A married couple in their early 60s was celebrating their 40th wedding  anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant. 
  Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table. 
  She said, "For being such an exemplary married couple and for being  loving to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish." 
  The wife answered, "Oh, I want to travel around the world with my  darling husband." 
  The fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! - two tickets for the Queen  Mary II appeared in her hands.    The husband thought for a moment: "Well, this is all very romantic, but  an opportunity like this will never come again. 
  I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than  me." 
  The wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish. 
  So the fairy waved her magic wand and poof!...the husband became 92  years old. 
  The moral of this story: Men who are ungrateful swines should remember  fairies are female..... 
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