A long time ago I began telling people the legendary
story of the Expoloding Whale of Oregon. Some of you
implied that this was a story I made up to pass the
time and elicit laughter. For your convenience I send
you this link which is dedicated to the Infamous
Expoloding Whale of Oregon.
http://www.explodingwhale.com/If you wish to watch the video, click here:
http://www.explodingwhale.com/whale.aviThe Oregon State Highway Division had a whale of a
problem on their hands on November 12, 1970. An 8
ton, 45 foot sperm whale washed up on the central
Oregon coast, south of Florence. It had been dead for
quite some time and was starting to get a tad bit
foul; but how do you get rid of such a large mess?
Well, first you call the Oregon State Highway
Division, since at the time they had jurisdiction over
the beaches. Then they call the Department of the
Navy to get a little advice and collaborate a plan.
They soon had it all figured out, or so they
thought...
Since they couldn't bury it (the ocean tides would
soon uncover it), and cutting it up and burning it was
out of the question (nobody wanted that job), they
settled on simply blowing it to smithereenes.
Enter a half-ton of dynamite. But would it be enough
to blast the whale into small enough pieces for the
seagulls, crabs, and other beach-dwellers to devour?
They would soon have their answer and an even bigger
mess to clean up. They placed the dynamite around
the large mammal, backed the spectators up a safe
distance away from the blast site, and flipped the
switch. The onlookers ooh-ed and ahh-ed at the
spectacle, and seemed to be enjoying themselves until
the inevitable laws of relativity came crashing
down......on them.
Not only did the blast pulverize only a portion of the
whale, but the wind blew particles of smelly, rotten,
whale flesh in the direction of the spectators, which
came down on them like a spring rain. I guess nobody
put too much thought into where the remains of the
whale would end up.
There were large chunks spewed all over the beach and
one large chunk(3-foot by 5-foot)landed on the roof of
a brand new buick parked a quarter-mile away, crushing
it. Needless to say, the owner of the car(Walter
Umenhofer) wasn't to pleased with the outcome, since
he had warned them, prior to the blast, that blowing
up a whale on a beach wasn't a good idea. He had been
in the war and had first hand experience with the
combination of dynamite and sand. But the Oregon
State Highway Division didn't listen. They told him
they had it under control and to please back up to a
safe distance.
Thankfully, nobody was injured, except maybe the pride
of the Oregon State Highway Division. In the end, the
larger remains of the whale were buried in the sand,
Walter Umenhofer was fully reimbursed for the damage
caused to his car, and the Oregon State Highway
Division learned a valuable, but messy lesson - What
goes up, Must come down.