Trunks: If that's what you want to call it. It looks more like Beautiful is trying to win the match by her looks alone.

Joey: I guess she's not much for words Trunks.

Trunks: Yeah, I guess not, considering we haven't heard anything from her all week.

[Yeah anyways... In the ring, Beautiful is all smiles and trying to lure Cyrus into one of the corners of the ring. She's leaning on the turnbuckle, arms spread out and batting her eyes at him. Curus is having none of it, shaking his head as he stands on the opposite side of the ring. Beautiful decides to give up and starts slinking her way towards Cyrus. Cyrus grins as she makes her way towards him. Before she even gets halfway across the ring, Cyrus rushes at Beautiful. He stops right infront of her. Nailin her with a sitout inverted suplex slam!

Joey: Damn! Cyrus almost took her head off!

Trunks: Hey, did you see the way her chesticles bounced? Sweet.

Joey: He nearly broke her neck Trunks!

Trunks: So! She's gota a nice rack still!

[Cyrus rolls a limp Beautiful over on her back and just drapes an arm over her for the pin. 1...2...3! Cyrus slips out of the ring and heads up the ramp as the EMT's make their way down to the ring to check on Beautiful.

Joey: You're winner! Cyrus "The Virus" and wow, he didn't waste anytime on taking her out.

Trunks: I'd waste time on her. It's too bad after I was done with her she'd be exhausted like that too.

Joey: *sigh*

Joey: Alright Trunks are you ready for some more W2K action?

Trunks: I’m ready to get down and dirty with your mother, ok?

Joey: Shut it. Next up we have two new fresh faces…well one is masked. Aku No Kaze versus Billy “Cool Kid�?Jones. Now last week both of these wrestlers shocked us when Cool Kid got a victory via count out over Damo and NED. Aku No Kaze on the other hand, shocked us when he let loose a flurry of offensive moves onto young high flying sensation ACID.

Trunks: A lot of people here in W2K don’t actually give ACID the credit that he deserves when it comes down to actual in ring ability. Now if we still had a cruiserweight division, he’d still get his butt kicked by CM, just not as bad as people think.

Conflict blasts over the speakers, the initials "CK" are seen flashing on the titantron. Cool Kid is seen walking through the curtain. He walks onto the ramp then stops. He raises his hands into the air, then runs down the ramp and slides into the ring. He jumps onto every turnbuckle and raises his arms. Billy Jones jumps down and await’s the arrival of Aku No Kaze. Yokozuna’s old theme hits and�?well nothing happens. It plays for a while, before starting up again. This time Aku No Kaze stumbles out almost falling through the curtain. Blood running out from his loosely tied mask. Aku stumbles forward a few steps before falling flat on his face in the aisle.

Joey: What the!?!

Trunks: Aku No Kaze looks dead!

Billy Jones is looking irate in the ring. He’s standing up on the bottom rope yelling down at Aku who’s just laid out cold in the aisle with no explanation. Suddenly the jumbo tron lights up and we see Billy Jones in the parking lot in front of some man we’ve never seen before. The camera, which looks to be shot from a cheap hand held camera zooms in closer and we see Billy Jones handing the man a hand full of money, along with the mask of Aku No Kaze.

Trunks: The swervez0r!!

The video ends when Jones turns around and the two men walk separate ways.

Joey: Ok, just what in the world is going on around here?!

Trunks: N00bs are making payoffs and beating DA members every week, what is this world coming to?

Another video soon begins to play all of a sudden showing the man Billy was talking to wearing the mask and walking into a dark room, followed by a hard smack noise, then a loud thud. Glass breaks, another thud, then a piece of the wall basically explodes outside of the room sending drywall all over the place. The door swings back open and that man in the mask is tossed out into the hallway like a bag of trash. The guy starts to drag himself down the hall, trying to pull his own body up but falling back down each time. The video is then replaced by a man with his face covered in shadows.

“Billy Jones, the mask does not make the man, but if you’re really a man you’ll meet me in that ring next week. Maybe I’ll do to you…what I just did to your friend.�?/FONT>

The_Virus and Jason Nightmare stand in the middle of the ring ready to start their contest. *DING DING DING*. The bell sounds as the two quickly circle the ring. Jason propels himself forward to grab Virus�?leg but Virus side steps and turns his whole body to grab Jason in a waist lock. Jason stays calm trying to find the right elbow shot�?shoots the elbow behind �? Virus stays ducked behind him keeping the lock and away from the elbow shot. He brings him up for a German�?sudden roll up by Jason Nightmare!!!

1...2...

Joey: That was so close.

The ref gives Virus the bad news, or in Jason’s case the good news. The match continues. The two circle the ring again and lock it up�?They equal one another in strength and eventually let go at the same time�?each backing up a few feet. They run at each other again for another lockup. The_Virus brings him for a headlock and comes to a knee forking Nightmare to go down with him. But Nightmare forces him back up and begins to shoot some elbows to his right rib. Virus has to let go as Nightmare runs to the ropes�?returns with a flying clothesline. The crowd pops to the explosive move. He rolls up to his feet and knocks down Virus, again, with a running clothesline. Virus comes back to his feet�?arm drag connect by Nightmare! Virus rolls out of the ring�?suicide dive by Nightmare connect!

Joey: Both are out on the outside!

Trunks: No? You think?

Nightmare slowly gets up as does The_Virus�?Nightmare is up first, obviously, and shoots a fist at Virus�?Virus blocks!!! He connects with one of his own! And another! And another!! He then grabs Nightmare and shoved him to the steel steps!!! They scatter all over the place as Nightmare’s face shows his pain. The camera catches a shot of Nightmare’s daughter sitting ringside almost in tears from seeing her dad get thrown into the steps. The Virus turns around pointing at the little girl while slowly walking towards her mouthing some words off.

Joey: Don’t you touch that little girl!

Suddenly Virus is spun around by Nightmare who then lays in a series of right hands. His daughter looks pleased again as Nightmare continues to take it to The Virus. Nightmare whips Virus towards the post, but Virus reverses and sends Nightmare in face first. He hits hard and falls down around the corner on the other side of the ring. Virus makes his way over to Nightmare and picks him up off the ground.

Trunks: Danger was averted for now.

Joey: Harming a man’s daughter in a wrestling event is just uncalled for.

Virus rolls him into the ring and follows�?1..2.�?kick out! Virus looks to have control�?lifts Nightmare and goes for a pile driver�?but no�?Nightmare hit’s a backdrop�?BUT Virus lands on his feet�?they turn�?bam kick the midsection…�?by Nightmare!! He connects with a DDT�? But Virus reverses it into an inverted DDT�? Connect?�?NO! Nightmare reverses it and hit’s a snap suplex!!! Keeps the hold Eddie Guerrero style and hits another�? He goes for the hat-trick�? Virus reverses the hold and connects with an inverted DDT!!!! He pins Nightmare!!! 1...2.…NO!!!!!!!

Joey: Good in-ring action there folks!

The_Virus cant believe It!! He hit it perfectly. He lifts Nightmare to his feet�?roll up by Nightmare�?..2.. Kick out!!! Virus quickly comes back to his feet and begins to stomp a mud hole on Jason Nightmare! He lifts Nightmare and sends him to the ropes. Clothesline�? Nightmare ducks!!! Hit’s the opposite side ropes�?returns for a flying clothesline!!!! The_Virus catches him however and hit’s a modified rock bottom�?wait Nightmare counters the modified rock bottom into a roll up�?...2...3!!!! He got it!!!

Joey: Fast action!!! Nightmare caught him out of nowhere!!!

Trunks: Not bad�?not bad match at all.

Nightmare rolls out of the ring leaving The_Virus to argue with the ref.

“Here is your winner�?JASON NIGHTMARE!!!�?

Joey: The_Virus cant believe it. But you win some you lose some.

Scene fades from ringside.

Trunks: Jacob Mitchell, aka my favorite new wrestler and real life hero is going to MURDER Dominic Demetri.

Joey: You don’t know that trunks.

Trunks: Wanna bet? Roll the footage!

PRODIGAL DROP! Jacob Mitchell just laid JJ out with a prodigal drop on the concrete floor. Cross starts to put the boots to Dominic as does Jacob. Cross hands Jacob the chair, and he slams it into JJ's chest and face a few times, drawing blood, actually both guys are bleeding, stupid bleeders. Jacob turns around and pulls Dominic up, then slams him face first into the wall.

SLAM! Face first into the wall again, Dominic slides down leaving a trail of blood dripping down the wall in front of him. Cross picks JJ up by the hair and neck, and runs with him before throwing him through a window next to one of the exit doors, and out into the parking lot. Jacob does the same to Dominic only on the opposite side. Cross opens the door.

Jacob walks through followed by Cross out to the parking lot. Dominic starts crawling away, hoping to escape another beating. Jacob runs up and punts him in the ribs causing him to flip over onto his back. Cross walks over and pulls Dominic up to his feet and slams him face first into the hood of a car, then pushes him on top of the hood. Jacob picks up JJ and throws him head first through the drivers side window of the same car setting off a car alarm.

Jacob double under hooks JJ's arms, then flips him up onto his shoulder, still upside down a bit and slams his head through the windshield with a devastating tiger driver! Cross picks Dominic up and tosses him like a rag doll to the roof of the car, then steps up on the hood and steps over to the roof, picking Dominic back up. Cross lifts him up annnnnnnnnddd EDGECRUSHER!! THE ROOF OF THE CAR CAVES IN, OH YES I HOPE DOMINIC IS DEAD!! Cross rolls off the car landing on his feet next to it, back stepping to where Jacob is already standing with that ever present smirk across his face.

The video ends and we’re taken back out to the ringside area where Trunks is staring at Joey.

Trunks: See…proof Jacob > Dominic.

Joey: Well Cross helped him there!

Trunks: And JJ was there for Dominic.

Joey: For Dominic to land on.

Trunks: See, teamwork.

"Break The Walls" then begins to pound over the pa system, but is quickly cut off and replaced by “Holla Back Girl�?by Gwen Stefani. Because if not, then the WWE would sue us and Chris Jericho would kick Dominics ass, which isn’t necessarily a bad thing, the fans then begins to boo as the curtains then begin to move to the side as just then Dominic walks out on stage holding one hand in the air, he ignored the fact that everyone hates him. He stands there looking around putting a smile on his face as just then he begins to walk down the ramp looking from side to side with a smile. he suddenly runs the rest of the way to the ring as he then waits for his opponent to come out.

Joey: Dominic Demetri patiently waiting in the ring jamming out to Gwen Stefani.

Trunks: What a homosexual butt plug.

The lights in the arena flicker, as the commentators and crowd watches the jumbo tron, waiting for the man's introduction movie to hit. Red lights fill the arena, as the small projector in front of the stage begin to flash with Jacob's face as one of his trademark tattoo signs. Finally, 'Dopes to Infinity' by Monster Magnet plays over the P.A. System. The crowd jumped to their feet anxiously waiting the arrival of The Prodigal Son. The black curtain was seen pushed to the side as Jacob slowly struts out and stopped at the top. He holds both arms out to his side, with an cocky smirk on his face while he waves the crowd down. He dropped his arms back down to his side as he begins to walk down the metal ramp, watching the crowd laughing at them, making them cheer him more. Jacob has on his black tights, and tribal design on the back of his tights, which was outlined with a red stroke, and in silver letters 'MITCHELL' which was also stroked with a red outline. Once he reached the middle of the ramp, he slowly dropped down to his left knee and braced himself with his left arm and closed his eyes. He looked down at the steel ramp as sparks fell from the top of the jumbo tron. Jacob pushed himself back up and made his way down to the bottom of the ramp. He slid into the ring and pushed himself up back onto both feet. He ran over to the ring post, pulled himself up and extended his arms again. A few gold and white lights beamed down on Jacob, exposing his extremely cut up body. Though by now, the mixture of cheers and boos got louder as Jacob's smirk got wider. He dropped his arms back down to his side and jumped back down to the mat. He backed up into the corner and rolled his head on his shoulders as he made his way to the turnbuckle in the opposite side. Jacob climbed up the turnbuckle again and held his arms out, gathering much more cheers this time around.

Trunks: Here we have the greatest guy in the world�?/FONT>

Jacob Mitchell is being drug from the ring by security, and all he can do is smile. They take him backstage through the curtain where he’s bum rushed by Eddie Macklin.

Macklin: Jacob! Why would you do such a horrible thing two weeks in a row to Dominic Demetri?!

Jacob Mitchell: …Why? I’ll tell you why! Because Florida lost to f**king Virginia! That’s why!!

Jeremy McMillion charges into the picture pulling security guys away as he gets right in Mitchell’s face.

The Jerm: MITCHELL!! I’v about had it with your little outbursts! You could’ve very well just cost me a new piece of talent!

Jacob Mitchell: HA! What talent?! It takes more talent to s**t your pants than to wrestle like that guy!

The Jerm: Alright then Mr. Tough guy, I’ll tell you what. Next week, you’re suspended…WITHOUT pay!

Jerm marches off as Jacob is escorted from the building.

Fade to a commercial.

Backstage we see Jeremy McMillion standing in front of a table pouring himself a cup of coffee. Behind him, unaware of this is Ace Hart walking with his back turned and talking to someone behind him, and he just happens to bump right into The Jerm, causing the boss to spill coffee all over himself. Ace turns and sees what he just did, and blatantly laughs at The Jerm.

Ace Hart: Excuse me…sir.

Could that have been more sarcastic?

The Jerm: Hart! I’ve had it up to here with you!!

Pointing above his head of course.

Ace Hart: Oh is that so? Well what are you gonna do about it?!

The Jerm looks off down the hall, apparently getting an idea cause his face lights up like a Christmas tree.

The Jerm: I’ll tell you what I’m gonna do! Ace…you’re going up against the tag team champions of W2K!!

Ace Hart: What?! Fine! Give me the match…I’ll beat them both on my own, and take their tag titles. Someone around here should put some value into those things.

The Jerm: Oh…I didn’t say you would be wrestling them alone. You’ll have a partner, but of my choosing. So Ace, get ready for your match, because you’re up next!

The Jerm smirks as he walks off, brushing his shoulder off into Ace as he passes. Censored fades to a commercial break.

Joey: Trunks I don’t know what to expect other than a two on one or possibly a THREE on one handicap match here.

Trunks: One could only hope…one could only hope.

Back from commercial break we see the tag team champions in their corner. The ref holding both tag belts. Ace Hart standing in his corner with his music still playing in the background. Ace’s music cuts off and is soon replaced by laughter. Laughter of Jeremy McMillion as he steps out onto the stage laughing with a mic in hand.

Jerm: Ace, you’ve been a thorn in my side ever since you’ve arrived here, and tonight, whether you or they like it, you’re being taken out…once…and for all.

McMillion drops his arm back to his side as Alive by P.O.D hits.

Joey: Oh God, this doesn’t look good at all for Ace Hart.

Trunks: YES!! My English savior has arrived!!

Matty Legend steps out behind The Jerm to a massive amount of boos, and a cocky English style grin on his face. Matty walks on down the ramp passed The Jerm, as McMillion slips off behind the curtain. AxO runs up and drop kicks Ace Hart in the back, smashing him into the corner. He rolls out of the way as REDRUM runs in and hits Hart with a Stinger Splash. REDRUM bounces off Hart’s back as Ace stumbles back out. Matty stands there laughing at him the entire time. REDRUM catches Hart with a neck breaker. REDRUM covers. 1.�?...Ace kicks out.

Joey: This isn’t fair at all! This isn’t anywhere near fair! This isn’t in the same area code as fair!!

Trunks: Shut up!

REDRUM reaches over and tags out to Agent Orange who comes in off the top rope and double axe handles Ace back down as he was trying to stand back up. Ace falls face down as Agent Orange stomps him down, then rolls him over for the pin. 1...2..Ace kicks out. Agent Orange pulls Ace up to his feet and locks in a side headlock. Ace shoves him off to the ropes. Orange comes back and knocks Ace down with a shoulder block. Orange turns and runs off to the side, comes back, Ace rolls over and Agent Orange jumps over his back. Ace gets back up and leap frogs Agent Orange on the way back. Agent Orange hit’s the ropes and holds on as Ace goes for a drop kick and obviously hits nothing but solid air.

Joey: Come on Hart!

Trunks: Come on everyone else!

Ace rolls over holding his back in pain as Orange tags out to REDRUM. REDRUM comes in and rips Hart up off the mat and pushes him back into the corner, then lays in right hands and back chops. Kicks to the gut, and Ace finally just slides down to the mat and continues to get mauled by REDRUM. REDRUM is finally pulled away by the ref and he tags back out to Agent Orange. Orange steps into the ring, then runs at Hart and goes for a drop kick down in the corner. Ace rolls out of the way and out to the floor just in time for Orange to collide with the turnbuckles legs first. Ace jumps up onto the apron, Orange stands up and Ace drops Orange throat first across the top rope. He runs over and pulls REDRUM off the apron smashing his face into the edge of the ring, then pushes him off into the ring post.

Joey: He’s gonna do it!

Trunks: No, he’ll inevitably be stopped by Matty, or an eye poke of some sort.

Joey: Come on Ace!

Trunks: Come on pizza delivery guy!

Joey: What!?

Trunks: Yeah, I ordered a pizza. Wonder if CM will bring it? Just like the old days.

Ace slides into the ring and spears Agent Orange down, following up with repeated right hands to the face. Ace pulls Orange up with him and whips him off to the ropes. Agent Orange comes back and gets press slammed by Ace. Ace pulls Orange up once again and whips him to the corner, he runs in, but Orange catches him with a boot to the face. Agent Orange jumps up on the middle turnbuckle as Ace Hart stumbles around with his back facing Orange. Agent Orange jumps off as Ace turns back to face him, but Ace catches Agent Orange in an atomic drop. Agent Orange gets up prancing around like the boy who lost his testicles. Ace turns around and runs off to the ropes to do something, but Matty catches him with a knee to the back. Ace stumbles forward holding his lower back as Agent Orange rolls him up in a small package. 1...2..Ace kicks out just in time. Ace and Orange are back up, Orange pokes Ace in the eye, Ace turns away blinded and Agent Orange drop kicks Ace in the back sending him off to the ropes. Ace hits front first and falls back into a forearm shot to the lower back from Agent Orange.

Joey: This is not fair at all!

REDRUM now back up on the apron. Orange pushes Ace to the ropes and again hits him in the lower back with a forearm. One more time, Ace turns around and clotheslines Agent Orange almost out of his power ranger underwear. REDRUM is holding his hand out for a tag, and Ace knows there’s no sense in even trying to tag in Matty Legend. Ace gets up and drops a double axe handle onto Agent Orange knocking him back down face first. He turns around and super kicks REDRUM right off the apron into the barricade.

Trunks: Where’s he getting this!?! An outrage!!

Ace walks over to Agent Orange’s legs, picking them both up.

Joey: I think he’s going for a sharp shooter.

Trunks: How do you know that?

Joey: Because every time he changes his face he changes it to their move.

Trunks: Makes sense.

Ace starts to set up a sharpshooter, and Matt jumps down off the apron and makes his way around to the time keepers table. Agent Orange pushes Ace off with his legs and ends up smashing the ref in the corner behind Ace’s body.

Joey: What is Legend doing!?!

Trunks: Evening the odds!

Matty Legend picks up one of the tag titles and slides into the ring with it. Orange starts to slowly get up. Ace turns around and Matt runs in at him with the belt.

Joey: NO!!

Trunks: YES!!

Ace ducks and Matt accidentally hits Agent Orange right in the face with the title belt. Orange goes down and completely out of it. Matt looks upset with himself, he turns around right into an Ace Hart super kick that sends him up and over the top rope to the floor. Ace falls back and lands across Agent Orange as the ref slowly drags himself into position. 1.……�?.2.……�?

Trunks: Nooooooo!!

………�?.3!!!

Joey: HE DID IT!!

The bell rings as the ring announcer drops the other tag title off in the ring. The ref slowly stands up, picking up the two belts. He hands one to Ace and drops the other one on the floor next to where Matt’s laid out at. Ace gets his hand raised.

“Ladies and gentlemen. Your winners and NNEEEEEWWWW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS OF THE WORLD!! ACE HART�?AND MATTYYYYY LEGEENNNNNDDD!!!�?/P>

Joey: We’ve got new tag team champions!!