When I was in my younger days, I wighed a few pounds less, I needn't hold my tummy in to wear a belted dress.

But now that I am older, I've set my body free; There's comfort of elastic where once my waist would be.

Inventor of thoses high heeled  shoes me feet have not forgivin; I have to wear a nine now, but used to wear a seven.

And how about thoses pantyhose--they're sized by weight, you see,so how come when I put them on the crotch is at my knee?

I need to wear these glessed as the print 's been getting smaller;and it wasn't very long ago I know I was taller.

Though my hair has turned to gray and my skin no longer fits, on the inside, I'm the same old me.