He’s dressed casually, beige shorts, classic Hawaiian shirt, and clearly enjoying the warm dry air. His face is relaxed, not serious nor smirking, simply relaxed.

“Business; I’ve been dealing with all sorts of business the past year when I took my leave from wrestling. This Sunday night on Shockwave won’t be any different. Going in and capturing the Tag Team titles is our main goal and I’m going to make sure nothing else gets in the way of that. Of course I’d be lying if I said I wasn’t particularly looking forward to getting my hands on David Van Dam. I thought we didn’t have an issue, hell in his mind I don’t think there is a real issue. But he’s going to find out soon what my issue with him is. For one who bashes Hunter about being arrogant, he’s one to talk isn’t he? The only difference that I can see is that when Sean really sets his mind and is determined to get something, he takes it. No, no, he doesn’t take it, he wins it. Which is more than can be said for Mr. Van Dam. Yes you can look at his PWT career and note he hasn’t won anything yet, but at least when he does like the PWT Tag this weekend, he’ll win them and not have them handed to him.�?/FONT>

He shakes his head slightly.

“Before I get too far into that subject I’ll switch gears a moment and address DVD’s partner in this match, CK Syndrome. First I guess a welcome to PWT is in order. You’ve been given the chance to dance in the ring with some top talent and for the tag team titles no less. But before you begin painting yourself as Mr. Underdog and going that route, I’ll let you in on a little secret.�?/FONT>

He leans forward a little and whispers loudly.

“I think ladder matches are nothing but spotfests.�?Normal voice, “Sure it can be brutal and hardcore, but the real fighters can do that without having to climb a ladder to grab a belt. I’ve only been in a handful of ladder matches in my career so it’s safe to say this isn’t my favorite match here. Then again since when has that mattered? Similar to you with winning a World title in a ladder match, I too have done the same. Infact just a year ago I retained a title in a ladder match here. Back in April I won a world title in a simlar match. So it’s all relative and if you were going to bank on having that kind of beginners luck edge, don’t bother. My goal is the same in this match whether your bro’s in it or not. Though I’ll admit it is a shame he isn’t. Even though I may not like the guy, we did put on a solid match way back when, I’d even go so far as to say it was better than the match he had with David. Which is really saying the lot seeing as my match with MJ had no previous history backing it, so no possibility of hatred. And had no title on the line and yet it still became a classic. But alas that’s the way it crumbles down, he wasn’t ever a target in the first place so all that’s been done is gotten him out of the firing range, unfortunately for you CK, you’re in that range now. While I could sit here and bash MJ for not being in this match, I’m not going to. Injuries happen; bashing him won’t change anything so why bother?�?/FONT>

“So we come back to you CK. While I appreciate you’re willingness to step up to the plate and begin to throw out your opinions on the matter, you aren’t well informed. No fault of your own because most people aren’t. You may not be a wrestling rookie, but here in PWT, you are. And you’ve already begun to show those signs, everyone does at one point or another until they get into the flow. I thought Dibiase had wanted you to make us work for the words that would slowly unveil a virus? I know I haven’t worked for any such thing and already you’re telling me Sean’s going to let me down. Even though this is the first time we have stepped into the ring on the same team, it isn’t the first time we’ve stood back to back and gone to war with those around us. But I wouldn’t expect you or MJ, or even DVD to know anything about us waging war on Asshole Inc. I wouldn’t expect you to know much if anything about our history, our friendship and alliance. Unlike what DVD might think, I didn’t just come back to PWT with the notion to go for the titles and choose some random wrestler and Sean just happened to be free. If I wanted to choose a random person I’d of chosen someone who would give shock value because then it becomes more exciting. No I choose Sean because I know he’ll have my back when I need it, as he has before, as I have had his before. He’s not going to let me down CK, sorry to burst your bubble of hope. Looking back at tag titles I’ve won in the past, I’ve teamed with nearly all my allies. Well now it’s time Sean and I had our chance to run the tables. I’m not interested in him not winning the PWT title from Gee way back when or his draw and not capturing the Titanium, if you knew me you’d know that I don’t think titles are the end all be all to this sport. You can be the best without a world title, granted having one or two or ten solidifies the fact, but it isn’t needed. I know Sean, and if you think he’s going to be a weak link in our team, then go ahead and keep thinking that, it makes it much sweeter that way.�?/FONT>

Seifer now steps out of the SUV and leans up against the door frame, resting his arms to the side.

“As far as him upstaging me? Seriously CK, you don’t actually think that playing the envious card on our egos would get the job done did you? You’re right I do deserve better, better then my opponent trying to play a measly card to find a way through our defenses that is. You don’t play cards on me and expect to come out of this on top. Then again I’m not going to crucify you yet as it was only your first promo and I’m sure you’ve gotten some info from MJ. MJ’s not at fault either though, I’d expect nothing less than him to help you all he can so you know what you’re up against, but the Seifer he knows from the beginning of year and the Seifer I am now, is quite different in more ways then one. I’m in this to get a little satisfaction at beating DVD into the ground as well as winning the tag team titles. Note I said team; I don’t care if Sean is up on the ladder and pulls both of them down, if he’s climbing I won’t hesitate to go on defense and prevent you guys from trying to stop him. So as far as MJ’s offer, I’m going to respectfully decline. I’ve got my tag partner. That’s just one of the things we’ll have on our side, teamwork.�?/FONT>

A slight smirk spreads over his face now as he brings a leg up onto the door again, the lower part.

“I heard you Dave already mentioning to Sean if we win how he can attribute it to you and CK not liking each other. Isn’t that just a damn shame? I know, I know, for a guy who gets all these cheers why would I care so little that this match is essentially a triple threat handicap as opposed to a tag match? It’s because it isn’t my fault. These are the Tag Team titles and if a riff is caused between the champions, then it’s up to one of them to back out or at least fight for the belts. Neither of you were willing to do that, and don’t tell me it’s because of a lack of time. It’s clear the issue started long before Danger Zone so you had time. Figured you’d have the opportunity to just coast along waiting for something to happen as your reign continues to grow, as if that really matters. Suddenly a team comes along challenging you and now you’ve got to do something. That’s why nothing changes much with CK in the match. It’s still a tag team match, you’re both still our opponents and like it or not, you’re going to be getting both of us, on the same page. Doesn’t matter if you’re on the same page or not, I just... dun care�? smirk, “I have other topics of interest to discuss.�?/FONT>

He maintains that cunning smirk as he checks his cell phone for the time. Mentally noting when he was to meet Sean.

“That however will have to wait until next time. I assure you thought, it’ll be a doozy.�?/FONT>

He winks and pockets the phone as he heads back to the driver’s side and gets in, starting up and taking off towards Phoenix as the scene fades.

The scene opens up somewhere in downtown Phoenix. Seifer is seen sitting at an outdoor café sipping on a coke as he waits for his meal and his friend. His phone rings and he says a couple words, nodding his head before shutting it off. Turning towards the camera Seifer gives off a slight shake of the noggin.

“So this is the way you guys welcome me back huh? Bringing those cameras around as I go about my day.�?/FONT>

He shrugs, “Well I guess that’s how it goes in showbiz, wait that’s later, right now it’s just wrestling promos.�?He clears his throat, “So because I’m in a public place.�?He waves his hand across the outdoor section of the restaurant where people are scattered at tables, some solo, some with a date and others with family, not too busy. “I decided it’d be best if I held back what I really have to say to my good friend DVD until later. But I’ve got no problem making a comment or two now. First let’s get one thing straight and out of the way. I respect you for what you can do in the ring David; I told you that this time last year, I told you that back in March. You’re probably one of the best when it comes to technical wrestling. Do I think you’re one of the best all around? Far from it, way far from it. You have a couple good attributes but the rest? Ehhh, really needs to be worked on. And no I’m not talking about your wrestling game, that’s good, clearly not as top notch as mine is but that’ll all be coming in a bit. Instead let’s talk about your favorite subject.�?/FONT>

He pauses and smiles, “Titles!�?/FONT>

“Those shiny straps of gold and leather that you love oh so much. Don’t even try and deny it David, the reason everyone cracks jokes at you is because we all see it, we all see the way you gawk at a title belt you never held, wondering how you can get it your grubby little pawns on it as soon as possible. Or the way you sound when you go bragging about what you’ve won and what you’ve done. If I had a dollar for everytime I heard you bragging about your PWT accomplishments I’d be able to feed all of Africa! Well maybe that’s a stretch but the point is, you are obsessed with getting your hands on championship belts, on making your legacy to be the champion of champions. You try so hard and yet someone whose main goal isn’t to rack up as many belts as possible surpasses you. I’ve been saying this for years; it’s not the championship that makes the wrestler, but the wrestler that makes the championship. Now anyone who is watching this, yourself included, are probably scratching their heads because it’s coming from me, the guy who has probably won more championships than most, especially in legit federations. Well here’s the difference. You notice that when I mentioned DVD’s legacy I kept saying get his hands on a championship and not actually win a championship? It’s because as many belts as you continue to acquire throughout your career, as others have mentioned, you’re only going to be known as the overrated guy who had things handed to him. Which is a shame because you’re decent in the ring and it makes the few championships you’ve actually won seem pointless and a forgotten thought.�?/FONT>

Seifer holds up a hand knowing DVD was probably ready to drop a promo right then.

“I’m far from done. Of course I’m going to get into examples. Let’s start with the current slew of titles you hold right now. First the PWT straps since that’s what this match is for, we all already know you were handed the belt by MJ upon your return to the company. You proved during the W2K invasion that you don’t bleed PWT at all, you bleed the quest for gold and if someone hands it to you, that’s as good as winning it in your book. I mean, the PWT Championship? You expect me and everyone else to believe that you’re the only one who was willing to stand up to W2K and go and try to take the title from NED? Here you are thinking you’re Mr. PWT Savior guy and yet every single superstar in PWT probably vomited a little in their mouths when they saw over the monitors backstage that not only was the title really on the line, but once you won management asked them to go out and flood the ring, ‘celebrating�?your victory. Did you notice how false it was David? When the roster flooded the ring and ‘cheered�?you on. Did you even look in the eyes of the co-workers you so coldly turned your back on and feel that if they weren’t asked to be out there to celebrate that they’d be ripping you up into shreds instead for stealing what should have been theirs? Then you bragged about it, how you stepped up when no one else did. Last I heard Georgia had stepped up. Sean had stepped up. They would have gone out there and got the job done but it was you they decided to bend over backwards to and give you another belt, otherwise you wouldn’t have stayed true. You thought that was a fucking twist David? Well it was, only it was like a joke without the punch line, no one really cares. You want a shocker? You want a twist? Management knew I was coming back, had Seifer gone out there and won the title, I guarantee you the powers that be wouldn’t have had to say anything to the boys and gals in the back to get them to flood the ring. Because it’d of meant so much more and most importantly, they would have known it was true, that the passion and emotion was real. You heard my reaction when I came back, it was louder then even the ones WallStreet has gotten, and that’s saying something. Besides�?Van Dam vs Dangerously? People yawn, it’s going to be one sided. Seifer vs Dangerously, people get excited because it’s a dream match of dream matches. But I didn’t even ask them because I don’t roll the way you do David, I don’t want titles handed to me. Ss I said before, they wanted you and the only way to get you is to give you a title. Reminds me of another situation. You are a BUD Tag Team Champion aren’t you?�?/FONT>

Seifer shrugs and shows a face.

“Pfft, sure you are. Just because they handed you the belt and put your name next to Matlock’s on a website doesn’t make you champion. You want people to recognize you as champ? You go to their PPV and you earn your half of the title. You help Matlock defend his tag title and THEN I’ll consider you a BUD Tag Champ. Until then, you’re just a guy that was handed something because if not he wouldn’t of wrestled in BUD. You know it’s true because Matlock could have easily gotten Street to tag with him, but they wanted you there. Now let’s go back to the W2K/PWT situation. You know the one in which you bailed on PWT and ran off to W2K to be given the W2K Championship? I wasn’t there but what I do know is that if it wasn’t for Hamid you wouldn’t of been champ. I’ve never wrestled Kutter but I know that he’s one of the toughest sons of bitches there is in this business. But hey, you got your W2K title and you joined an elite club of only five others who have done the same. Congrats.�?/FONT>

Two thumbs up.

“Oh and I guess a congrats are in order for being a three time PWT Champ right? I mean, cause you so earned every single one of those belts. I told you it was going to be a doozy so if you didn’t take me at my word, that’s your loss. You’ve managed to annoy me David and now I’m going to make you pay. And to think you thought it was bad in W2K when your own teammates Jake and Cross were bashing you every single moment they got the chance to. You thought it was bad because everyone there saw you as a joke champion because you hadn’t earned the title. NEWSFLASH! You haven’t seen anything yet.�?/FONT>

A smile spreads across his face.

“Everyone here thinks you’re a joke too. If they don’t they’ve either take the high road and decided not to trash you or they’ve those new guys who have already been brainwashed by you before they could see what’s really up. But out of the top talent here, who really respects you as champion and feels you earned it? Huh?�?/FONT>

He shrugs, “Doesn’t matter who does because I’m the one coming at you which means I don’t and that’s all I need.�?/FONT>

Seifer hears his phone buzz and reads a text message quickly, nodding as he closes it again.

“Damn, and things were just about to get good, real good. I guess I’ll have to leave you and everyone else with another cliffhanger. Oh there’s much more to come on why DVD is nothing but a joke champion who gets things handed to him. However I don’t know if David will cut a promo before I get another chance to cut my next promo. So if you do, here’s my suggestion. I know you’re going to attempt to go into some mega damage control to protect your fragile ego and I’m expecting it. But word to the wise, don’t try and match wits with me, and don’t try and brag either. Because if you do the first I’ll just have to crush you again, and if you do the latter, that’ll just give me additional ammo to bury your ass and Lord knows I don’t need anymore DVD ammo.�?/FONT>

Another smile now as Seifer takes a sip of coke.

“As far as CK goes, well I’d apologize that I ignored you throughout this promo but I’m not really sorry. I have a lot of things that I want to air out on DVD and believe me he had all of this coming. I will say this, don’t think that you’re going to get shafted like this come match time, because that’s when it counts. That’s when all the marbles are up for grabs and that’s when I’m at my best. You’re going to get just as much focus as DVD does so save yourself the trouble in thinking we’re going to over look you, cause that’s not the way I play the game. And hey, on the bright side I’m not coming at you hard, which is always a good thing when you’re going up against me. You haven’t done anything to warrant me really tearing into you and from the advice of a guy whose done this more times then he can remember, I suggest we keep it just business and there won’t be any bad blood. Unless of course you just want to piss me off.�?/FONT>

He looks up and sees Sean making his way over, he looks pretty serious.

He shrugs, “Hey some guys are stupid and just do. Until next time.�?/FONT>

Seifer gives the signals and off the cameras shut off and they begin to pack up. Before Sean even sits down he opens up conversation.

“We need to talk.�?/FONT>

Seifer throws up his hands defensively, “It was a double team! I’M THE VICTIM HERE!�?/FONT>

“Not about that, although I should kill you.�?/FONT>

“Ah come on, how many times has Vince done it?�?/FONT>

“You’re not Vince.�?/FONT>

“True, I’m way better than he is, he never got three way action.�?/FONT>

“It’s Nova.�?/FONT>

“Who?�?/FONT>

“Don’t make me stab you with this fork. You were out there with us at the PPV, you saw him sitting front row watching the match.�?/FONT>

He shrugs, “So? Lique invited him to watch, I’ll bet half the world was watching and if they had connections would of come to see that match, even my ‘good buddy�?Dante.�?/FONT>

“You didn’t see the segment after, did you?�?/FONT>

“Nein. I was covered in sticky jell-o and still had a match to get ready for.�?/FONT>

“Yeah well, he went to see her in her locker, it was awkward watching�?no that’s not the word, it pissed me the hell of. Not to mention he’s suddenly sticking around here trying to get into her pants like a couple that breaks up after high school and ten years later they run into each other again.�?/FONT>

“Alright, alright, slow down. Being optimistic here, ever think he just wants a friend to talk to? He admits to not having many of those. Then again hating everything and everyone isn’t going to do anything for your social status.�?/FONT>

“Dude, it’s Nova.�?/FONT>

He nods, that was all that needed to be said.

“What do you plan on doing then?�?/FONT>

“I�?I don’t know.�?/FONT>

He sighs as Seifer nods his head; it was time to get into some action talking.

“Well, want to hear what I would do if I were in your shoes?�?/FONT>

“Sure, why the hell not.�?/FONT>

“Nothing. You just have to wait and see how it develops, see if she strays or not. Lique loves you dude, but she’s always been a bit flirty. I don’t think she’s just going to flock to another man, especially one you despise so. Need I remind you that you guys are married? What’s important right now is this match and becoming tag team champions.�?/FONT>

The waitress comes to take their orders as the scene fades out for now.

Seifer and Sean had finished up their lunch before heading their separate ways. Seifer had hoped that his words would get through to Sean and he wouldn’t worry about Nova. He had gone through this before once when he was in a tag title match; situations were of course a little different as the man playing similar mind games was one of their opponents. In the end it all worked out though. Seifer figured if Sean got distracted he’d just bring that up and that would be enough to make sure all the focus went on completely annihilating DVD. Oh wait, they’re already doing that! Well that and giving CK a ‘warm�?welcome to PWT. Oh and of course winning the Tag Team titles so Seifer can trump DVD once more.

The scene opens up a little later on in the day. Right now we’re positioned in some unknown part of Phoenix, up in the distance we see a rather large dome shaped structure, not nearly as big as an arena. Outside there is a line of people going around the corner. A lot of them had seen the advertisements all around the town the past day and since wrestling fans were already pumped to see Shockwave in town, they decided to jet on over there and check out the show. It was free of charge so why not. Across the street from this building is Seifer, sitting on a bench alone and admiring the view of his handiwork.

“Look at all those people waiting in line to see the show. I’m surprised so many are showing up and we’ve still got a good hour or so before we kick this off. It’s pretty flattering that they made it on short notice but nonetheless there they are!�?/FONT>

He looks to the camera with a smile on his face.

“You’ve no idea what I’m talking about do you? Well it wasn’t really announced much but if you head around town you’re bound to see fliers here and there but mostly in populated areas so I doubt you’d see any at the arena since it isn’t really buzzing with fans unless it’s show time.�?/FONT>

He repeats himself, “Show time. That’s what it’s about boys, show time! I don’t just mean our match, I mean what myself and Sean will be doing in just a little bit. But since I have a little time before I go through final preparations for the show, I figured I’d continue on with some thoughts as well as reply to the interesting things Mr. Syndrome has said.�?/FONT>

He leans back in the bench, adjusting a couple times to get as comfortable.

“You’re right CK, it would pain David see his half of the tag team titles going into the hands of MJ as opposed to us due to the tension between the two. But MJ’s not in this match, meaning it won’t make that much of a difference because at the end of the day even if you did grab the belts, he’d of lost to you, not MJ. So essentially MJ would have nothing over him and Dave would go on about how he had to get his half brother to get the job done. I know how DVD thinks and you’d be dealing with something like that. Besides, I just want to set the record straight and get at DVD for some of the things he said, drill it into his head that you aren’t going to get away from talking trash about me. Give him a little reality check if you will. Then I want to prove why I’m better than he is in that ring, but other than that?�?/FONT> he shrugs, “I don’t care. I’ve got no real hatred for DVD and I don’t have any intensions on making him suffer�?other than from my promos that will be ripping at his credibility. If it comes to seeing MJ with DVD’s gold or me with his gold, well I think it’s obvious which one I’ll choose. So I think I’ll just take my chances at winning the belts in this match.�?/FONT>

“Now as far as your extended offer goes...�?/FONT>

He leaves that hanging for just a moment, looking up at the crowd of people continually growing up in the distance.

“I’m in a pretty good mood today so I won’t be an ass and turn down a man twice in the same day. But what I will tell you is that right now, I’m not looking past Sunday. I’m not looking past this Tag Team title match unless it’s seeing me walking out of the match with the gold. So if by chance you do happen to win, then maybe we’ll talk about that offer. But until then, you get nothing but sheer determination. You should do the same.�?/FONT>

“You said you don’t play cards when it comes to that, so then stop throwing out these subtle shots at Sean when trying to give me your offer. I know you think you’re giving me the facts and while it may be, things are a bit different when he’s teaming with someone he trusts to have his back other than some average joe’s. Note I have no idea who he teamed with during the Trios as I wasn’t there but it doesn’t matter. Sean and I trust each other and heading into this match, we’ll going to use that to our advantage.�?/FONT>

Another smile.

“Trust. That’s an issue that is certainly going down the drain quickly when it comes to you DVD, isn’t it? As each moment goes by, you’re losing the trust of those around you. PWT trusted you, MJ trusted you. You went to W2K basically to screw them over. So behind the scenes, PWT still had that trust. W2K trusted you and then you stabbed them in the back after you played them like a flute and got the gold you wanted. Now you’re back to PWT and most of us don’t trust you. You come back and MJ no longer trusts you, which is probably why it took you that long to put him away. You’re wearing thin on the trust with PWT by doing the stint with BUD. Though this is where I’ll give you credit, you’re broadening your horizons and I see no problem with that. Why do you think I’m the most well known and respected name in this business? The guy who has no ‘home federation�? Because I never limited myself and I always wanted new challenges and scenery. So I’ll give you props for going to a place you used to bash often like the rest of the anti-BUD people. Obviously that didn’t sit will with PWT and the fact that you’re about to win a tag title over there is going to sit even less well with some people. Once you officially become a champion, having a match and all, then you’re going to be binded into contract. Well, I guess nothing can contractually bind people anymore these days, as the walk out rate is common. Plus I know how BUD works nowadays better than most so unless you decided to become more active outside of the tag division, you won’t have to do much there if you don’t want to, but I know you’re going to. You’re so eager to get your hands on what I accomplished some seven months ago. I know it’s been on your mind ever since you first heard of it; probably wishing it had been you I bet. The thing is do you really think your connection with WallStreet will get you the title? I mean I know he’s tight with management and can pull some strings and will probably do so for you, but unless Dante willingly jobs to you�?and if he does I’ll laugh him off the face of this planet and never let him live that down, ever. Or if he pulls another disappearing act you aren’t going to stand a chance in hell at beating him. Though I really don’t care what you do there, it was never an issue with me to begin with I only mentioned it to ask you this question. You get more active in BUD and how long do you think PWT will sit there and watch as Mr. “I Bleed PWT�?wrestles for them? Hey, if it were me I’d have no problem, but that’s where management and I differ a little.�?/FONT>

He waves a hand dismissively.

“You know what David, don’t even answer that question. I already know the truth. The truth is this Sunday you’re losing the PWT Tag Team titles. It’s highly unlikely you’ll come back with a new partner looking for a rematch because you ain’t want it with Seif, hence why you’ve yet to accept my non World title implications match. If you do accept or come for the rematch, you’ll get crushed again. After that you’ll already be feeling a bit different about the vibe in PWT, I guarantee it. Soon after you’re going to be losing my Heavyweight title, whether it’s MJ who gets another shot, or Bobby who finally gets his chance or even Sean who gets another chance, you’re going to find your luck runs out and when it does, instead of manning up that you were beaten.�?/FONT>

He sighs. “You’ll cry foul claiming you were screwed by management because you wrestle in BUD.�?/FONT>

Now a smirk and a little pat on the back.

“Punk ass bitch. Damn, I think I’m going to have to ask you to pay me some money man; I just did some free fortune telling for you! Then again, I won’t charge because you may just surprise me and stick around. Though I doubt it, you’ll leave soon after you lose the Heavyweight realizing you aren’t good enough to win it back. Then a few months down the road when PWT falls into another slump like all companies do every few months or so, you’ll get the call back asking if you’d come back to PWT. And hey, why not, you’ll be given the offer of being a four time champion offered on a silver platter so back you’ll come and win it again, thinking you’re the best again until I knock you off your perch yet again. I could go on about this because believe me, it’s fun being able to predict the future sometimes. But as I told CK earlier, I’m not worried about the future beyond Sunday. Because Sunday is when it all comes together, Sunday is when I truly begin my rise back to the top of the PWT Mountain once again.�?/FONT>

He sees the line of people starting to get thin as he glances at his watch.

“Sunday baby. For now, it’s show time. The games are about to begin. Seifer, OUT!�?/FONT>

Seifer makes his way across the street and off to the side, heading into the building via a side entrance as the scene fades to black.

To the victor, goes the spoils. His actions already known and now through his words, Seifer has managed to get the PWT Heavyweight Champion to admit that he was better than him. A surprising turn of events no doubt.

On one hand, he’s already achieved his victory. His sole purpose for coming at DVD was to show to him from drilling it via promos to drilling him into the mat that he’s better than him. Seifer didn’t need to prove anything, not to David, not to himself, not to the fans. But he wasn’t about to let DVD talk a big game and let it go unnoticed. He wasn’t about to let David talk about how he made Seifer tap out at Immortal Glory, giving off the impression to all the newcomers that he actually won. Yeah, Seifer tapped, immediately after the buzzer rang, which means a second too late for DVD, giving Seif the 1-0 victory in the Iron Man. But if you want to get into the details, Seifer would have had a couple more falls if WallStreet didn’t want the contest to be a close one. To DVD’s credit as far as our knowledge, he wasn’t apart of that. It was all on management wanting to push DVD sky high and thus Seifer put him over, he won but he still made it close. Though that’s not taking anything away from Van Dam as he did push Seifer pretty far. Yet you don’t see Seifer bragging about that kind of victory, DVD did and that’s how it came about. It came about with promos where DVD claimed he was better than Seifer, claimed again that he made him tap. Seifer has proven that wrong and will do so Sunday to boot.

Yet on the other hand, he finds himself robbed. Robbed of the satisfaction of really unloading into Van Dam. Tearing apart every inch of credibility he has because believe me, Seifer was just warming up and had a lot more in stored, oh so much more you wouldn’t even believe.

But now? Now the point becomes moot. Now Seifer’s going to pat David on the back, invite him over for some milk and cookies, and tell him how happy he is and that he wishes him the best of luck in this match and in the future.

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HAHAHAHAHAHA! APRIL FOOLS, ALL YEAR LONG! And that my friends is an inside joke with my brotha whose turning 21 today. And yes I’m breaking kayfabe as this is complete OOC. ONE BLOOD BIATCH! NOW GO BLAST “LET’S GO�? BANG YOUR HEAD AGAINST A MIRROR, DRINK SOME HEINEKEN AND GO BUST UP A COUPLE SAMOANS BRAH!

Ahem, kayfabe has been restored. It was a joke. You didn’t actually think Seifer was going to just go easy now did you? It doesn’t matter what anyone says or does, Seifer isn’t taken off his game that easily. He’ll do whatever the hell he feels like so let’s get to it.

Let the games begin.

The scene opens up in a backstage dressing room. There are a few mirrors all around as the small area is bustling with people running back and forth, applying makeup and adjusting costumes like it was a Beauty Pageant. Off in a corner we see Seifer and Sean. Sean’s leaning up against the wall taking a drag of his cigarette while Seifer has his chair on its back to legs too leaning on the wall.

“You know, I honestly don’t know if I should be grateful or annoyed at DVD’s sudden change in attitude.�?/FONT>

Sean shrugs, “I’m annoyed, he went soft.�?/FONT>

Suddenly Ron “Farooq�?Simmons walks back to where they are and looks at Sean and then Seifer.

“DAMN!�?/FONT>

He then turns and walks off the scene.

“He has a point. Did you see the way he looked at you Seif? This one is definitely your fault.�?/FONT>

“So are you saying I should apologize for my words or something? Hey, it’s not my fault that I’ve mastered the ‘Stare of Fear�?since I’ve been gone that scared Kane 2 back to the laboratory to work the kinks out for Kane 3. And so it isn’t my problem that I told it like it was and now we’re dealing with a different DVD.�?/FONT>

“Still looks the same to me.�?/FONT>

“You’re right, and we’re going to treat him the same when we step into that ring. The only thing David managed to do was get out of me going all ‘Seifer�?on him in the form of promos, I’m not holding anything back when it comes time to step into the ring.�?/FONT>

“No smoking in here!!�?/FONT> one of the staff members yells at Sean as he just flips her off. She sees this and storms over to him. “Didn’t you hear me?!�?/FONT>

Sean flashes an arrogant smirk and takes another drag, blowing the smoke right into her face making her cough as he laughs.

“Get the fuck outta here, bitch.�?/FONT>

She cries and runs off as Sean finishes his cigarette.

“Well while you cut your promo, I’m going to go and greet the audience, I can hear them chanting my name now.�?/FONT>

“Umm, I don’t hear anything.�?/FONT>

“SHHHH!�?/FONT>

He listens and still doesn’t hear anything. Finally Sean gets pissed and slams his hand on his pocket a couple times as a chant of ‘HUNTER, HUNTER�?finally sounds through, coming right from his pocket. He laughs and plays along.

“Wow dude, they really love you!�?/FONT>

“I know, I know. It pays to be me. �?/FONT>

“That’s worse than having a comb in your back pocket.�?/FONT>

Sean pulls out a comb from his back pocket.

“JUST GO!�?/FONT>

Sean is [mad].

“You know, your hostility is going to cause some problems in this partnership of ours.�?/FONT>

Seifer gives him a small version of the ‘Stare of Fear�?as Sean holds up his hands.

“Gotta go, the ladies really want me now.�?/FONT>

And off he goes as Seifer sighs and looks over into the camera.

“Shut up.�?/FONT>

“Ahem. Bravo David, and I mean that sincerely. I didn’t come out here with the intension of getting you to give me all kinds of props because whether I get them or not doesn’t affect how I handle my business. All I was annoyed at is how you ran your mouth about me when I was gone. You did it and you’ve learned your lesson. I know it’s how the business goes, people run their mouths from time to time and had it been one time, I’d of let it slide. But it was a couple times and unless you’ve backed up your words, I’m not the guy who just sits around and lets someone trash him like that. But that’s all in the past now as it seems you’ve come to terms with quite a few things. I’ll admit I didn’t realize my words would have affected you this way. Granted I wasn’t expecting you to come at me foolishly thinking you could outwit me because we’ve been down that road before, but I expected something more than what most would say you giving up.�?/FONT>

Holding up a hand, “But that’s because half the time they don’t take the time to listen to it all, I know you’re not giving up, that’s not what you’re about. You’re about a lot of other things and this is where I’d normally go spend the next two minutes ripping you up but obviously I don’t need to do that. To put it bluntly, I’m glad you see what I’m getting at man. But while your speech may be a very motivational one, I’m also not going to buy a word of it right now. You know how the saying goes: “actions speak louder then words�? So I guess that’s where you pick up the ball and see if you can really run with it this time. After Shockwave, yeah, you won’t be Tag Team champion anymore but you’ll still have the PWT. So I guess after Sunday it’s going to be time to see what you do with this sudden change of attitude. Maybe you’ll make good on what you said and really show people what’s up. If not, dah well, I have my own business to take care of. Though if you do happen to hold onto the title until February, well…�?/FONT>

He trails off, giving off a little smirk as he looks off to the right, Sean making a motion with his hand. He turns back to the camera.

“It’s show time.�?/FONT>

With a flick of his finger, the cameras shut off and we fade.

Hunter... sounds like an S.O.S
Holy wack, unlyrical lyrics Seifer, you're fuckin' right
To the Seifmobile... Let's go

SEEEEEIIIIIIIFFEEERRR!!

Bitches and gentlemen,
It's show time! Hurry hurry, step right up
Introducing the star of our show... his name is...

SEEEEEIIIIIIIFFEEERRR!!

You wouldn't want to be anywhere else in the world right now
So without further adieu, I bring to you

SEEEEEIIIIIIIFFEEERRR!!

You bout to witness wrestling in its most purest,
more rawest form, flow almost flawless
most hardest, most honest known artist,
chip off the old block, but good ol' Seif is {BACK}
Looks like Batman brought his own Robin.
Oh god, Sadam's got his own Laden
wit' his own private plane, his own pilot,
set to blow college dorm rooms doors off the hinges
oranges, peach, pears, plums syringes. Vrnnnn vrnnnn,
yeah here I come, I'm inches
away from you, dear fear none,
wrestling is in a state of 9-1-1 so...

Lets get down to business.
I don't got no time to play around what is this
Must be a circus in town,
lets shut the shit down on these clowns.
Can I get a witness? {HELL YEAH!}

Quick gotta move fast, gotta perform miracles.
Gee willikers, Sean, holy bat syllables
look at all the bullshit that goes on in PWT when I'm gone.
Time to get rid of these war criminals

So skip to your lou while I do what I do best.
You ain't even impressed no more, you're used to it
Flows too wet, nobody close to it,
nobody says it, but still everybody knows the shit
the most hated on out of all
those who say they get hated on in eighty promos and exaggerate it all
So much, they make it all up, there's no such thing,
like a female with good looks, who cooks and cleans
it just means so much more to so much more people
when you're fightin' and you know what for the show must go on.
So I'd like to welcome y'all to Sean and Seifer's carnival,
C'mon! Now...

Lets get down to business.
I don't got no time to play around what is this
Must be a circus in town,
lets shut the shit down on these clowns.
Can I get a witness? {HELL YEAH!}

Lets get down to business.
I don't got no time to play around what is this
Must be a circus in town,
lets shut the shit down on these clowns.
Can I get a witness? {HELL YEAH!}

It's just like old times, the dynamic duo, two old friends, why panic,
you already know who's fully capable, the two capped heroes,
dial straight down the center eight-zero-zero
you can even call collect, the most feared duet,
since me and RuCKuS played career Russian Roulette
and never even see me blink or get to bustin' a sweat,
people steppin' over people just to rush to the ring
just to get to see an wrestler who breathes so freely,
ease over these moves and be so breezy
Jesus how can shit be so easy,
how can one Chandra be so Levy?
Turn on these moves, superstar's don't see me.
Believe me MSN and ESPN are gonna grieve
when we leave, dog, fo' sheezy.
Can't leave PWT alone, the game needs me
Till we grow beards, get weird, and disappear into the mountains.
Nothin' but clowns down here
but we ain't fuckin around round here, yo Sean. . . What up?
Can I get a Hell Yeah? {Hell Yeah!} Now...

A couple minutes later the cameras kick in again. We’re still inside the dome shaped structure only not backstage anymore, now we’re out with the crowd, roaring and cheering. In the middle of them is dirt. It’s used for rodeos only at the moment we see a lot of animals and tricks and all sorts of crazy things that you would find only at a circus. In the middle however we see a wrestling ring, no one is in there at the moment but as the crowd begins to chant, we see the stars of the show, Seifer and Sean Hunter enter the ring both with microphones.

“Welcome to the Carnival! Incase you haven’t already noticed by the numerous amounts of banners, this represents what PWT has become since I’ve been gone! It’s insane the amount of things that have gone down. Like a war with another company, and Seifer wasn’t involved!�?/FONT>

“You involved in that war?! Please, the only reason you didn’t come to the war was because it’d have turned into a fed vs fed vs stable war as you Jake and Cross would have made your own side.�?/FONT>

“So?�?/FONT>

“WOULD YOU STOP SAYING THAT GDI!!!�?/FONT>

Seifer smiles and turns back to the crowd.

“Of course beyond that battle we’ve had people like the retarded sister of Bernard Knok Knok Ryan Rage IV winning the PWT Championship.�?/FONT>

“Don’t forget MJ Storm giving the title to NED.�?/FONT>

“And Kangaroos trying to cause a ruckus!�?/FONT>

“Wait, what happened after Shockwave by the way?�?/FONT>

“Uh, he was hit by a truck.�?/FONT>

“But he’d of just shaken it off and kept coming after you.�?/FONT>

“No see, it was a UPS truck. You’ve seen the new commercials about how they cover more ground now. So by the time he got off the truck they were already in Baja, Mexico.�?/FONT>

“Ahh, so you got lucky.�?/FONT>

�?STRONG>LUCKY?! You should have seen us fight man! Oh I was bustin�?/STRONG> Bloody Baby Strangla up and down, rockin�?/STRONG> him like Rocky rocked Clubber Lang. I PITY DA FOO! HE DIDN’T HAVE NOTHIN�?ON ME! Then the UPS driver had to go and steal my glory. I swear man, can’t a nigga get no love!�?/FONT>

At that moment Sean gives the signal to someone out of the view and the circus starts up. We see clowns, magicians, acrobatics, lions, bears and Sean stops before anything can come out as he points to the right.

“Those elephants look familiar.�?/FONT>

“Oh shit, they’re the ones from Palooza! Which must mean…�?/FONT>

“ARGHH MATIES!!!�?/FONT>

Both of them fall backwards and catch themselves on the ropes, much like W2K’s WrestlePalooza last year, we see the pirate ship with the at the time Tag Champs Mister Scaire and Tyler Hayden cruise on through the carnival.

“I still don’t know how they got in here. Remind me again why we did this?�?/FONT>

“Uhhh, I dunno.�?/FONT>

“…�?/FONT>

“PACMAN JONES!�?/FONT>

Suddenly we see a whole slew of midgets running towards them.

“Oh great, now this looks like a midget rodeo. Do I even have to ask where the rest of the nWs is? I’ve heard that’s an nWs classic.�?/FONT>

“It is, but those aren’t regular midgets, those are…�?/FONT>

He looks up to the fans and smiles as he speaks a little louder as all the midgets line up in front of the ring, on one side we have a bunch of miniature bald headed ones that look like DVD, and on the other we have ones with goatees and wearing sunglasses.

“If I may have your attention for a moment throughout all this chaos, I’d like to introduce you to our opponents for the evening. On my left we have the midgets with down syndrome. Yes, I went there. This one right here is CK 2, CK 3, CK 4, CK 5, CK 6, and CK Mini as he comes in about one foot two. Then to my right we have DVD 2, DVD 3, DVD 4, DVD 5, DVD 6, and DVD sued by Kane 2. Don’t ask.�?/FONT>

Up above them a cable drops with two titles hanging above the ring. Suddenly some kind of fight music blasts throughout the insane circus, carnival, rodeo, whatever the hell this is as Seifer and Sean ready to fight. All the midgets enter the ring but suddenly begin to fight each other. That’s when the two of them look confused and back up into the corners, leaning up against them as the midgets fight.

A flash appears across the screen.

~ 55 minutes later ~

We see Seifer on one side lying in a lawn chair and Sean on the other side doing the same, in the middle they have a TV sitting on top of a cooler as they’re watching the game and both sipping on beers.

“This is the life, shit’s never been so easy!�?/FONT>

“Uh, I think CK 4 is climbing for the belts!�?/FONT>

Seifer casually looks and sees DVD 2 and 5 knocking the ladder over. “See, we’ve got nothing to worry about. They’re doing all the work.�?/FONT>

“Yeah, but I’m getting kind of bored watching this, let’s go win the titles.�?/FONT>

Seifer shrugs, “Iight.�?/FONT>

Sean pushes the TV and cooler out of the way while Seif takes care of the chairs. Sean grabs a small trampoline and sets it up in the middle.

“Go ahe�?oh those god damn midgets!�?/FONT>

As soon as he sets it down they begin to run in a line, each jumping off of it as they do so as Sean rolls his eyes.

“Baseball?�?/FONT>

“Or, as they say in Canada, Ballball!�?/FONT>

“Eh?�?/FONT>

“Nothing, get the bats!�?/FONT>

They grab baseball bats and begin to hammer away on the midgets until only a couple of them is left while the others are getting up. They toss the bats and take the television, throwing it at three of the midgets as they all fall down and out of the ring. Seifer doesn’t waste anytime as he jumps up on the trampoline and rockets himself to the tag belts, grabbing them down in one graceful swoop. But as he comes down Sean’s removed the trampoline from the ring as Seifer falls�?and is caught by all the midgets who have gotten up and are now body surfing him back to his feet.

“HAH! All this gratitude, you know how I’m going to say thanks?�?/FONT>

“How’s that?�?/FONT>

For some odd reason all the midgets are in a straight line, as if this was planned or something! No, no way! Seifer drops to the ground and as he’s falling he lands a Blood Spiller on the first midget, sending him tumbling to the second one and to the third, so on and so forth like dominos until they’re all laid out. He brushes his shoulder off.

“I still say they ain’t want it with Seif.�?/FONT>

Seifer looks to the camera now.

“DVD you seem to have taken a different attitude on this so I don’t see you trying to get smart here. I’ll give you props for being a man and saying what you did, I’ll give you more respect if you come through on your words. But for now, I’ll expect you to give me all you got come Shockwave, let’s show the world why we were match of the year. CK Syndrome, Sean and I just decided to have a little fun here. Attempt to get at us for this insane ludicrousness and it won’t be the smartest thing you’ve done, but I think you’re smarter than that. You’re like the backup quarterback who is finally getting his shot. Come Shockwave I look forward to seeing what you’ve got in store for PWT. It’s going to be one hell of a ride boys.�?/FONT>

Sean turns to Seifer and smacks him on the chest.

“It’s about damn time we’ve had our chance to run the tables.�?/FONT>

Seifer nods with a smirk on his face as the two of them disappear from the carnival, a voice can still be heard before we eventually fade to black.

So there you have it folks

SEEEEEIIIIIIIFFEEERRR!!

has come to save the day
Back with his friend Hunter, and to remind you that bullshit does not pay
Because SEEEEEIIIIIIIFFEEERRR!!
And Hunter are here to stay and never go away until his dying day until he's old and grey

SEEEEEIIIIIIIFFEEERRR!!

So until next time friends, same blond hair, same PWT channel,
Good night everyone, Thank you for coming
Your host for the evening. . .

SEEEEEIIIIIIIFFEEERRR!!

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