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 | | From:  LiesReality (Original Message) | Sent: 2/24/2008 5:48 PM |

On A Hair Dryer from Sears: Do Not Use While Sleeping
On A Bar Of Dove Soap: Directions- Use Like Regular Soap
On Swann Frozen Foods: Serving Suggestion- Defrost Before Eating

On A Shower Cap: Fits One Head
On The BOTTOM of a Tesco Tiramisu Dessert: Warning! Do Not Turn Upside Down!
On M&S Bread and Butter Pudding: Warning! May Be Hot After Heating!

On A Rowenta Iron: Do Not Iron Clothes On Body
On Infant's Cough Medicine: Warning! Do Not Drive Car Immediately After Consuming!
On Nytol Sleeping Pills: Warning! May Cause Drowiness!

On Christmas Lights: For Indoor and Outdoor use ONLY!
On A Superman Costume: The Wearing of this Garment does not enable one to fly
On a bottle of ALL laundry detergent: Remove clothing before distributing in washing machine.

On an American Airlines Packet Of Nuts: Directions-Open Packet, Eat Nuts

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