My boyfriend, being unhappy with my mood swings, bought me a mood ring the other day so he would be<o:p></o:p>    able to monitor my moods.<o:p></o:p>
      We've discovered that when I'm in a good mood, it turns green. When I'm in a bad mood, it leaves a<o:p></o:p>
     big f @#$ ing red mark on his forehead.<o:p></o:p>
   <o:p> </o:p>Maybe next time he'll buy me a diamond.   Dumb ass.<o:p></o:p>