Joey: Wow, I can't believe they've brought this back.
Trunks: Shut up. I can't believe this. HOUSE SHOWS! HOUSE SHOWS CHRISTIAN! I can't believe this is still in our contracts. This is crap, PURE CRAP! Ugh.
Buff Baby Blue is standing in the ring, testing the ropes and waiting for his oppenent.
Joey: Oh it's not *that* bad Trunks.
Trunks: Neither is your mother.
"Master of Puppets" by Metallica explodes through the speakers and the crowd goes absolutly wild. As light blue and white strobe lights scan around the crowd the entrance stage erupts with red pyros. His face is ice cold and emotionless as he proceeds from the entrance stage down the ramp with a building amount of confidence in his step. As he arrives at the bottom of the steel rampway he takes a turn to the right and asscends on to the black steel steps at the ring post in the far right corner. Ace proceeds up the stairs, taking his sweet time. Ace steps up onto the apron and walks along it a bit letting his right hand glide lightly along the top rope, making it twitch a bit. Ace then stops and looks out at the screaming fans. He slowly raises his arms in the air and lets out a mighty roar to the crowd, much to their delight. They return with a tremendous ovation as there isn't a single person in their seat at this point. He finally lets his arms drop before turning and stepping over the middle rope and ducking down under the top as he steps into the ring.
Trunks: At least we get to watch Ace.
Joey: Yeah......right.
Trunks: Shut your mouth, whore.
The bell rings and Buff rushes, Ace catches him in an arm drag and is quickly back up to his feet. Buff hits the canvas hard and bounces back onto his feet. He grabs the top rope with both hands, playing a little possum, breathing heavily and all. Ace steps forward, and Buff turns around, going for a super kick, but Ace ducks and low blows him. Buff's eyes get big and he drops to his knees. At that moment Ace stands back up and is pushed into a far corner by Jizzmopper, yelling at him to knock it off.
Trunks: Thank god. Thank you Ace. The thought of think fruit reproducing scares the hell out of me.
Joey: The thought of you reproducing scares the hell out of ME!
Trunks: Joey, who do you think your father is?
Joey: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Trunks: MWAHAHAHAHAHA!
Back to the ring. Buff is back up, woobling a bit, but up. He runs at Ace who is still in the corner, looking at some cute girl in the crowd. Ace catches Buff out of the corner of his eye and quickly grabs Jizzmopper by the shirt, yanking him infront of himself to take the blow from Buff. Buff drills Jizzmopper with a body avanlanch and stumbles back. Ace lets Jizzmopper fall and rushes forth, drilling Buff with a drop kick to the knee.
Trunks: I didn't know Ace could do that.
Joey: WHY MOTHER WHY!
Trunks: Huh? Oh yeah! Who's your daddy bitch! WHO'S YOUR DADDY!
Ace gets back up to his feet and pulls Buff up by the hair and whips him into the ropes. He grabs Buff on the recoil and spins into a backbreaker to the knee. Ace however, instead of dropping him, holds on and stands back up for a side walk slam. The small crowd boos a bit, as Ace gets back up to his feet. Ace grabs Buff and pulls him back up. Buff quickly kicks Hart in the gut and then rushes to the ropes, coming back with a flying closeline, taking him down. Buff... Kips up?
Joey: Eh?
Trunks: That takes talent doesn't it?
The crowd goes wild...all two hundred of them, as Buff skips around the ring. He then walks over to Ace in the middle of the ring and flexes him arm and kisses his bicept, dropping and elbow right into Ace's chest and then pins....
Joey: Jizzmopper is still done. By gawd this could have been and upset.
Trunks: Nah. Ace is smart. He knew to down Jizzmopper. What an icon.
Buff hits the canvas with anger and stands up, walking over to Jizzmopper, trying to wake him up. Ace slowly gets to his feet, shaking out the cob webs. Ace quickly drops to his back, seeing the situation and rolls out of the ring. Ace pushes the time keeper out of the way and grabs the ring bell, then slides back into the ring.
Joey: Oh come on!
Trunks: Intelligence Joey, some thing you will never have!
Buff turns around from Jizzmopper, who is slowly getting up and...
*DING*
Ace drills him with the ring bell and then throws it out of the ring, knocking some one out in the crowd.
Trunks: HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Ace quickly grabs Buff's legs and locks in "The Finale" his newest move, renamed. Buff in seconds comes back into conciousness and starts screaming like a school girl, beating on the canvas. Jizzmopper hears it and calls for the bell.
Trunks: Meh. At least Hart won.
Joey: He had to cheat to beat Buff Baby Blue.
Trunks: What are you talking about?
Joey: The ring bell!!!
Trunks: I saw no such thing. Stop being delusional son.
Joey: I'M NOT YOUR SON!
Trunks: Not what the DNA test said.
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