Hey All,

I just thought that with the gender related postings related to female and male characteristics, this would set everything straight!  LOL Don't want all you fellas thinking I am gender biased.

IT'S GOOD TO BE A MAN

* Your last name stays put.

* The garage is all yours.

* Wedding plans take care of themselves.

* Chocolate is just another snack.

* You can be president.

* You can wear a white T shirt to a water park.

* Car mechanics tell you the truth.

* You don't give a rat's ass if someone notices your new haircut.

* The world is your urinal.

* You never have to drive to another gas station because this one's just too icky.

* Same work ... more pay.

* Wrinkles add character.

* You don't have to leave the room to make emergency crotch adjustments.

* Wedding Dress $5000; Tux rental $100.

* People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.

* The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.

* New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.

* Your pals can be trusted never to trap you with: "So, notice anything different?"

* One mood, ALL the damn time.

* Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.

* A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.

* You can open all your own jars.

* Dry cleaners and hair stylists don't rob you blind.

* You can leave the motel bed unmade.

* You can kill your own food.

* You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.

* Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.

* If you are 34 and single, nobody notices.

* Everything on your face stays its original color.

* You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger's seat.

* Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.

* You don't have to clean your apartment if the maid is coming.

* You can quietly watch a game with your buddy for hours without ever thinking:  "He must be mad at me."

* You don't mooch off other's desserts.

* You can drop in on a friend without having to bring a little gift.

* If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just might become lifelong friends.

* You are not expected to know the names of more than five colors.

* You don't have to stop and think which way to turn a nut on a bolt.

* You almost never have strap problems in public.

* You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.

* The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.

* You don't have to shave below your neck.

* One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.

* You can "do" your nails with a pocketknife.

* You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.

* Christmas shopping can be accomplished for 25 relatives, on December 24th, in 45 minutes.