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From: Evonne  in response to Message 1Sent: 12/7/2008 2:33 AM

Some of our goodies from past years:

 

From: Kellog_Bluff

for all of us who enjoy a japanese flair...and for the Mykko-man...I offer this little poetical translation in honor of your upcoming training in Japan, and to all the hard work you performed to get to this point....

KURISUMASU-no-YESTERDAY NITE


'Twas the nite before Kurisumasu when all through the uchi�?
Not a creature was stirring, not even the poochy,
The tabi were hung by the hibachi with care,
In hopes that Santa Kurosu soon would be there
.


The children were nestled all snug in their futon,
While danced through their heads dreams of Mochi and udon;
And Mama in her yukata and I in fundoshi..
Had just settled our heads to sleep a sukoshi


When the passage of something across the roof shingles,
Raised a noise that I knew just must be Chris Kringle's;
Hayaku I raced to open the shoji;
Tore open the amado, looked out and ... Oh, Gee!


The tsuki on the breast of the new fallen yuki
Gave the luster of midday and made things look spooky�?
When, from the neon-lit smog should come scooting,
But a miniature rikisha and eight coolies pulling.


With a little old driver, so lively and jozu
I knew in a moment it must be Santa Kurosu.
More hayaku than kogatas his coolies, they ran
With takusan presento - and St. Nick, the toy man.


Now Speedy-san! now, Odori-ko! now Pakka-pakka and Inari.
On Comet-to. On Cupid-ko! on Kaminari and Inabikari!
To the top of the genkan! to the top of the tiles..
Now, dash away! dash away! we've many more miles.


As momiji that before the wild typhoon fly,
When they meet with an obstacle mount to the sky,
So up to the roof the wee rickisha flits,
With takusan new toys, 'pon which Santa Kurosu sits.


And then, bikkuri, I heard on the top story,
The scraping and sliding of each little zori.
As I drew in my head and hitched up my drawers
Down the ofuro pipe came old Santa Kurosu.


All of good fur was made his red mompei,
And his clothes were all tarnished and ashy and grey!
A furoshiki of toys hung over his arm,
And he looked like a peddlar from Mart Ginzakan;


His eyes how they twinkled! his dimples, how kawaii
His beard wiggled like a grass skirt from far off Hawaii;
His cheeks were like roses, his nose like a mikan,
His mouth wore a smile like O-Kame-san.


The stub of a Shinsei was tight in his fist,
And the smoke, it encircled him like Kyoto mist.
He had a broad face, and well rounded bloomers,
That rolled when he laughed like bouncing Darumas.


He was chubby and plump; a right jolly old Tengu;
And I laughed, when I saw him; that's all I could do.
>A twist of his head and a twink of his eye,
Soon gave me to know that I had no shimpai.


He spoke not a word, but went straight to shigoto,
And filled all his tabi - yada! then ready to go,
And holding his hana with a fur-covered mitt,
And giving a "saah", up the stove pipe he flit.


He sprang to his rikisha, clutched the reins to his bosom,
And away they all wafted like a bloomed cherry blossom.
But I heard him exclaim, ere he drove off much farther,
"Merry Kurismasu all, minasan, sayonara."

 

Yeowza-sama, Nicky --- Merry Xmas/Blessing be.

 

 

From: Evonne Sent: 12/24/2001 7:34 PM
That is nice!  Here is one for you Kellog, and any other warriors out there who can appreciate this!
 
 
Viking Christmas Carol 

'Twas the night before Christmas and all through the Hall,
Not a creature was stirring, not warrior nor thrall.
And I in my armor, my greaves and my helm,
Was drunker than anyone else in the Realm.

I staggered upstairs and fell into bed,
While four quarts of mead were ablaze in my head.
Then up from below came the sounds of a brawl,
So I grabbed up my axe and ran down to the Hall.

I missed the last step and crashed down in a heap,
Thinking, "Why can't those low-lifes downstairs go to sleep!"
When what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But two brawny strangers, wielding mallet and spear.

I said to myself, "We'll soon have them beat!"
Then I noticed ten warriors laid out at their feet.
I gave out a yell and leapt into the fray...
I'll always regret my poor choice of that day.

For the one laid his hammer to the side of my nose,
And up, up, up to the rafters I rose.
Then came a lone frightened voice from the floor,
"Those are no mortal warriors -- that's Odin and Thor!"

Then they looked at each other and they said, "Battle's done.
Now they know who we are, it no longer is fun."
Then Thor raised his hammer, and his elbow he bent,
And with a loud crash, through the ceiling they went.

I crawled through the Hall and flung open the door,
Not really sure that I'd seen them before.
The snow bathed in starlight, the moon like a glede,
I saw them ride off on an eight-legged steed.

And I heard them exclaim, 'ere they flew out of sight,

"TO HELA WITH CHRISTMAS, WE JUST LOVE A GOOD FIGHT!"
 
 
 
 
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