BURGLARY IN FLORIDA

Ya just can't make this stuff up!!

When southern Florida resident Nathan Radlich's house was burglarized
recently, thieves ignored his wide screen plasma TV, his VCR, and even
left his Rolex watch. What they did take, however, was “a generic white
cardboard box filled with a grayish-white powder.�?(At least that’s the
way the police report described it.)

A spokesman for the Fort Lauderdale police said, “it looked similar to
high grade cocaine and they'd probably thought they'd hit the big time.�?BR>
Later, Nathan stood in front of the numerous TV cameras and pleaded
with the burglars: “Please return the cremated remains of my sister,
Gertrude. She died three years ago.�?BR>
The next morning, the bullet-riddled corpse of a local drug dealer
known as Hoochie Pevens was found on Nathan's doorstep. The cardboard
box was there too; about half of Gertrude's ashes remained.

Scotch taped to the box was a note which said: “Hoochie sold us the
bogus blow, so we wasted Hoochie. Sorry we snorted your sister. No hard
feelings. Have a nice day.�?/DIV>