*The Hokey Pokey* Original Lyrics:
Put your left foot in, Your left foot out,
Your left foot in, And shake it all about.
You do the hokey pokey, And turn yourself around
That’s what it’s all about.
*The Hokey Pokey* Shakespearean Style:
O proud left foot, that ventures quick within
Then soon upon a backward journey lithe.
Anon, once more the gesture, then beginneth:
Commandeth sinistral pedestal to writhe.
Commenceth thou then the fervid Hokey-Poke.
A mad gyration, hips in wanton swirl.
To spin! A wilde release from heaven’s yoke.
Blessed dervish! Surely canst thou goeth, girl.
The Hoke, the poke -- banisheth now thy doubt.
Verily, I sayeth, ’tis what it’s all about.
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