(The Camera cuts to the ring where Jizzmopper is leaning against the turnbuckle, with a microphone to his lips ready to announce the next match�?

 

Trunks: What is the next match?

 

(The scene opens and we see PowerTrip??? PowerTrip on Collision Course? You know this show just got ratings higher than your crack dealer. There he stands with the United States Championship and his sunglasses nodding his head. He smiles.)

 

"So Ryan Cain wants a ladder match huh? He wants a ladder match with me at the biggest stage of them all. And I would accept. I really would except that maybe I'm giving this kid too much credit for a ladder match. Come on. All the big stars do it and they make it legendary. Ryan Cain? You're nowhere near legendary. So at Wrestle Palooza? Ladder match? No....I say NO."

 

(The boos are heard. Trip just smiles and shakes his head.)

 

"What? You would think I'd make that punk famous in a ladder match? Hell no. HELL FREAKIN NO! You see, I have a better idea. Ryan Cain? I have a way better match. A match that you have once participated in. A match that could make Wrestle-Palooza complete. But there is a question of guts in this match, Ryan Cain. There is a question of you going through with my challenge since your ladder match went straight out the window."

 

(A match Ryan Cain has been in but a question of going through with it? Ryan Cain is fearless right? Hehehehe...Wrong.)

 

"Ryan Cain. Not a single ladder match would determine the TRUE United States Champion. Not even a singles match. A match that would have to be kindled and made as a match that would go down as one of the biggest matches in W2K's history. Ryan Cain? I propose...Are you ready? A SCAFFOLD MATCH!!"

 

(The gasps from the people at ringside. The murmurs. Trip smiles.)

 

"What? A scaffold match? Yes, Ryan Cain. A scaffold match. And why do I challenge this match? Because Ryan Cain. You're scared of this match. Well Cain? It's time to face your fear. So I await your answer. And accept or not accept? At Wrestle Freakin' Palooza, you will feel.....no not only feel...YOU WILL REALIZE the Experience of your life and you will see at first hand.....THE TRUE UNITED STATES CHAMPION!...Me."

 

(And the scene fades.)

Joey: �?Interesting night so far.

 

Trunks: Shut up, it sucks.

 

Joey: Yeah, well, what can you do?

 

Trunks: Your mom.

 

(Collision Course comes back on the air, and we see Ace Hart and Troy standing in the ring.  Ace goes for the first grapple, but it is ducked by Troy, and he goes behind, grabbing Ace and turning him around for a quick snapmare.  He picks Ace up, and drops him back down quickly with a german suplex.  The two then go to the ropes, where Troy irish whips him into the other side of the ring’s ropes, and hitting him with a quick elbow when he comes back.  Troy picks him up, but Ace pops straight up, erect, and goes in on the punching.  Ace whips Troy into the corner, where he climbs up to the second rope and starts in on the punches.  The crowd counts with the punching.

 

1�?2�?3�?�?�?�?�?..9�?0

 

But right when Ace gets to ten, Troy comes back and powerbombs Ace right in the middle of the ring, and goes for a pin.

 

1�?…kick out.

 

Troy looks displeased with the kick out by Ace, and goes right back on the attack.  He hits a couple of clotheslines, some short arm, some irish whip.  Ace tries to retaliate at one point, but is unsuccessful with his kick to the gut, since it is countered into a dragon screw by Troy.  Troy then goes for a suplex, and Ace reverses it falling behind him, going for a German suplex of his own, but is shut down again as Troy drops down and goes between Ace’s legs and drops him, and lays in a Boston crab.)

 

Joey:  He could give it up right here!!!

 

(Ace just gets to the ropes in time, and when he does, Troy gets up and lays in another kick on him, right stiff in the ribs.

 

Troy then gets out of the ring, looking disgruntled.  He grabs a chair, and starts to enter the ring with it.  He lays a HARD shot on the head of Ace as he was getting up, and Ace is bloodied up.

 

Joey:  Some of the fans here look confused to why the bell isn’t being rung for disqualification.

 

Trunks:  That’s because we forgot to tell you this match is NO HOLDS BARRED!!!!

 

(Troy then lies the chair down on the mat at his feet, and picks Ace up.  He holds the man high above his head and drops him down promptly into a tiger driver.  Ace holds his back in pain, but Troy continues the punishment.  Troy lays the chair on the chest of Ace, and bounces against the ropes and hits a huge leg drop.  Ace is motionless, but Troy refuses to stop.  He gets out of the ring, reaches under the apron, and pulls out a trash can full of weapons.  He throws it into the ring and pulls out yet another weapon from under the ring…this time a table!!!  He pushes it under the ring and sets it up near the turnbuckle, and goes for the trashcan, but Ace gets to it first.  Ace grabs it and charges full speed at Troy with it, possibly with his last little bit of energy.  But, it is shattered with a big boot to the face by Troy, smashing the can full of weapons into Ace’s face.  Troy goes over to it and pulls out a kendo stick and begins to smash it over the back of Ace until it breaks, then finishes the stick off by breaking it over the head of Ace with a hard shot.  He then pulls out a STOP sign, and lays it on the ground near them, and pulls the almost lifeless Ace up. Troy hits Ace with a right hand, or tries to at least, but surprisingly Ace fights back with his own LEFT hand, connecting with the big mans jaw. It looks as though Ace is going to come back in this match as he begins to lace into Troy with a few rights and lefts but its not to be. The lights in the arena suddenly shut off and 'Prayer' begins to blare over the speaker system. The fans dont know what to think, so their first instinct is to start booing. Ace downs Troy with a quick DDT and then looks over to the ropes where he waits for Scott Blaze to emerge from the back. Finally, the lights come back on and, surprise surprise, there is no sign of Blaze. Ace shrugs it off as just a 'warning' and turns around just in time to be met with a sickening superkick! No, its not Mack thats in the ring, hes still on the outside�?instead its Scott! The ref quickly rings for the bell calling this match a disqualification, but then stops, realizing it’s a NO HOLDS BARRED MATCH!!!! As Blaze stands over his seemingly FORMER best friend with a look of hatred in his eyes, Scott attempts to lift Ace back up but is quickly spun around by the big man, Troy, who has now gotten to his feet from the DDT. Without wasting a second, he throws a right hand at Blaze, only to have Scott catch it and begin tightening his grip around Troys fist harder and harder before finally sending a quick knee to the giants midsection causing him to double over holding his stomach as he feels the wind rush outta him. Mack has now had enough of this and runs into the ring charging Blaze for a sneak attack but is stopped quickly when Blaze lifts his leg up and delivers a second superkick stopping the showstoppa! Blaze once again turns back to Troy, who quickly stands up from crouching position and drops his attacker to the canvas with a VICIOUS clothesline, causing Blaze to actually FLIP! He shakes his hand and tends to it for a moment before noticing Mack sprawled out beside Ace. Seeing it as the best course of action, he slides out of the ring and pulls Mack out as well, but as this happens, he slides right back into the ring, and pins a lifeless looking Ace Hart.

 

1�?�?)

 

Jizzmopper: Ladies and Gentlemen: Your winner…TROY!!!!!

 

(As the two men reach the bottom of the ramp, Troy stops and watches as Blaze slowly stirs back to life and kips up, cracking his neck quickly and staring down Mack and Troy who are now at the stage. Finally, with all interference out of the way, Blaze slides out of the ring and grabs a chair, folding it up and sliding it back into the ring. He tosses it near his first victims limp body, before lifting Ace up and making his now trademarked sign of the cross, before slamming Ace’s head directly into the steel with a vicious looking Axe Guillotine Driver that is known as 'Condemption'. Scott quickly grabs a microphone and brings it to his mouth.)

 

Scott: Ladies and gentlemen, THIS is a sinner! You are ALL sinners! Those who perform acts that are unjust to the Lord God will have no fate but that of Ace Hart.....I will single handedly CLEANSE them of their sins......or CONDEM them to hell! So says THE ARCH ANGEL!

 

(Blaze quickly grins and turns around taking a blind step onto to find MATT MATLOCK standing there with a pissed off look on his face....obviously he is none too happy about the activities of RAGE. Scott simply shakes his head finding no need to deal with Matlock at this moment in time and walks past him, but is quickly stopped by Matlock who grabs his arm. Blaze nods slowly before grabbing Matt by the forearm tightly and removing Matts hand from his shoulder. Once again, Blaze grins and takes a step forward again lifting the microphone back to his mouth.)

 

Scott: Dont you worry Matthew.....your fate will be decided soon enough....no use in ending your career before it needs to be!

 

(Scott shakes his head before making his way to the ropes and flipping over them and onto his feet as 'Prayer' once again blares over the speakers and the Arch Angel disappears into the backstage area.)

(So were backstage near the medic room where Ace Hart is being treated due to that severe attack earlier after his match. We soon see Daddy Mack come running over and looking all excited and out of breath, he yells to the EMT's.)

 

D-Mack: Hey, someone needs your help in the loading dock, some crates just crushed a crew worker, and he needs assistance immediately! All of you quick, this is an emergency!

 

(All the EMT's but one, a female, goes running out to check this out. Mack smirks and heads into the room where Ace is sat up and the two staring at each other. Mack takes the one EMT and kinda charms her into stepping away, Ace keeps his eyes on Mack, but not his worry as Troy comes charging in and boots Ace off the table sending him crashing on to a counter, then dropping to the floor. Mack keeps the EMT back as Troy lifts up Ace and bashes his head against the wall a few times, then lays him on the table and starts choking him turning his face a beat red, nearly purple. Mack motions Troy to stop, then lets go of the EMT and bends down to Ace's ear and speaks sorta softly, but sadistically in a way.)

 

D-Mack: One day this will all be over for you Ace, one day the pain with stop, but before that can happen, it will only get worse!

 

(Mack stands up straight and smirks, then just walks out of the room being followed by Troy as the EMT checks on Ace and by now the others have come back realizing it was a false alarm. Mack sees them and just keeps walking, laughing a bit as we cut to ringside.)

 

Joey: How low was that? Mack pulled a very low move to gte his hands on Ace and Ace was already injured.

 

Trunks: The best time to beat a man down of course, make him suffer more, everyone knows that.

 

Joey: Yea, that Mack is a coward!

 

Trunks: No, he is just smart, uses his head, and takes out Ace making it harder to recover.

 

Joey: Ugh, whatever you say.

 

(We wait for our next match now.)

(Daddy Mack and Dee Jay George lock it up in the middle of the ring! DJ grabs Mack in a quick side headlock then drops him to a knee. Mack pounds on the side of DJ’s body but he wont let go. Finally after a few second of keeping the hold locked JT lets go and hits a sidewalk slam! He points at Mack’s face giving out profanities and all for last weeks betrayal. He slaps Mack across the face as the crowd “oooaaaa’s�?at the sound of the huge slap.)

 

Trunks: Looks like DJ is angry eh?

 

Joey: Do you blame him? Mack attacked him then left him high and dry with WRM and English all alone in the ring!

 

(DJ Irish-whips Daddy Mack to the turnbuckle�?Mack’s body bounces off the turnbuckle as DJ then hits a Belly to Back suplex! He covers Mack�?1�?.. No Mack kicks out! Gonna take more than that! DJ lifts Mack and tries a T-Bone Suplex but Mack smashes his skull with an elbow! And another elbow! And a final elbow causing DJ to stumble, Mack then this a huge super-kick across the jaw!  DJ is knocked out cold in the middle of the ring. But Mack isn’t covering he wants to make his statement official! He gets out of the ring and grabs a steel chair. The crowd goes nuts. The ref warns him before he enters the ring though.)

 

Trunks: You use the chair and you’re disqualified Mack!

 

(Mack climbs the steel steps all while DJ is getting to his feet. DJ is still very dazed off so hits the first thing he sees�?the victim is the ref as he hits him with a clothesline from behind! DJ shakes his head and realizes what he’s done�?Mack is now standing on the ring apron and swings the chair across DJ’s skull!! He enters the ring and places the chair between the folding chair!  He climbs the turnbuckle�?

 

Joey: You’re going to break his foot!!!

 

Trunks: DO IT!!! DO IT!!!

 

(Mack jumps off but DJ moves his foot along with the chair out of the way! DJ wiggles his foot until the chair falls off. Mack kicks the chair out of the ring and then places Dj in the Sharpsooter!!! The ref is getting back up as he’s trying to figure out what happened. He notices DJ a bit knocked out�?he lifts his arm�?1�?again�?2�?lifts it for the third time�?3�?The ref calls for the bell!!!)

 

Joey: He’s keeping the Sharpshooter locked!!!!

 

Trunks: DJ George is knocked out already!

 

(The ref finally convinces Mack to let go as the ref raises his hand in the air.)

 

Jizzmopper: Here is your winner, Daddy Mack!!!

Joey: Tag Title Match time.

 

Trunks: Yeah.

 

Joey: JJ Cool J and SkylarX have them�?William Rodney Mercy and Matt Taylor want them�?much.

 

Trunks: Yeah.

 

Joey: �?Ring.

 

(The bell rings. Hooray. Maybe this match will have some real competition. I hope, I hope. Anyway�?the Champs are in one corner, looking across at WRM and Taylor. Each team is talking over some strategy or some crap, until WRM and Sky step out onto the apron.)

 

Joey: Looks like Taylor and JJ will be starting it off.

 

Trunks: �?Good call.

 

(This should be pretty fast-paced. Taylor and JJ circle up before coming in for the collar and elbow�?but Taylor ducks with a go-behind into a waist-lock. JJ with the standing switch and runs Taylor toward the ropes. The witty Englishman goes low, sending JJ tumbling through the ropes to the floor. JJ slaps the mat on the floor in frustration, while Taylor sits on his ass in the ring with an arrogant grin�?he seems proud of himself. JJ climbs up to one knee on the apron as Taylor leans back before nipping up to his feet. JJ looks at his opposition with a scowl before hesitantly climbing back into the ring. They cautiously circle up again�?and this time actually go into the lock-up. JJ grabs onto a hammerlock and really cranks back on it. Taylor switches around to a hammerlock of his own, flinging the hair out of his face with another big grin. Taylor’s expression quickly changes as JJ pushes off the middle turnbuckle and flips over the Englishman’s head, landing on his feet and snapping off a German suplex. English rolls through onto one knee with a look of surprise as JJ stalks over to his team’s corner and tags in SkylarX.)

 

Joey: Evenly matched so far.

 

Trunks: Why are you so annoying?

 

(Sky steps through the ropes as Taylor comes back to his feet. The fans start up a “WRM�?chant and Taylor looks back at his partner, pointing at him, asking the fans if they want to see the tag. Taylor puts his hand out and there’s the tag. Mercy hops over the top rope and starts sizing Skylar up. Sky gets a little over-zealous, aimlessly charging WRM, only to have his clothesline ducked. Sky’s momentum carries him toward the opposition’s corner and Taylor reaches in and tags him on the forehead with a right hand. Sky stumbles back into the ring in a bit of a daze. Roll-up! One�?tw- Sky kicks out. Mercy with the pick-up and the pace seems to be quickening. Sky reverses the whip and gets a leapfrog on the rebound. Mercy comes back, Sky ducks the clothesline, Mercy hits the ropes one more time and comes back into a spine-tingling powerslam! One�?two�?thr- SHOULDER UP! Sky with the pick-up and drags Mercy to his corner, tagging out to JJ. JJ hits the top rope while Sky holds Mercy still. The ref counts, one�?two�?three�?JJ comes off the top with a double axe handle to Mercy’s head, sending him to his knees.)

 

Joey: The Tag Champs have finally gained the advantage.

 

(Sky steps out onto the apron as JJ flips Taylor the bird from across the ring. Taylor gets in the ring, but the ref runs over to hold him back. Sky reaches out and grabs a chokehold on WRM’s throat, reeling him into the corner while JJ begins to throw several punches to Mercy’s ribs. English isn’t happy about it at all, as is clearly evident by his excessive screaming for the referee to look. Taylor finally steps out and Sky releases his illegal choke just as the ref turns around. JJ steps up onto the second rope over WRM and starts to pound at Mercy’s head. After about six punches, Mercy grabs onto JJ’s legs and simply walks forward, leaning backwards at the same time, hitting snake eyes on JJ, his face slamming into the top turnbuckle. Mercy ducks a SkylarX clothesline thrown from the apron, springing off of his feet and dropkicking Sky off the apron to the floor. WRM sends JJ back to the canvas with a hip toss before walking across the ring for the tag to Taylor. Matt climbs into the ring and ducks JJ’s clothesline attempt. JJ comes back and is FLUNG across the ring by a monkey flip from Matt Taylor. Matt stalks over to JJ and grabs a front facelock as he gets back to his feet. He really cranks back on it, cutting off the air to JJ’s brain. JJ fights back up to his feet and throws a couple elbows to Taylor’s gut, forcing him off into the ropes�?only to be FLOORED by Taylor’s shoulderblock on the rebound. Taylor flips him off mockingly, payback for earlier in the match. Suddenly, JJ flips up, holding onto Taylor’s ankles. JJ stands up as Taylor falls�?and locks in a Boston crab! Taylor quickly gets to the ropes, however, and the ref calls for the break. JJ holds on�?one�?two�?three�?JJ lets go just before the four-count and tags out to SkylarX. Sky comes into the ring and puts the boots to the fallen Matt Taylor. Taylor rolls over�?and finally manages to catch one of Sky’s feet, tripping him up and bringing him to the mat. Sky latches onto Taylor’s ankle before he can manage to crawl over for the tag to Mercy�?but Taylor kicks him away! There’s the tag! WRM charges in like a wild man. Clothesline to SkylarX�?the pick-up, whip to the ropes, back body drop! He follows it up by dropping the leg across Sky’s throat. Here’s the pin�?one�?two�?thr- Mercy rolls off of Sky as JJ comes off the top rope, landing on Sky!)

 

Joey: Now *that’s* ring presence.

 

Trunks: Right�?is this a hardcore match?

 

Joey: No.

 

Trunks: Bah.

 

(WRM lifts JJ to his feet to his feet�?JJ breaks free, goes for the clothesline, it’s ducked! ROD EFFECT! WRM WITH THE COVER!)

 

Trunks: �?What the hell is that?

 

Joey: IS THAT A FAN?!?

 

(There’s a fan laying on the floor outside the ring with a hoodie on�?flailing about wildly. What the shit is wrong with him? IS HE HAVING A SEIZURE?!?)

 

Joey: OH MY GOD! GET HELP!

 

(The ref moves, along with everyone else, to check on the fallen spectator. WRM has walked to that side of the ring, and Sky has turned his back to the action to look at him. Suddenly, on the other side of the ring, Matt Taylor is CLOBBERED! Taylor flies off the apron, to the floor. WRM turns around�?only to catch a BIG BOOT RIGHT TO THE FACE! WRM hits the mat like a ton of bricks. The referee is still preoccupied with the spazzing victim. JJ Cool J is lifted to his feet by�?CROSS?!? Cross lifts JJ into the air�?CHOKESLAM! Cross points down at JJ�?“YOU CAN CRAM YOUR ‘DEAL�?UP YOUR ASS!�?Sky has turned back to the ring�?he swings at Cross. Cross ducks and jerks Sky up over the top rope, into the ring. Gut kick�?sets�?and POWERBOMB! OVER THE TOP TO THE OUTSIDE! “HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!�?Cross quickly steps out of the ring and jumps the guardrail, into the crowd, on the opposite side of the ring from where the fan is having his seizure. As Cross disappears into the crowd�?the fan pops up! WHAT THE HELL?!? The fan pushes the hood back off of his head�?

 

Joey: RYAN CAIN?!?

 

Trunks: WHAT?!?

 

(Ryan wears a HUGE grin as he hops over the guardrail, leaving all of the officials that have rushed ringside completely bewildered. The referee slides back into the ring, to find both of the competitors on the canvas after having fallen victim to the wrath of The Freaks. He starts the ten-count. Both men are up at seven�?they stumble toward one another�?JJ catches WRM’s gut kick! Spins him around�?and GOES FOR THE 4:20! NO! WRM COUNTERS OUT�?ROD-EFFECT! HE STAYS ON FOR THE COVER! ONE�?TWO�?THREE!!! WRM is damn near unconscious as the bell rings.)

 

Jizzmopper: Ladies and gentlemen, here are your winners, and NEWWW W2K TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS�?MATT TAYLOR�?AND WILLIAM RODNEY MERCYYY!

 

(The ref takes the belts from ringside as Taylor rolls back in, helping WRM to his feet. He hands them the belts as “Sex Type Thing�?rocks the house and they hold the Titles over their heads to the ovation of the crowd. They both turn around�?and RYAN IS BACK! He’s not doing anything�?he’s just perched up on the top turnbuckle on the opposite side of the ring from the new Tag Champions. He’s still wearing that huge grin on his face, a lot like that Edge guy used to do, simply staring at WRM and Matt Taylor. Matt starts to stalk over to Ryan, but WRM stops him, as neither of them are in any shape to engage in another battle. Ryan points down at them from his kneeling position on the top turnbuckle, nodding his head, as we fade to black.)

 

fin.