~TWENTY DOLLARS~
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>On their wedding night, the young bride 
Approached her new 
Husband and asked for $20.00 for their first
Lovemaking encounter. In
 His highly aroused state, her husband readily 
Agreed.
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This scenario was repeated each time they made 
Love, for more 
Than 30 years, with him thinking that it was a 
Cute way for her to
 Afford new clothes and other incidentals that
She needed.
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Arriving home around noon one day, she was
Surprised to find
 Her husband in a very drunken state.
 During the next few minutes, he explained that
His employer
Was going through a process of corporate
Downsizing, and he had
 Been let go. It was unlikely that, at the age of 
59, he'd be able to find
 Another position that paid anywhere near what 
He'd been earning, and
 Therefore, they
>Were financially ruined.
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Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which 
Showed more than thirty 
Years of steady deposits and interest totaling 
Nearly $1 million. Then she 
Showed him certificates of deposits issued
 By the bank which were worth over $2 million, 
And informed him that they 
Were one of the largest depositors in the bank.
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She explained that
 For the more than
 Three decades she had 'charged' him for sex, 
These holdings had multiplied 
And these were the
 Results of her savings and investments.
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Faced with evidence of cash and investments 
Worth over $3
 Million, her husband was so astounded he could 
Barely speak, but
 Finally he found his voice and blurted out, 'If 
I'd had any idea what you
 Were doing, I would have given you all my
Business!'
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That's when she shot him.
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You know, sometimes, men just don't know when
> To keep their mouths shut.