Joey: Tag Title Match time.

 

Trunks: Yeah.

 

Joey: JJ Cool J and SkylarX have them�?William Rodney Mercy and Matt Taylor want them�?much.

 

Trunks: Yeah.

 

Joey: �?Ring.

 

(The bell rings. Hooray. Maybe this match will have some real competition. I hope, I hope. Anyway�?the Champs are in one corner, looking across at WRM and Taylor. Each team is talking over some strategy or some crap, until WRM and Sky step out onto the apron.)

 

Joey: Looks like Taylor and JJ will be starting it off.

 

Trunks: �?Good call.

 

(This should be pretty fast-paced. Taylor and JJ circle up before coming in for the collar and elbow�?but Taylor ducks with a go-behind into a waist-lock. JJ with the standing switch and runs Taylor toward the ropes. The witty Englishman goes low, sending JJ tumbling through the ropes to the floor. JJ slaps the mat on the floor in frustration, while Taylor sits on his ass in the ring with an arrogant grin�?he seems proud of himself. JJ climbs up to one knee on the apron as Taylor leans back before nipping up to his feet. JJ looks at his opposition with a scowl before hesitantly climbing back into the ring. They cautiously circle up again�?and this time actually go into the lock-up. JJ grabs onto a hammerlock and really cranks back on it. Taylor switches around to a hammerlock of his own, flinging the hair out of his face with another big grin. Taylor’s expression quickly changes as JJ pushes off the middle turnbuckle and flips over the Englishman’s head, landing on his feet and snapping off a German suplex. English rolls through onto one knee with a look of surprise as JJ stalks over to his team’s corner and tags in SkylarX.)

 

Joey: Evenly matched so far.

 

Trunks: Why are you so annoying?

 

(Sky steps through the ropes as Taylor comes back to his feet. The fans start up a “WRM�?chant and Taylor looks back at his partner, pointing at him, asking the fans if they want to see the tag. Taylor puts his hand out and there’s the tag. Mercy hops over the top rope and starts sizing Skylar up. Sky gets a little over-zealous, aimlessly charging WRM, only to have his clothesline ducked. Sky’s momentum carries him toward the opposition’s corner and Taylor reaches in and tags him on the forehead with a right hand. Sky stumbles back into the ring in a bit of a daze. Roll-up! One�?tw- Sky kicks out. Mercy with the pick-up and the pace seems to be quickening. Sky reverses the whip and gets a leapfrog on the rebound. Mercy comes back, Sky ducks the clothesline, Mercy hits the ropes one more time and comes back into a spine-tingling powerslam! One�?two�?thr- SHOULDER UP! Sky with the pick-up and drags Mercy to his corner, tagging out to JJ. JJ hits the top rope while Sky holds Mercy still. The ref counts, one�?two�?three�?JJ comes off the top with a double axe handle to Mercy’s head, sending him to his knees.)

 

Joey: The Tag Champs have finally gained the advantage.

 

(Sky steps out onto the apron as JJ flips Taylor the bird from across the ring. Taylor gets in the ring, but the ref runs over to hold him back. Sky reaches out and grabs a chokehold on WRM’s throat, reeling him into the corner while JJ begins to throw several punches to Mercy’s ribs. English isn’t happy about it at all, as is clearly evident by his excessive screaming for the referee to look. Taylor finally steps out and Sky releases his illegal choke just as the ref turns around. JJ steps up onto the second rope over WRM and starts to pound at Mercy’s head. After about six punches, Mercy grabs onto JJ’s legs and simply walks forward, leaning backwards at the same time, hitting snake eyes on JJ, his face slamming into the top turnbuckle. Mercy ducks a SkylarX clothesline thrown from the apron, springing off of his feet and dropkicking Sky off the apron to the floor. WRM sends JJ back to the canvas with a hip toss before walking across the ring for the tag to Taylor. Matt climbs into the ring and ducks JJ’s clothesline attempt. JJ comes back and is FLUNG across the ring by a monkey flip from Matt Taylor. Matt stalks over to JJ and grabs a front facelock as he gets back to his feet. He really cranks back on it, cutting off the air to JJ’s brain. JJ fights back up to his feet and throws a couple elbows to Taylor’s gut, forcing him off into the ropes�?only to be FLOORED by Taylor’s shoulderblock on the rebound. Taylor flips him off mockingly, payback for earlier in the match. Suddenly, JJ flips up, holding onto Taylor’s ankles. JJ stands up as Taylor falls�?and locks in a Boston crab! Taylor quickly gets to the ropes, however, and the ref calls for the break. JJ holds on�?one�?two�?three�?JJ lets go just before the four-count and tags out to SkylarX. Sky comes into the ring and puts the boots to the fallen Matt Taylor. Taylor rolls over�?and finally manages to catch one of Sky’s feet, tripping him up and bringing him to the mat. Sky latches onto Taylor’s ankle before he can manage to crawl over for the tag to Mercy�?but Taylor kicks him away! There’s the tag! WRM charges in like a wild man. Clothesline to SkylarX�?the pick-up, whip to the ropes, back body drop! He follows it up by dropping the leg across Sky’s throat. Here’s the pin�?one�?two�?thr- Mercy rolls off of Sky as JJ comes off the top rope, landing on Sky!)

 

Joey: Now *that’s* ring presence.

 

Trunks: Right�?is this a hardcore match?

 

Joey: No.

 

Trunks: Bah.

 

(WRM lifts JJ to his feet to his feet�?JJ breaks free, goes for the clothesline, it’s ducked! ROD EFFECT! WRM WITH THE COVER!)

 

Trunks: �?What the hell is that?

 

Joey: IS THAT A FAN?!?

 

(There’s a fan laying on the floor outside the ring with a hoodie on�?flailing about wildly. What the shit is wrong with him? IS HE HAVING A SEIZURE?!?)

 

Joey: OH MY GOD! GET HELP!

 

(The ref moves, along with everyone else, to check on the fallen spectator. WRM has walked to that side of the ring, and Sky has turned his back to the action to look at him. Suddenly, on the other side of the ring, Matt Taylor is CLOBBERED! Taylor flies off the apron, to the floor. WRM turns around�?only to catch a BIG BOOT RIGHT TO THE FACE! WRM hits the mat like a ton of bricks. The referee is still preoccupied with the spazzing victim. JJ Cool J is lifted to his feet by�?CROSS?!? Cross lifts JJ into the air�?CHOKESLAM! Cross points down at JJ�?“YOU CAN CRAM YOUR ‘DEAL�?UP YOUR ASS!�?Sky has turned back to the ring�?he swings at Cross. Cross ducks and jerks Sky up over the top rope, into the ring. Gut kick�?sets�?and POWERBOMB! OVER THE TOP TO THE OUTSIDE! “HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!�?Cross quickly steps out of the ring and jumps the guardrail, into the crowd, on the opposite side of the ring from where the fan is having his seizure. As Cross disappears into the crowd�?the fan pops up! WHAT THE HELL?!? The fan pushes the hood back off of his head�?

 

Joey: RYAN CAIN?!?

 

Trunks: WHAT?!?

 

(Ryan wears a HUGE grin as he hops over the guardrail, leaving all of the officials that have rushed ringside completely bewildered. The referee slides back into the ring, to find both of the competitors on the canvas after having fallen victim to the wrath of The Freaks. He starts the ten-count. Both men are up at seven�?they stumble toward one another�?JJ catches WRM’s gut kick! Spins him around�?and GOES FOR THE 4:20! NO! WRM COUNTERS OUT�?ROD-EFFECT! HE STAYS ON FOR THE COVER! ONE�?TWO�?THREE!!! WRM is damn near unconscious as the bell rings.)

 

Jizzmopper: Ladies and gentlemen, here are your winners, and NEWWW W2K TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS�?MATT TAYLOR�?AND WILLIAM RODNEY MERCYYY!

 

(The ref takes the belts from ringside as Taylor rolls back in, helping WRM to his feet. He hands them the belts as “Sex Type Thing�?rocks the house and they hold the Titles over their heads to the ovation of the crowd. They both turn around�?and RYAN IS BACK! He’s not doing anything�?he’s just perched up on the top turnbuckle on the opposite side of the ring from the new Tag Champions. He’s still wearing that huge grin on his face, a lot like that Edge guy used to do, simply staring at WRM and Matt Taylor. Matt starts to stalk over to Ryan, but WRM stops him, as neither of them are in any shape to engage in another battle. Ryan points down at them from his kneeling position on the top turnbuckle, nodding his head, as we fade to black.)

 

fin.