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  1. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.<o:p></o:p>

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  2. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.<o:p></o:p>

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  3. A day without sunshine is like ... night.<o:p></o:p>

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  4. On the other hand, you have different fingers.<o:p></o:p>

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  5. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.<o:p></o:p>

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  6. I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.<o:p></o:p>

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  7. When the chips are down, the buffalo is empty.<o:p></o:p>

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  8. Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it.<o:p></o:p>

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  9. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.<o:p></o:p>

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10. I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.<o:p></o:p>

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11. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be<o:p></o:p>

       misquoted then used against you.<o:p></o:p>

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12. I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.<o:p></o:p>

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13. Honk if you love peace & quiet.<o:p></o:p>

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14. Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so<o:p></o:p>

       popular?<o:p></o:p>

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15. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.<o:p></o:p>

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16. It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial cost<o:p></o:p>

       and blamed it on the cost of living.<o:p></o:p>

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17. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting<o:p></o:p>

       something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.<o:p></o:p>

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18. It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end to <o:p></o:p>

       end, someone would be stupid enough to try and pass them.<o:p></o:p>

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19. You can't have everything, where would you put it?<o:p></o:p>

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20. Latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the<o:p></o:p>

       world's population.<o:p></o:p>

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21. The things that come to those who wait are usually the things <o:p></o:p>

       left by those who got there first.<o:p></o:p>

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22. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.<o:p></o:p>

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23. It was recently discovered that research causes cancer in rats.<o:p></o:p>

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24. I wished the buck stopped here, as I could use a few.<o:p></o:p>

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25. I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.<o:p></o:p>

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26. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear<o:p></o:p>

       bright until you hear them speak. <o:p></o:p>

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