Two elderly women were out driving in a large car, both could
barely see over the dashboard. As they were cruising along, they
came to an intersection. The stoplight was red, but they just went
on through. The woma n in the passenger seat thought to herself "I
must be losing it. I could have sworn we just went through a red
light."
       

After a few more minutes, they came to another intersection and
the light was red again. Again, they went right through. The woman
in the passenger seat was almost sure that the light had been red
but was really concerned that she was losing it.!
       

She was getting nervous. At the next intersection, sure enough,
the light was red and they went on through. So, she turned to the
other woman and said, "Mildred, do you know that we just ran
through three redlights in a row? You could have killed us both!"
   

Mildred turned to her and said, "Oh 'eck, am I driving?"