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| W2K Presents RAGE Every Sunday Night! | | | 
| | Sunday Night RAGE
Deadline: Sundays @ 9:00 pm Central
Venue: W2K Arena, San Antonio, Texas How to send in your strat
>>> Information <<< | | *Card Subject To Change | Main Event
Six Man Tag Team
ONE FALL | | Jacob Mitchell + Mike Carnage + Cross
vs
PowerTrip + Jason Striker + Matty Legend
According to JT Kash this match is a must happen immediately due to what occured last week on the ppv. JT wants to make sure everyone following The Jerm is punished and brought down hard, but The Jerm is still 50% owner, what will he have to say when he finds out what JT has done behind his back? | | -------------------------------------------- | | Match Six
Championess Title
ONE FALL | | Championess
Isabella Taylor
vs
Morgan
Finally the Championess title match we've all been waiting for. Morgan fought like Hell to get this shot, forcing her way through both Alia and Sapphire all month long and finally the shot has arrived. | | -------------------------------------------- | | Match Five
Singles
ONE FALL | | Ryan Cain
vs
Vincent Gunn
Another JT Kash ordered match. Looks like the new co owner has been busy in the booking department as of late. Does the returning Dakota realize what he's gotten himself into? Ryan Cain is fresh off a victory, but so is Dakota defeating Ace Hart two weeks ago on Censored. Scratch that, Gunn = in Dako = out. | | -------------------------------------------- | | Match Four
Singles
ONE FALL | | Black Widow
vs
Riot
REVENGE!! Riot caused Widow to get eliminated, as well as causing Izzy Taylor to be eliminated. You know Black Widow has one thing on her mind. REVENGE!! Can Widow manage to get ahold of Riot this time? And what will Izzy's part be if any in this one, watch and find out. | | -------------------------------------------- | | Match Three
Singles
ONE FALL | | Lesmond
vs
El Caliente
vs
Alia Starr
Lesmond made a big time debut at the pay per view causing WRM to get eliminated and almost causing a fatal blow to team W2K. So let's watch him kill the Mexican. Sorry Caliente, blame WRM for this guy coming in. Plus Alia, too! | | -------------------------------------------- | | Match Two
TV Title
ONE FALL | | Aku No Kaze
vs
Inforcer X
vs
Davey Bellringer
Aku is entertaining, and well, Inforcer is new. Let's see if the new guy has what it takes to step into the ring with one of W2K's fastest rising stars in Aku No Kaze. Aku is fresh off a very entertaining victory at Soul Survivor. So you can bet he isn't wanting to let go of that title this soon. Throw in the added surprise of Davey Bellringer, another newcomer. Aku could be in some trouble. | | -------------------------------------------- | | Match One
Handicap Match
ONE FALL | | REDRUM
vs
Sick Rick Johnson + Cyrus "The Virus" Craig
Word has it REDRUM is LIVID to say the very least after his surprising defeat at the pay per view and wants his hands around as many throats as possible. Johnson and Cyrus have been slacking lately, maybe this will give all three something to get worked up about. Or maybe Cyrus and Johnson will be the unlucky ones that are in the ring during the re birth of the mad man. | | -------------------------------------------- | | | d |
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Outside of the arena, a large black car pulls up slowly drawing to a stop, just outside the rear entrance. The rear door opens slowly as a large pair of legs slowly fold out from inside the car pulling himself up to his full height.
The King of Grapple from The Big Apple had arrived in w2k.
Glancing around slowly, Jatt eyed over the building, the arena was a lot larger than anything he had dealt with in HCD, but that was the past and this was his future now. Setting off forwards Jatt approaches the wrestlers entrance only to have two members of security step in his way, despite their official ranking Jatt still alked up to them, nonetheless they still had a job to attempt to do.
Security Guard: I’m sorry sir this is for w2k staff and officials only, if you wish to purchase a ticket for tonight’s event there maybe some left at the box office.
Jtt simply glared at the little man, in front of him. He didn’t have time for this, he wanted to have a look around and check out the talent around him. He would be working with these individuals for the foreseeable future and needed to know what they were about.
Jatt: I am staff moron now let me through.
Jatt steps forwards but once again the security guard doesn’t move, simply taking a slight step back. It is apparent though that the guard is shaking, not entirely comfortable with confronting someone as Jatt.
Security Guard: I’m sorry but I’ve never seen you around here before, as such you mustn’t work here simple as that.
Jatt: That kind of logic makes no sense boy, look the fact of the matter is, I’m entering that building and you aren’t going to stop me. Understand?
Jatt steps forward once more straight into the security guard who has not moved, Jatt simply swats the guard out of the way and walks towards the door, as the security guards colleague goes to check on him. As he is about to enter the building he pauses and turns back to the guards.
Jatt: Oh wait hold on; I was told that I was supposed to give you guys something, so that you would let me in.
Jatt reaches into his jacket pocket and pulls out a backstage pass, complete with his name and photograph on it, he casually tosses it at the security before turning and entering the building. |
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(Aku no Kaze, Television Championship Belt slung over his shoulder, is walking down a backstage corridor toward the ring area. His gaze is aimed at the ground before him and his steps are virtually silent upon the cement floor, just as his breathing is. He walks at a steady, unfaltering pace�?before stopping abruptly. He senses something is in his path�?something that we cannot yet see. Aku simply stares straight ahead, his eyes locked on whatever it is that’s before him�?
�?and the crowd inside the arena *explodes* when Ryan FOCKin Cain steps into view, that typical little smirk on his face. Aku doesn’t move or waver an inch, holding a stoic demeanor about himself, obviously not at all intimidated by this established W2K Superstar. Ryan doesn’t speak immediately, simply eyeballing the masked Aku no Kaze�?and then diverting his eyes to the golden Belt over the man’s shoulder.)
Ryan: I know what it’s like, you know? I know what it’s like�?to be a Champion. To be a new upstart. To find the path to success, and walk it without straying. Yeah, I know just what it’s like. Feels good, doesn’t it?
(Aku doesn’t give any hint at a response, simply continuing to stare Ryan down with those cold eyes. Ryan releases a small hint of laughter, sighing afterwards and taking a deep breath.)
Ryan: Well, I just hope you know�?if it weren’t for me�?you wouldn’t be in this position, right now. You wouldn’t be the Television Champion�?if I hadn’t been the best United States Champion of all time. That gold inscription may say “TV”�?but everyone knows the truth�?especially me. U.S. Title�?TV Title�?it doesn’t matter what you call it�?I never lost it. It was taken from me without due justification�?and that hurts. You have no idea how much it hurts�?and you won’t have any idea�?unless I decide to show you. I don’t know you, and you don’t know me�?but I’m going to give you some advice. Cherish this piece of gold while you have it�?
(Ryan reaches out and his fingertips graze the faceplate of the Television Title Belt�?and, for the first time, Aku no Kaze’s gaze shifts�?down to the point where Ryan is touching his property.)
Ryan: �?because, someday, maybe soon, maybe not�?someday�?you may lose it�?
(Ryan lets his hand drop to his side, and Aku’s gaze remains on his Title as Ryan takes another step, almost passing Aku now, but stopping right beside him and leaning in close�?to whisper in the man’s ear.)
Ryan: �?I may decide I want it back.
(And with that�?Ryan simply walks away, past Aku no Kaze and down the hallway, out of view. Aku no Kaze turns his head now, shifting his eyes all the way to the side so that they trace the path that Ryan took into the distance. We close in tightly on the eyes of the masked man�?and find them unchanged�?still showing no emotion.)
Joey: The Television Championship will be defended for the first time�?next! |
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(We come to ringside to find the ring occupied by three competitors �?Davey Bellringer, Inforcer X, and Television Champion, Aku no Kaze �?while the Champion’s Japanese theme continues to resound around the arena. The three men stand in separate corners; each eyeballing his opposition in the moments remaining before the match officially begins.)
Joey: We’re set here for the very first Television Championship defense, after newcomer and underdog, Aku no Kaze won the finals of the tournament last week at Soul Survivor!
Trunks: Yeah, who the hell is that guy? I thought he was just supposed to be filler because we aren’t good enough to get the brackets filled up completely.
Joey: That’s what everyone else thought, too, Trunks. But the masked man has proven himself worthy of holding the Title Belt that has taken the place of the United States Championship.
Trunks: Yeah, well�?maybe these new guys can beat him up and we’ll have a Champion that people actually care about.
Joey: �?Inforcer X can’t form a sentence and Davey Bellringer is fat.
Trunks: At least they don’t wear a mask!
Joey: You suck.
Trunks: Your mom is hot.
Joey: Hey, you wear masks like that all the time, anyway! You pretend you’re a ninja or something, you five-year old.
Trunks: Yeah, anyway, look, a matc-�?
Joey: “Hey, kettle, you’re black…�?
Trunks: Someone ring the bell!
Joey: “�?I’m the pot, what’s up?�?
Trunks: Damn it!
(Inside the ring, the referee approaches Aku no Kaze, who pulls his Title Belt from his shoulder and stares down at his own reflection in the faceplate for a moment�?before handing it off to the refere- SMASH! Inforcer X flies into view and smashes Aku no Kaze in the corner! The referee scurries away, handing the belt off at ringside as he calls for the bell.
*DING DING!*)
Joey: Inforcer X is looking to gain an early advantage here!
(After that Sting-style splash in the corner, Inforcer begins pounding on Aku’s back with several forearm shots. Aku hunches down and Inforcer continues. Aku is now completely sitting down in the corner, and Inforcer puts the boots to him.)
Joey: This new guy is a man on a mission!
Trunks: Yeah, but what the hell is Davey doing?
Joey: Uhhh�?blowing bubbles?
(That’s right�?Davey Bellringer has a bottle of bubbles and he’s blowing them through the little circle thing. You know what I’m talking about. He blows a wave of bubbles and giggles heavily, slapping his leg as he does so. Inforcer X turns from Aku now, seeing Davey across the ring doing�?what he’s doing. Inforcer looks to jump on Davey and get an advantage, just as he did Aku. Inforcer charges across the ring toward Davey�?Davey blows some more bubbles�?Inforcer takes flight�?Davey chases a bubble out of the corner and tries to eat it�?CRASH! INFORCER X EATS THE TURNBUCKLE POST! “Ohhh!�?
Trunks: Whoa!
Joey: How did he-?!?
Trunks: I don’t know!
(Inforcer stumbles back from the corner clutching at his face and drops down to one knee, trying to shake the cobwebs. The Champion is back up by now, and he charges out of the corner and DRIVES his right leg directly into the spine of Inforcer X! Inforcer’s face shows the pain that instantly shoots all the way through his body to his fingertips and his toes, just before he slinks forward, onto the canvas. Aku leans down, grabbing Inforcer by the head and pulling him up so that he’s sitting on his knees. Aku takes a step back�?KICK! Right to the chest! Another one! A third! Here comes a fourt-�?DUCKED! Aku spins all the way around�?AND DAVEY BLOWS BUBBLES IN HIS EYES! Aku is blinded! INFORCER ROLLS HIM UP! ONE�?TWO�?THR- KICKOUT!)
Joey: Ohhh! The Champion just barely got away from that one!
Trunks: How the hell can he be effective with bubbles?!?
Joey: I don’t think he’s trying to be. It’s just�?happening!
(Aku is rubbing his eyes from his spot leaning on his elbow on the canvas and Inforcer is back up to his feet. Inforcer gets the pick-up on Aku no Kaze and forces him back to the corner. He presses him to the turnbuckle and goes for the whip, but it’s reversed. Aku whips Inforcer directly toward Davey Bellringer�?and Bellringer is sandwiched between Inforcer and the turnbuckles! Davey drops his bubbles and he’s dazed, leaning against the turnbuckles as Inforcer stumbles backward toward the middle of the ring. Aku with a dropkick to the back of Inforcer X! Inforcer X stumbles forward�?and inadvertently �?but efficiently �?spears Davey almost in half in the corner! Davey is pretty folded up here. He’s sitting on the middle buckle with his ass almost far enough back to touch the post�?so he’s not very comfortable�?and not very mobile. Inforcer regains his footing and stands up straight, shaking his head for a moment�?and Aku grabs his head from behind, bends him backwards�?INVERTED DDT! Aku with a cover�?gets one�?gets two�?gets thr- KICKOUT! Inforcer X kicks out at the last second! Aku no Kaze is up first and he gets the pick-up and forces Inforcer back to the ropes. He whips Inforcer off, no, Inforcer reverses, pulling Aku directly into a knee lift to the gut. Inforcer quickly spins now, dropping to the mat with a drop toe hold out of nowhere! Inforcer up, Aku rolls over holding onto his face. Inforcer X charges the corner where Davey Bellringer is still folded up, scales quickly to the top, turns, and�?SHOOTING STAR PRESS! NO! AKU NO KAZE ROLLS AWAY FROM IT!)
Joey: CHRIST!
Trunks: FUCK ME SIDEWAYS!
Joey: WATCH YOUR MOUTH!
Trunks: Who are you? MSN?
Joey: DON’T CALL ME THAT!
Trunks: DON’T CENSOR ME!
Joey: �?HOLY SHIT HOW DID ALL THAT HAPPEN?!?
(And in the midst of all this�?Davey F’n Bellringer�?falls out of his seat in the corner, directly onto his face. Davey is slowly getting back to his feet here, Aku is hunched over in the corner, breathing heavily, and Inforcer X is still suffering after that unsuccessful high-risk maneuver. Davey is up! YAY! Davey stumbles away from the ropes, and for the first time�?he’s going to wrestle! Davey Bellringer gets the pick-up on Inforcer X and attempts to whip him into the ropes, but Inforcer, much like he did to Aku no Kaze earlier, pulls Davey in�?right into his elbow! Davey is dazed�?Inforcer with a gut kick�?double underhook�?THE FORC-�?NO! DAVEY IS TOO�?LARGE! Inforcer X hurts his back! He releases Davey, stumbling away and turning around for a moment�?he turns back�?right into a gut kick from Davey! Inforcer hunges over�?STEP INTO MY ORIFACE! INFORCER GOES DOWN FACE-FIRST�?AND DAVEY HAS HURT HIS NADS! Davey is clutching at his lower�?regions�?and hopping up and down in circles. He’s about to fall over and�?GUFUU!!! AKU NO KAZE WITH HIS 180 DEGREE FLAT LINER!!! Aku rolls Davey over and makes the cover for the one�?the two�?and the�?THREE!!! AKU NO KAZE RETAINS THE TELEVISION TITLE!!!
*DING DING!*)
“Ladies and gentlemen, here is your winner, and STILLLLL W2K TELEVISION CHAMPION�?AKU NO KAZEEEE!!!!!�?
Joey: Aku no Kaze has retained his Title in his first ever defense!
Trunks: Yeah, that was pretty impressive.
(Aku’s music cues up, once more, and the referee takes the belt from ringside, handing it back to its rightful owner. Aku clutches the Title Belt to his chest as the fans cheer his efforts, as well as the efforts of the other two. Aku halts, abruptly�?and looks to the entryway. He stares up the ramp, toward the curtain�?before lifting one hand and pointing his finger directly in the path of his glaring eyes.)
Joey: What is he-�?
Trunks: There he is!
(Ryan Cain is standing in the entryway, and the cheers of the fans grow immediately when they see him. Ryan just grins and waves cheerily at Aku, who continues to point at him.)
Joey: What is he doing here?!?
(Ryan turns the wave into a thumbs-up, shaking it at Aku like “good job”�?as he backs up toward the curtain, before turning�?and exiting to the backstage area. The camera switches back to Aku, who lets his pointing hand fall to his side as his eyes remain locked on the same spot on the stage.)
Joey: �?What was that about? |
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Scene fade in..on Matt Matlock?
Matlock: I'm back! Who let him in here?
Matlock: Yes folks, W2K is once again being treated to the greatness that is..me. And within days of my re-signing, seems I have my first match back. Next week, on RAGE, I face Joe E. Legend. ...So, who the hell is Joe E Legend? You've waited eleven months to get a shot at me? Well that's all going to be for nothing. My return to W2K will be a victorious one. So folks...get ready. The Cornered Animal is back. All of a sudden Matlock flies face first into the camera almost knocking it over. Trunks: The Hell? Joe E Legend steps into the picture behind the fallen Matlock and begins beating Matt Matlock, Legend is swinging a lead pipe right at Matlocks face and head.
Trunks: This Legend guy is crazy... I think he is trying to kill Matlock... Blood is all over the place at this point. Matlock leaves little pools of blood everywhere he rests his head on the floor.
Legend drops the lead pipe and starts kicking Matlock in the ribs until blood comes out of Matlock's mouth...
Legend: Flatcock, you think your smart to accept my challenge, don't ya? Well this is just a taste of what you will feel!
Legend kicks Matlock in the mouth then spits on him before walking away and we go back to Kewl and Trunks...
Joe E Kewl: Jesus, this guy should be in jail, he looked like he was going to kill Matlock...
Trunks: [Laughs] I like this guy... weeding out the Stupid Canadians one by one...
Joe E Kewl: Uhhh Trunks... Legend *IS* Canadian... Dumbass!
Trunks: I knew that...
Joe E Kewl: Yeah... Right... |
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Alia Starr and El Caliente stand in the middle of the ring as the entire arena awaits the in-ring return of Lesmond to the MSN circuit. The Lights Dim as the lurching Bassline of "Orion" by Metallica fades in over the PA, gradually getting louder as the drumbeat fades in also.
Joey: Well folks, Here is his huge in-ring return.
Trunks: You know what would suck?�?if he lost tonight. Haha.
The song grows as the fans boo in anticipation knowing Lesmond is about to make his entrance. As "Orion" grows ever louder, the guitars join in with a steady beat as two huge pyros at each side of the stage explode. A nearby fog machine belches out fog onto the stage and out steps Lesmond as lights all over the arena begin to flash in a strobe lighting pattern, his trademark smile on his face along with the trademark shades covering his eyes while the booing continues to engulf the arena. The fans cheer for Lesmonds W2K debut. He paces confidently to the ring at a slow speed, savouring the boos of the crowd before stepping up the steel steps. The Strobe effect stops as now small white spotlights begin to flutter over the arena, creating a UFO-type effect. As Lesmond steps through the ropes he goes onto one of the corner turnbuckles and swivels his hips to the crowd as that corner of the arena boos frantically, annoyed by these taunts. After repeating this on the other three corners, he makes his way to the centre of the ring eying both Alia and El Caliente who stand on their respective corners. The lights come on�?the bell rings�?*DING DING*�?“lets get it on!!!�?
Joey: Well here we go folks!!!
Trunks: You over use that line wayyyy too much.�?
El Caliente points over at Pepe who stands in his corner. Pepe nods at whatever Cal is telling him in Spanish.
Joey: Well, there is Pepe folks. El Caliente’s new found Protégé, so it seems.
Pepe waves at the camera as he comes out on the Jumbo-tron�?the fans go wild for Pepe. He likes the reaction. *BAM*�?Alia attacks El Caliente with a running elbow shot. Caliente staggers to the corner�?Alia charges�?Lesmond hits her with a running shoulder block! Alia flies out of the ring through the second and third rope. Cal shakes the cobwebs then charges for Lesmond�?Lesmond ducks and connects with a backdrop�?El Cal comes up to a knee holding his back in pain. Lesmond keeps his eyes locked on him�?Caliente rolls to the corner and begs Lesmond to do nothing, Ric Flair style. Pepe is out side checking on Alia�?
Trunks: Pepe checking up on his mom!
Joey: �?Its not his mom Trunks�?
Alia stands not even noticing Pepe and rolls back inside the ring. Alia attacks Lesmond just as he’s gonna strike El Caliente. She hit the back of Lesmond’s neck a couple times then irish-whips him to the ropes�?running knee to the face of Les! Lesmond holds his jaw in pain trying to shake off the birdies.
Joey: Lesmond looking a little rusty and Alia taking advantage.
Alia lifts Lesmond and Irish-whips him to El Caliente who was coming to the attack. Cal falls flat on his ass as Lesmond stumbles�?Alia clotheslines Les out of the ring!!! Pepe cheers for Alia at ring side. Even approaches Lesmond and gives him a few kicks to the head�?then runs off as Lesmond gets up. Lesmond runs after Pepe!!!
Joey: OMG He’s gonna hurt the kid!!!
Alia lifts El Caliente and connects with a kick to the mid-section. Pile-driver connect by Alia!!! She covers El Cal�?1...2.. Pepe runs over the ref as he runs from Lesmond�?Lesmond jumps over the ref as Pepe rolls out of the ring and disappears under the ring apron. Lesmond follows on te outside and looks under the ring for the kid.
Joey: The kid must of really annoyed Lesmond…pepe just cost Alia the match!
Alia cant believe what just happened. The ref arches his back in pain apologizing to her for not finishing the count. Lesmond pounds his fists on the ring apron…Baseball slide by Alia connect!!! Les flies back-first on the guardrail. Alia exits�?the crowd is a little too loud�?Caliente with a suicide dive on both Lesmond and Alia!!!
Joey: Caliente showing some of his Luachador background!
“CAL CAL CAL CAL�?The fans cheer for El Caliente and he loves it. But suddenly his thunder is stolen�?“CA--- PE-PE, PE-PE, PE-PE, PE-PE, PE-PE, PE-PE”�?Pepe is inside the ring dancing along to the beat of the chant. Caliente starts to lose his mind and rolls back into the ring cussing at Pepe. “What are you doing�? he shouts. Suddenly Pepe quickly rolls out of the ring as he just eyes Lesmond sliding inside Edge style. El Caliente turns around�?he runs towards Lesmond�?as he does Lesmond quickly pushes him self to his feet and connects with a Notherlights Suplex!!!�?1...2.�?Alia breaks the count!!!
Joey: Did you see how quick Lesmond got up and connected with that move??
Alia lifts Lesmond�?Irishwhip�? Lesmond counters for one of his own sending Alia to the ropes�?as Aia returns Lesmond sticks to basics and connects with an arm drag. Alia comes to her feet and that was just Lesmonds set-up for a another arm-drag�?only with more velocity! Alia flies halfway across the ring. El Caliente connects with a standing hurrincanrana on Lesmond!! Alia is coming to her feet he runs and connects with a shoulder take down. He pounds on his chest Eddie Guerrero style and pumps him self up. Pepe, however, didn’t like what Cal did to Alia�?
Joey: Pepe is on the top turnbuckle�?
El Caliente has no idea�?turns to face Lesmond�?Pepe jumps off the top rope and connects with a spinning head scissors on Cal!!!
Trunks: DAMN!!!
El Caliente looks all dazed and lost as Pepe stands with the crowd going wild!!! The ref stands there in shock over what the seven year old did to Cal. Lesmond and Alia stand there along with the ref watching Pepe celeibrate and El Caliente gaining focus of the situation�?
Trunks: HAHAHA�?Pepe did that to Caliente!!! Amazing!!! The Grand Luchador Champion taken down by a seven year old!!!
Pepe rolls out of the ring once he sees Caliente lost his temper�?“I didn’t teach you that to use it on me!!!�?Caliente yells out. Alia attacks Caliente hitting him with a Stingersplash on the corner turnbuckle!! El Caliente bounces off giving Lesmond an opponent to connect with a bell-to-belly suplex. Caliente rolls out of the ring as Alia attacks Lesmond. It’s gonna come down to these two!
Joey: I still cant believe Pepe did that to El Caliente.
Lesmond blocks one of Alia’s punches and hits one of his own. And another!! Then a kick to the midsection!! A kick to her forehead!! Alia’s head bounces back up�?Lesmond tacks down Alia with a Russian Leg Sweep! Lesmond stands and poses to the fans�?
Joey: PEPE!!!
Pepe comes from behind and gives Lesmond a LOW BLOW from behind!!!!!! Lesmond comes to his knees holding his crotch in much pain. The ref runs around the ring to catch Pepe�?stumbles and falls face first on the mat!! Ref’s nose is bleeding. Crowd going wild!!!
Trunks: Look at the carnage Pepe has put in the ring!!!
Joey: This kid might of just ruin Lesmond big return match�?
Alia pops to her feet HBK style!!! She runs to the ropes and comes across Lesmond hitting a swinging neck-breaker as he’s on his knees. His whole body springboards upwards and he falls face first on the mat!! Pepe is cheering outside for Alia!!! Alia covers Lesmond…NO REF!!! He’s still nursing his bleeding nose. EL Caliente is on the top turnbuckle aiming for Alia�?PEPE pushes El Cal off the top�?El Caliente flies down to the ring�?Alia runs to the ropes�? Just as Caliente lands on the mat Alia springboards off the second rope for a Lionsault�?LESMOND CATCHES ALIA!!!! TombStone Pile Driver!!!!! “OOOOOOAAAHHHHHH!!!!�?
Joey: OH MY GOD!!! ALIA HAS BEEN KNOCKED OUT!!!
He rolls Alia out of the ring for Pepe can care for her and stay out of the ring. El Caliente is up to his feet he looks lie he‘s coming out of a bar after a long night drinking�?�?Lesmond touches Caliente with his index finger right on the shoulder�?Caliente falls down to the mat�?
Joey: What the hell???
Trunks: LESMOND DID SOME KUNGFU SHIT WITH HIS FINGER!!!!
Lesmond looks at Caliente kind of odd�? Oh well he covers�?1...2.�?3!!!!
Joey: Widow beat Caliente with air and Lesmond with a finger�?I thought this guy was some big GRAND Luchador Champion or whatever�?
Trunks: A FINGER!!!!! He beat the great Luchador Champion with a finger!!!!!!! AMAZING!!!
“Here is your winner�?LESMOND!!!�?
Lesmond rolls out of the ring and that is where he spots Alia is trying to figure out where she is and Pepe is sitting beside her�?
Joey: Uh oh�?
Lesmond remembers what this punk kid did to him�?some kicks to the head and a low blow. Lesmond begins to walk towards Pepe like a stalker�?Pepe runs off but trips�?Lesmond gets closer�?grabs the kid from the ankles.
Joey: None of this is funny anymore�?Enough�?
Lesmond grabs Pepe’s head like if it was a football and lifts him off his feet�?looking at the kid in the eyes�?Lesmond just shakes his head and lets him fall ass first on the mats below. Pepe just sits there pissing on his pants, literally.
Joey: Thank god�?I thought he was going to hurt the poor kid�?
Trunks: Eh, that’s what the punk kid gets!!
Lesmond walks up the ramp way disappearing from under the curtains. Alia gets up now ready to go but is notified that the match is over. Caliente rolls out of the ring apparently blaming her for his loss. As he points his finger at her she grabs it and gives it a twists. Caliente comes to his knees begging her to stop. Alia then lifts him and sends Caliente face first on the steel steps!!!
Joey: Alia does not look happy that Caliente dropped the ball and got pinned. And him blaming her didn’t help�?the way he lost was ridiculous�?
Alia walks away with Pepe following her�?she turns back a few times walking faster�?but he keeps up�?Alia storms on backt=stage trying to stay away from this kid as El Caliente keeps stumbling to his feet�?shot fading from ringside. |
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Scene cuts in.... We hear "Enter My Mind" by Drain Sth start playing throughout the arena.... Within seconds we see Black Widow walking across the stage with a mic in hand and her MSN championship title draped over her shoulder. The crowd goes wild, chants of 'Widow' blasts through the arena. Widow gives a nod and smiles that trademark smile and makes her way down the ramp. Just as Widow is about midway down the ramp, the crowd starts going even more wild. As the camera pans around we see Veronica Beck making her way across the stage and down the ramp. Widow slips under the ropes and into the ring as Beck makes her way over the announcers table, leaning against folding her arms as she nods her head and looks up to the ring at Widow, whom is bringing the mic up to her lips. Black Widow: Good evening ladies and gentlemen. I'm out here right now because I have a rather big suprise for you... and all of W2K. But before I reveal my surprise... I'd like to ask Veronica to join me. Beck unfolds her arms and motions for one of the staff members to come over to her. The staff member hands Beck a gym bag as she enters the ring. Beck walks into the ring and sits the bag down as Widow hands her the mic. Beck takes the mic and smirks a bit as she takes a few steps around the ring. Veronica Beck: I'm sure my being out here with Widow has peaked many peoples curiousity. And well, yes, I'm out here to help Widow with her surprise, but I'm also out here to tell you a little secret of my own. But before I do that, I think I will give Widow what I have for her and then maybe that will give you all a hint of what my secret is... Beck and Widow seem to be on the same page and both are smiling at each other as Beck kneels down and unzips the gym bag. She looks around at the wondering crowd as she reaches inside the gym bag and pulls out..... The W2K Championship belt! The almost silent crowd goes wild again as Beck stands up and walks over to Widow. Widow laughs and nods her head as she looks at Beck. Beck grabs onto the belt at the strap and holds it up in the air, out to Widow and brings the mic up. A hush falls over the crowd as Beck begins to speak. Veronica Beck: Widow, on behalf of W2K, I would like to present you with the title that you so rightfully deserve to be proudly wearing around your waist. Your W2K Championship belt! The crowd goes wild again, now with chants of 'Widow ' and 'W2K.' Widow smiling from ear to ear as she takes the belt and hooks it around her waist. The MSN title still draped over her shoulder. Beck hands the mic back to Widow. Black Widow: Thank you Veronica. I'm honored to have this title around my waist. This title is truely a great accomplishment and it who I represent! But what should I do with this piece of metal now? The crowd starts yelling all kinds of gestures. Beck and Widow look at each other and smile, then Beck walks over and points to the trash can and motions for a staff member to bring it to her. The staff members does as Beck asks and puts the trash can into the ring. Beck pulls the can over in front of Widow and takes a step back and folds her arms. Widow laughs and nods her head. Black Widow: I think you've found the perfect thing to do with it Veronica.... After all, garbage does belong in the trash! Widow hands Beck the mic and pulls the title down off her shoulders and lets it drop into the trash can with a thud, then dusts her hands off. Beck smiles and brings the mic up again. Veronica Beck: I know you are all probably wondering how I got the pleasure to help Widow do this and well, that's a benefit you have when you own 25% of W2K. With that said, Beck gives a wink to the shocked crowd�?/P> “HOLD IT JUST ONE DAMN SECOND!!�?/P> Joey: Uh oh! Jeremy McMillion steps out onto the stage with a mic in hand and Scott Blaze by his side. The Jerm: That’s just freaking peachy! Not only do I have the antics of JT Kash to deal with, but now I’ve got some WHORE in a business suit thinking she can make these big changes in MY company without even running it by ME first! Veronica Beck: Whore in a business suit, real cute Jeremy. Like it or hate it. Fight it if you want, but there’s nothing you can do about it. Just to make sure I wasn’t over ruled. I ran my idea by JT Kash backstage, and he thought it was an excellent idea. So…Widow, would you do me the honors. Beck hands the mic to Widow. Black Widow: Jeremy darling…TOUGH SHIT!! Trunks: SHE CAN’T SAY THAT! Joey: Well technically she can now. The Jerm: Scott! Go down there and kick her ass!! Scott Blaze gets a smile across his face as he starts heading down towards the ring. Widow slides the trash can over to the corner of the ring and bends down getting ready to take Blaze on. Blaze hops up onto the apron and starts to climb inside before Beck stops him. Veronica Beck: Hold it right there. Widow, I know you can handle him on your own, but unfortunately you have a big match tonight and I’m not about to let my world champion get worn down before teaching a piece of garbage like Riot a much needed lesson. So with that being said. Scotty. I have a surprise for you. Blaze now steps into the ring with his arms out mouthing “what!?�?/P> Veronica Beck: I’ve got more back up than the two of you morons realize, so allow me to introduce the newest recruit to the W2K! Bring It On by Godsmack blares through the arena. Veronica Beck: Allow me to introduce to you. The Emerald! DREW STEVENSON!! Drew parts the curtains walking right passed The Jerm, not even making eye contact, much to The Jerm’s disliking. This new guy heads straight for the ring as Beck and Widow slip out of the ring leaving the trash can in place in the corner. Drew jumps up onto the apron, then jumps over the top rope and steps right up in Blaze’s face. Blaze takes a swing, but it’s blocked. Drew turns and catches the punch and flips Blaze over his back and locks in an arm bar. He puts his legs across Blaze’s chest and wrenches back on the arm. Trunks: SECURITY!! Joey: This guy is showing some mat wrestling skills, I’m not so sure Scott Blaze knows exactly what he just got into here. Drew looks like he’s about the break Blaze’s arm when finally security guys rush the ring and drag them apart. Blaze rolls out of the ring holding his arm yelling at Drew. Drew just stands tall in the ring with security all over him. Blaze says something else, and Drew flies across the ring, then leaps over the top rope with a front flip onto Blaze taking him down hard on the ramp way. Drew rolls off of Blaze and starts to lay in some right hands before getting carried off by security again. Finally they get control and escort drew back stage. 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The cameras come back to see the trash can still sitting in the middle of the W2K ring, the MSN Title still lying motionless inside of it. Of course it's motionless, stupid, it's an inanimate object, how can it move on it's own? Anyway. It's there. Joey: ....So why are we still watching this? All of a sudden, a fan clothed in all black jumps the guard rail and hops into the ring. His face is covered smooth the fock up with some veil shit. Trunks: Nice. Entertainment. Now we get to see donut cream smeared all over this guy. The fan is in the ring, yet security isn't stopping him. Joey: Uh... For some reason, the fan starts digging through the trash can that Widow just left in the ring. Trunks: Dinner? After a couple of seconds of digging, the man finally raises up slowly, something resting comfortably in his outstretched hands. It's the MSN Title. Joey: What could a fan want with that?! Trunks: Honestly...not like it's actually worth anything on the street. Believe me, I've already tried e-baying that shit. The man in the ring is starting to quiver with tensely. His entire body is shaking. He's just realized he's standing in the middle of a W2K ring. THE W2K ring. He turns to the crowd, and starts to unveil himself. But right when he does, the entire arena goes black. In about two seconds flat, we come back to lights...but no man in the ring. He's gone....can you say...what the fuck? |
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Rage fades back in after a commercial break as Widow does her last few in-ring stretches as the last few notes of 'Enter My Mind' Fade out. Riot has already entered the ring, and both competitors are ready. Joey: I think we're just about ready to get back to the action here folks. It's been an exciting card already and it's only gonna get better! Trunks responds with a simple roll of his eyes. The Ref calls for the bell and we're underway. Riot and Widow clinch in a collar-and-elbow tie up yet despite her small build, Widow throws Riot to the ground with ease... Joey: I think we're all aware of who has the strength advantage in this match tonight, or perhaps Riot is showing some early signs of ring-rust?... Trunks: She'll come back Joey, wait and see... Riot is now on her feet again and both women hookup again, this time it's broken with a knee to the gut from Riot. Widow doubles over, Riot backs up a step then raises her knee into the head of Widow, sending her to the ground then following up by mounting her and planting some hard rights to the head. Trunks: YEA!!! Joey: ...It's always the same reaction from you when a woman mounts another one, isn't it? Trunks: ...no? Riot continues to batter Widow, but Widow turns her over. Now Widow is on top laying the right hands in as the crowd begin to cheer, finishing off with an elbow between the eyes of Riot. Widow stands, dragging Riot up as she does so, only to knock Riot back down again with a short-arm clothesline before stomping several times and executing a standing elbow drop. Joey: Widow is dominating Riot here in the early going. This could be a very short match if Riot can't pull herself back into this. Once again, Widow mounts Riot and begins pummeling her with rights again. Trunks: Folks, I don't think this is going to be a 'wrestling' match...Much to my delight... Both women stand and begin exchanging rights, however after five rights each, Riot delivers a thumb to the eye of Widow. Widow reels back as Riot spears her to the ground. Riot picks up Widow again and attempts to drop her with a DDT, only to be countered into a northern lights suplex by Widow. Widow holds the bridge... One.. Tw...Kickout! Widow picks up Riot and whips her into the corner. She rushes after her, but Riot raises a boot to counter. Widow stumbles back as Riot pulls herself onto the second rope and comes down with a standing elbow onto Widow, knocking her down. Riot picks up Widow and whips her to the ropes, goes for the clothesline...Widow Ducks! Widow bounces off the ropes again, coming back and nailing Riot with a flying forearm. Widow stands, back on her feet as she goes to Riots legs and locks in Widows Web. Joey: Widows trying to finish this one off! Widow locks the move in and begins applying as much leverage as possible. You can hear Riot calling out as she reaches for the ropes only to find she's pretty far away from them. The cheering of the crowd however, turns into booing as they look towards the ramp... Joey: What does he want? He has no part in this... And there, we see Cross standing. Widow sees this and breaks the hold as he begins to make his way down to ringside. Cross hops onto the apron, held back only by the referee as Widow stands tall, shouting at Cross to bring it on. Riot however has slipped out of the ring, picked up Widows W2K Championship and returned to the ring, now with the title in her hands. Riot turns Widow around and slams the W2K title hard into Widows face! Boos can be heard throughout the arena... Trunks: Ahahaha! Wait...NO, TURNAROUND RIOT! The boos have turned to cheers and it is apparent why. W2K Championess Isabella Taylor has hopped over the barrier by the timekeeper, sneaked into the ring...BAM! LEVELS RIOT WITH THE CHAMPIONESS TITLE! Izzy slips back out of the ring with the Championess belt and slides Widows W2K title out of the ring. A small security team under Veronica Beck's orders come down and pluck Cross off the ring apron, escorting him from ringside at least for the time being, allowing the referee to focus on the match. Both women are down, But Widow rolls an arm onto Riot... One.. Trunks: No! Kick out! Two... Trunks: Damnit, NO!!! Three! Trunks: I Can't believe it. Joey: This just proves that cheaters don't win Trunks...Izzy's wanted retribution for a while Trunks, tonight she finally got it. The bell rings as Widow eventually comes around, picks up her title and leaves to the back. |
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The combatants have left the ring and are just making their way into the back when the entire arena goes black again. Joey: What the hell is going on here?! Trunks: Well, Joe, one of two things has happened. A) Your mom showed up and she's turning out the lights just for me. Or B) The owners can't afford to pay the fucking electric bill. You decide which. Out of nowhere, a slight buzz is heard over the PA. A single word is heard, in a slight whisper of a voice...."Fate".....With that, "Jump The Fuck Up" by Soulfly and Corey Taylor slams the PA, and the fans give a mixed reaction. White strobe lights are starting to go off everywhere. We fade to darkness again, with only one single light illuminating the entire arena. The W2Ktron or wtf ever that thing is called. We see that interviewer guy, yeah, you know his name. Him. He's back there, holding a microphone. There's a guy standing next to him, clothed in all black...but this time, he isn't veiled. Joey: WHAT THE HELL?! JJ COOL J?!? Trunks: Heh...JJ dug through the garbage. Always knew he was nasty like that. Well I'll be damned. JJ Cool J. In W2K. He's standing there next to that interviewer dood, some huge ass silver title slung over his left shoulder, the MSN Title on the right. The interviewer guy has a clothespin on his nose, trying to stop the stench from the nasty title, but it isn't doing much good. He finally gets up the nerve to speak. Interviewer dood: JJ...you've just dug through the trash on national television and stolen the MSN Title that Black Widow threw away...what are your comments? JJ looks all confused and shit. JJ: ...The fuck do you mean, "What are my comments?" Know what? Just get out of the way. You suck, man. JJ pushes the guy, and he stumbles and falls down. Goddamn pragass loser. JJ: Well, well, W2K. You've waited so damn long for it, and here it is. You've had so many teasers over this time---well, not really...I haven't really gave enough of a shit to come here yet--but now, I'm here...and I'm here to make a fucking impact. You all saw what I just did out there-- Trunks: You dug through a trashcan to get a defunct championship. Way to be, asshole. JJ: --And you know the lengths I'll go to get what I want. Trunks: Let's hope he doesn't want your mom, Joey, cause I ain't about to jump in no dumpster to save that bitch. JJ: I've just got done ruling the fed known as Rendered '2' Perfection, and now I'm here to dominate. I'm here to make all your lives a living fucking hell. I stole my way to the top of my career just like I stole this title just now. I stole The Jakal's promo way back then, and look what it did for me. It made me the superstar I am today. I am one of the best this federation has ever seen. W2K, you better be ready...cause I'm...fucking....her--- JJ's cut off by that fat backstage interviewer dood smacking him in the head with a trashcan. The cameras fade off that scene. Joey: Uh...was there any point at all to that? Trunks: Well, let's see. First, we found out JJ's the newest W2K superstar. Next, we found out he's here to 'reign supreme' and 'destroy us all'. Goddamn dood, you suck. Next. |
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Jatt is seen backstage walking around; with every person he passes he takes a moment to look at them carefully, trying to make eye contact for some reason. However in doing so with a particularly attractive female employee as he turns a corner he clatters into someone sending him flying to the ground. The w2k fans would recognize the man as JJ Cool J, Jatt however is new and has no clue about anything.
JJ Cool J falls backwards waving his arms around, shouting like he's in excruciating pain.
JJ: Sorry man, didn't see you.
Jatt glances at JJ, looking somewhat confused. Nonetheless he extends his hand whilst looking down at JJ.
Jatt: No need to be sorry, I didn't notice you were there either, which I don't quite understand.
JJ springs up onto his feet without the help of Jatt, and then does some kind of pose.
JJ: What don't you understand?
Jatt: Oh its nothing, aren't you a little angry I bashed into you like that. I mean look; I’ve scuffed your shoes in the process.
JJ: I don't wear shoes, I wear trainers. They're so much more comfortable.
Jatt gazes down at JJ's feet to find he is indeed wearing trainers, Jatt rubs his head slightly, the same confused look on his face, for some reason something appears to be bothering him.
Jatt: So, who are you exactly? I'm kinda new around here see.
JJ: You dare ask who I am?
JJ Cool J opens his jacket to reveal a Superman logo on his tee shirt, only the S is replaced by a J.
JJ: I'm JJ COOL J!!!!
Jatt stares on in disbelief at JJ, his initial instinct is turn and run from this clearly deranged mind, yet something keeps him there.
Jatt: Errrr, nice to meet you JJ, I'm Jatt Starr. So, are you a member of the ring crew or something?
JJ: What's a ring crew? And did your parents give you the name "Jatt"?
Jatt glares at JJ, he is slowly but surely getting more agitated, yet remains steadfast in front of JJ Cool J, his voice turning more aggressive.
Jatt: No, my real name isn't Jatt, I refuse to believe that your real name is JJ Cool J, if so what was your mom smoking when she gave birth to you.
JJ: I think she was probably on something harder than weed man, and no my real name isn't JJ, it's Jeremy, but you can call me JJ. Pleased to meet you!
JJ extends his hand. Jatt can visibly be seen trying to trace through the conversation, his face contorts in confusion as he stares at JJ's smiling face. He takes his hand and shakes it sternly.
Jatt: I know, you already said.
JJ: Well you know me now, but I don't know you. What's your name?
Jatt stares at JJ, trying to work out if he is being serious, yet can't seem to gauge any reaction from JJ.
Jatt: It's Jatt, before you say anything no my parents didn't give me that name.
JJ: Ah, well who did?
Jatt turns to the wall and rests his head against it. Had he been alone, there may have been tears.
Jatt: Look, that’s not important, I’m looking for the boss do you know where abouts he is?
JJ: Yeah he's my buddy, he's giving me lots of money to be his JSBD next week.
Jatt looks somewhat confused.
Jatt: What is a JSBD?
JJ: Jatt Starr Beating Deliverer!
JJ rips off his Super JJ shirt, revealing a JSBD shirt underneath it.
Jatt glances at the two ripped shirts on the floor, looking vaguely confused at this frankly bizarre meeting.
Jatt: Right, I just want to meet the boss anyway, sort out everything sign my contract, so I can finally start doing what I do best.
JJ: What? Meeting the boss? I don't understand you, you're weird man...
JJ tries to do a confused glance into Jatt's eyes, but it looks more like a duck impression. Jatt's teeth are now clenched together and he is cracking his knuckles to prevent him cracking JJ's head.
Jatt: Look JJ, I know you know where McMillion is. Just tell me and then we can stop this ridiculous conversation.
JJ: Ridiculous is only what you make of it...
JJ nods wisely.
JJ: And who's this McMillion guy?
Jatt lurches forward and grabs JJ, pushing him against the wall of the corridor and screams in JJ's face.
Jatt: WHERE THE HELL IS HE!
JJ suddenly executes a 360° Fakie to Double Twisting Darness Slide. He then lands next to Jatt.
JJ: That was fun!
Jatt: Fine I’ll find him myself!
Jatt, clearly frustrated storms off down the corridor before rounding a corner and out of site as JJ looks disappointed.
JJ: What an unstable character.
JJ starts to whistle The Muppets in Manhattan, as he strolls off. |
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[The Camera fades too the ring area�?Where Vincent Gunn and Ryan Cain are preparing too start their match.] Trunks: AHHHHH Joey: �?/FONT> Trunks: I just had a Nightmare Joey: But you weren’t asleep! Trunks: �?! *DING DING DINGEDY DINGAGE* [Both men lock-up�?Cain instantly gets Gunn in a Hammerlock�?Cain tries to lift him up, but Gunn wraps his foot round Cain ankle�?Gunn gets the advantage by reversing the Hammerlock into his own Hammerlock�?Gunn pushes Cain forward.. Cain now runs toward the turnbuckle, with it still locked in�?Cain walks up the turnbuckle.. his feet are on the top rope.. Cain pushes back and Gunn lands on his back.. the Locks still in, and Gunn’s shoulders are against the mat!... ONE�?TWO�? KICK OUT!... Both men roll away from each other, getting to their feet as the fans give them some applause for that display] Joey: Good stuff. [Cain burst forward and Gunn hits an Arm Drag�?Cain rolls back to his feet cleverly. Cain bursts forward just like he did last time, except he rolls over as he reaches Gunn.. Cain shoots up and grabs Gunn’s waist�? Cain lifts Gunn up and hits a Gut wrench Suplex!.. Cain quickly hooks the leg�?ONE�?. TWO�? KICK OUT!... Cain gets too his feet, he grabs Gunn’s head and lifts him up�?Cain takes too long though, as Gunn digs into Cains ribs and pushes him into the turnbuckle hard. Gunn steps back, and then charges his Shoulder into Cains ribs again�?Gunn grabs Cain’s arm and irish Whips him to the opposite corner�?Gunn follows Cain�?Cain hits the corner and staggers back out, grabbing his chest�?Gunn spins round with a high foot, catching Cain in the back of the head with a Round house Kick!... Cain falls to his knees, grabbing his head painfully�?Gunn grabs the top rope, next Cains head] Joey: Whats he up to?? [Gun jumps up from a standing position.. and Lands a HUGEEE leg-Drop onto the back of Ryan Cain’s head!.... Cain rolls away slightly.. Gunn drops down and hooks his leg�?ONE�? TWO�?. THRR-Cain puts a foot on the rope!] Trunks: Ahhh, t’was close Joseph. [Gunn punches the mat in frustration.. suddenly he rolls Cain away from the ropes and HOOKS THE LEG!!! ONE�?TWO�? THRR- KICK OUT!!!.. Gunn screams out in frustration. Gunn grabs Cains head and lifts him up. Gunn delivers a hard right hand to Cains face�?Cain’s reeling back, staggering�?Gunn grabs his Head and puts him in a headlock�?Gunn stomps quickly, piling on pressure�?Gunn slams Cains head down on a raised knee. Gunn turns round as Cain staggers back.. KNIFE EDGE CHOP!!!... Cain grabs his chest painfully as the crowd scream "WHOOOO!!"�?Gunn grabs Ryan’s arm and whips him to the ropes…Cain grabs the top rope and waits!... Gunn screws up his face, and bursts toward Cain.. Cain springboards off the middle ropes and spins back round to Gunn with a high foot.. catching Gunn in the chest!] Joey: Wowww that’s athleticism! [Gunn starts to get to his feet, rubbing his chest. Cain quickly grabs Gunn’s head, knee to the head from Cain�?Cain whips Gunn to the ropes.. Gunn hits them and comes back.. Cain stands there�?DROP-SAULT FROM RYAN CAIN!!!... Gunn literally flies back, landing on his spine in an amazing momentum change. Cain crawls over slowly�?Collapsing onto Vincent Gunn.. ONE�? TWO�? THRR- KICK OUT!!!.. Cain grabs his forehead, rolling away, both him and the crowd go "Oohh!"…] Joey: That’s resilience form Gunn, there. [Cain gets to his feet, Gunn’s on his knees�?and Cain picks him up.. Body Slam by Ryan Cain�?Cain grabs Gunn’s arm and legs and drags him toward the corner�?Ryan starts climbing turnbuckle�?Ryan signals for some cheers, and he gets them as expected�?Suddenly Gunn scrambles too his feet, bursting up the turnbuckle quickly and grabbing Cains head for a SUUPERPLEX!!!] Trunks: AHHH PLAYIN�?POSSUM, JOEY!! [Gunn drapes an arm over Cain�?ONE�? TWO�? THRR- KICK OUT!!... Gunn rolls away�?Vincent grabs the ropes, helping himself up�?Gunn takes a breather as Cain gets to his feet.. Gunn bursts forward with a knee to Cain’s hip�?Cain falls to the mat�?Cain gets to his knees.. as he gets up.. Gunn stands before him.. and delivers a STRAIGHT KICK TO THE GUT!... Cain crumbles to the floor�?Gunn screams ‘Yes�?and rolls Cain over.. HOOK OF THE LEG!... ONE�?/FONT> TWO.. THRRRR- KICK OUTTT!!!!... Gunn slaps his own forehead, then punches the mat.. Gunn hooks the leg again�?ONE�?TWO�? KICK OUT!!!..] Trunks: Damn, Gunn must be totally frustrated right now Joey: Yeah Trunks: Lets throw things at him! [Gunn grabs Cains and lifts him up.. Shot to the jaw.. Cain stages around�?Gunn grabs Cains head and lifts him up for a Vertical Suplex.. Cain kicks his legs around, and he goes over Gunn’s back, Cain lands on his feet�?Cain grabs Gunns head and falls down for a Neck breaker. Cain slowly gets back to his feet�?Cain grabs the top rope, and starts breathing heavily, catching his breath�?Gunn starts to get up.. Cain quickly runs at the turnbuckle.. Walking up the turnbuckle JEFF HARDY STYLE�?FLIPPING BACK AND HITTING "THE SCORE" ONTO VINCENT GUNN!!!.... Cain is on top of Gunn for the cover!! ONE�?/FONT> TWO�?/FONT> THRRR- KICK OUT!!] Joey: OOHHH!! [Cain rolls away from Gunn, now on his back.. Cain grins cheekily, and NIPS UP!!.. Cain grabs the top rope and poses for the crowd who give him a huge pop!... Cain looks back at Gunn�?Gunn’s getting up�?Cain goes for the ‘ZERO�?. But misses!.. Gunn ducks it.. Cain turns round and Gunn this the ropes at pace�?Gunn runs back to Cain and Ryan Cain catches him in a sweet Tilt-a-Whirl Slam!] Trunks: Nice execution! [Cain grabs Gunn’s head quickly and lifts him up.. CHOP ACROSS THE CHEST!!!.. Gunn staggers back in pain as the fans pay tribute to Ric Flair�?Cain grabs Gunn’s arm and whips him to the ropes. Gunn this them and comes back with a flying forearm�?Gunn gets up quickly, revitalised�?Gunn grabs Cains head and lifts him up�?SNAP SUPLEX!,�?Gunn quickly covers.. ONE�?TWO�? KICK OUT!... Gunn stops for nothing and gets to his feet�?he stalks Cain.. Cain gets too his knee’s.. then rises to both feet.. Gunn sends in vicious kicks to Cains knee’s and hips] Joey: Damn, that’s Harsh! [Gunn kicks Cain a little more.. and Cain drops down to his knees�?Gunn grabs Cains head and lifts him up�?Gunn spins him round.. Gunn levels Cain with an Uppercut�?Gunn steps back, spinning round.. ROUND HOUSE KICK�?CAIN DODGED!!... Cain rolls forward, past Gunn.. Gunn is spinning wildly�?Gunn finally stops�?facing Cain�?‘ZERO KICK�?!!!... The fans ERRRUPT!! Cain collapses onto Gunn with the cover! ONE�?/FONT> TWO�?/FONT> THREEEEE!!!!.. �?6 Quite Bitter Beings�?hits!... Cain gets to his feet slowly, raising his own arms in victory..] Announcer: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN�?YOUR WINNER.. RYANNN ‘FOCKin’�?CAAAINN!!! [Cain climbs the turnbuckle, posing, as we fade to black] |
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| [ - Our scene opened up, outside of a funeral parlor. The camera had itself fixed onto the huge sign that was on the roof of the building, which read "Dead Careers 'R' Us." The camera then faded onto the sight of the "Friends and Relatives" book, that would to be signed into by those associated with those being buried. On the top of the book "Roxy and Syck" appeared on there. Under it, "Lee & Family." Beneath that, read some unreadable name, which looked like would come off someone with dyslexia. The camera lifted up off of the sign-in book, onto the black board with "Dangerous Alliance V.2" on it in white letters. The camera then shifted again, this time slowly trailing up the walk-way, until it stopped in the front of the room, where the pilar stood. A wooden pilar, with a crucifix on there stood, as none other than "The Enigma" himself; Kill Switch stood. Switch had on a black pair of Dickies and a black long-sleeved Westcoast Choppers shirt. Switch actually looked decent today, as his hair didn't like as wild as it usually did. He looked around the area, as we could also spot Seifer in attendance, sitting next to Cross. Lucha Larry, Nuckin Futts, The Masked Wonder and Joey Whipwreck also was in attendance, as the camera shot onto JT Kash as he rolled a huge gong through the aisle way towards the front podium where Kill Switch stands. Kill Switch cleared his throat...GONG!! - ] :// Kill Switch: We are gathered here today, to reflect upon the demise of the Dangerous Alliance. But, contrary to belief, this isn't a time for greiving.. Or mourning for the matter. Rather it's a time for celebra- GONG!!! :// Kill Switch: ...tion! [ - While Kill Switch is giving his eulogy, Cross can be seen sitting in the second roll, with a bottle of Jack Daniels to his lips, gulping away. Sitting next to him, was Seifer. Seifer too had a bottle of alcohol in his hands, as Kill Switch continued with his speech. - ] :// Kill Switch: Because, GONG!!! :// Kill Switch: The Dangeous Alliance came to the W2K, originally as Violent Impact! Oh, I remember them quite well actually. I remember how Nic thought he was invincible and make petty challenges my way when I had left the W2K. Talk about a 'tough guy.' Reminds me of someone else, not in the W2K. But nonetheless! The Dangerous Alliance also known as Violent Impact without Isabella Taylor, came back to the W2K, because they wanted to steal the spotlight. Steal the spotlight from everyone in this room, that currently is employeed by the W2K. [ - Sitting in the front row, was Jacob Mitchell. Jacob was seen sitting low in his seat, with his head rested on his right fist. He seemed to be sleeping at the moment. - ] :// Kill Switch: In their absence, you people kept the W2K alive. It wasn't Nic E. Dangerously. It wasn't Damien Destruction.. Better known as Damo. Maybe it was Matty Legend, but whatever. He still is a waste of space in my opinion anyway. [ - Cross could be seen faking a cry as he acted like he had to bow his head to hide his tears, when in reality, he was still drinking from the brown bottle in his hands. Seifer looked down at Cross and patted him on the back, almost causing Cross to choke on the alcohol. - ] :// Kill Switch: But did you let the Dangerous Alliance get their way? Did you let the Dangerous Alliance come in and steal your spotlight? No, you didn't. Instead, you met them at the proverbial door and you made sure that them and their thunder stealing ways didn't make it pass phase one. Is that so much a bad thing? Was that uncalled for? No, no it wasn't See, because you got to expose DA for what they truly are. You got to show the world, how weak they were. You showed the world, that they lack the team-work, that you all have. :// JT Kash: I CAN'T BELIEVE THEY'RE GONE!! :// Cross: AMEN! AMEN BROTHER! [ - With Cross' random outburst, Jacob's eyes shot open as he jumped out of his seat, his feet being caught under the bench, caused just his upper-body to extend. Jacob sat down as the room looked at him. He turned around and faced Cross. - ] :// Jacob: Hey! Hey! Show some respect! This is a funeral! Seif, has he been drinking? [ - Jacob turned around, only to hear Cross kick the bottle of Jack Daniels over and hit the floor, not cracking. - ] :// Seifer: No.. Nope. :// Cross: No. [ - Cross paused for a second, before raising his voice again for no reason. - ] :// Cross: I gotta piss, hurry up! Hurry up though.. [ - Cross again bowed his head, acting as if he was crying, only to snatch the bottle of JD's that was on the ground and wipe the top. He raised the bottle to his lips and drank from it again. - ] :// Kill Switch: Though, I've said my piece. Now, I'd like to turn the floor over to the three men, responsible for the death of Dangerous Alliance's career.. Jacob Mitchell, Seifer and Cross. [ - With that said, Jacob Mitchell, who had seemingly fell back asleep, was tapped on the shoulder by Seifer, as once again his eyes shot open. Cross made his way in front of the room, staggering slightly, intoxicated by the whiskey he was drinking. In Cross' hands, was a black shirt, with some kind of red and white design on it. Behind Cross, strolled Seifer, dressed in a pair of black slacks and a black Polo shirt. Jacob stepped up to the front as well, rubbing his already blood-shot eyes. He walked over to the casket in which Matty Legend's career was going to be buried in. He tapped it once, while laying one of Matty Legend's own t-shirts over it, right next to a wreath from "Tony Blair and Uhh.. Them People." Of course, the wreath was made of red, white and blue to pay tribute to Matty Legend's English pride. Cross stood near Damo's casket and nearly kicked it over 'accidentally' as he didn't put anything on it, besides his weight. He leaned back on the casket and almost watched it roll off the stage, before Seifer could grab hold of it and pull it back. Seifer turned away from Cross for a second and placed the black shirt, over Nic E. Dangerously's casket. The shirt was that of the time when he was Jason Hartnell. Seifer smirked at his actions as he turned away and faced the crowd of people that attended the funeral. Jacob walked over towards Cross and Seifer. He crossed his arms across his chest as Seifer begun to speak. But, before he could, Cross stepped forward. - ] :// Cross: Ashes.. to Ashes.. Dust to dust.. If it wasn't for.. What's our stable name again? [ - The camera shifted to Seifer who didn't know, from the quick shrug of his shoulders. From there, it changed to Jacob who too was lost onto what exactly the name is was. - ] :// Cross: Well, since we have no stable name. The Dangerous Alliance.. Would have been here.. if it wasn't for Jacob Mitchell.. Seifer and Cross. Nic...you had a well deserved death, and I'm happy to say we gave it to you. Who knows, maybe you would've came back in a few months with Damo in a wig and called yourselves The York Foundation. All I know is it's a good thing we ran you out of your former home...to make this a better place...once again. [ - Cross again faked a sob, as JT Kash and Riot and some other people broke into laughter. Though, one man in particular stood out from the crowd. A man that the wrestling world knew quite well about. That man being none other than Paul Heyman. Heyman sat in the very back of the funeral home, not looking pleased for the matter. Though for some reason, the other people didn't notice him. While JT Kash was laughing, he had pushed someone forward from the back; Joey Whipwreck. Joey got startled from the sudden push and turned around to see who did it and gave a sudden smile when he noticed who did so. He laughed along with them, still looking unsure on the situation. - ] :// Jacob: Here lies.. One of the.. Most feared stables in W2K history. Can someone please get Nuckin a tissue. [ - Lucha Larry handed Nuckin the box of blue patterned flowers tissue to Nuckin who took it slowly. He gazed down at it for a second before crushing the box with sheer ease, causing Lucha Larry to lean back, and move away from the disgruntled redneck. Joey panicked and almost jumped into the lap of The Masked Wonder, while Larry kept his distance from Nuckin. Nuckin let out a deep grunt, as he slammed the tissue down onto the tan carpeted floor. - ] :// Jacob: Since we brutally attacked Nic E Dangerously.. People's been asking us one question; Why? Why did Seifer come back to the W2K? Why did I side with Cross? I think that right now, it'd be a good time to shed light on the situation. First off, the money. [ - Those sitting on the left hand side shouted along side with Jacob "MONEY" as Jacob continued. - ] :// Jacob: And.. For the power. [ - Again, the people in the funeral home shouted "POWER!", as Cross looked to be almost out of it, the alcohol was finally kicking it. Cross brought his fist into the air and mouthed "Power" while Seifer tried hard to maintain his composure. - ] :// Jacob: And most importantly, to show people like Dangerous Alliance. To show basically the 'old' of the W2K, that their time is over. If they want to continue to drag their careers behind them, because they think they've still got it, then we're going to put them out of their misery, like we did to the Dangerous Alliance. [ - The people again shouted randomly, this time shouting "AY!" in unison. While the jobbers were having a mini-fiesta, JT Kash was seen munching away at a donut or something. Kill Switch was leaning back in his seat, with his feet up on the bench in front of him. Seifer turned around and grabbed the picture of NED that stood on the casket that sat next to a lavender colored wreath from "BUD and Family." Seifer took a quick gaze at the picture of NED laying on his back, unconscious with blood seeping from his forehead. Seifer looked up at the crowd of people and held the picture out in front of him, giving the jobbers the time to get quiet. - ] :// Seifer: Can anyone name one person, that's even completely man-handled Nic E. Dangerously and company like we did? Look at him, he looks dead. :// Cross: Dead People! I hear 'em!.. [ - With Cross' random outburst, Lucha Larry leaned over to Joey Whipwreck with a serious expression on his face and said in a whisper. - ] :// Lucha Larry: Did you hear that ey? I think this places got ghosts.. [ - JT Kash stretched his right leg out and kicked Lucha Larry in the back of the head, causing Larry to grab his head in pain. While he was gripping his head, Cross stepped away from Damo's casket and kneeled beside it. - ] :// Cross: I hear something.. It's saying.. "Nic.. Rip another gimmick!" :// Seifer: Cross! That's not cool man. Their careers are already dead.. Nic doesn't need another lawsuit. [ - Seifer looked past Jacob who stood in front of him and directly to Paul Heyman. The entire room burst into laughter though, finding Seifer's comment funny. Hell, even Heyman laughed at the comment, as the entire room stood up now. Kill Switch made his way back over to the front of the room, standing in front of the three caskets and looked around at everyone. - ] :// Kill Switch: I just want you all to know, that we're scheduled to be here again. I don't remember the date off the top of my head, but I know we're coming back here. :// _: For who? :// Kill Switch: For a Miss Widow.. Black Widow that is. [ - Kill Switch's devious smile appeared over his face, as the camera shifted to Jacob who could only smirk at that idea. Camera pans over to Cross who's holding up a sign. "I'll give that Eulogy". The entire room burst out into laughter again, as the camera changed positions, now stationed in front of the walkway, where we'd be able to see everyone who attended the funeral. The first to walk out of the funeral home, was Lucha Larry and The Masked Wonder. Following them, was Joey Whipwreck. Strolling at a slow pace, with the straw of a Big Gulp at his lips, was JT Kash. Kill Switch strolled out soon after, as Jacob had his phone pressed against his ear. Seifer was seen making his way down the hall too, as Cross was seen left behind. Cross had already dropped his pants and was facing NED's casket when Jacob's voice was heard. - ] :// Jacob: SEIF! Look at Cross! [ - Seifer lifted his chin when he heard Jacob's voice and turned to face Cross, and laughed as he turned around and walked towards Cross. - ] :// Seifer: The hell are you doing?! [ - Seifer reached Cross, as Cross had heard Jacob's voice. Cross pulled his pants up and turned around before Seifer could reach him and Cross sighed. - ] :// Cross: I told you I had to take a piss! [ - Cross ran past Seifer, making his way out of the room, while Seifer turned around and took a deep breath before making his way down the hall too. Though before he could reach the door, Heyman stopped him and looked on. Jacob stepped back into the camera's view and stood along side Seifer, as Heyman nodded his head slowly. - ] :// Paul Heyman: Ya know, for years I heard about a "Nic E. Dangerously." It's funny that he even said he had my permission to take on my old moniker. Did I give him permission? No I didn't. See I came here, because I was going to serve Nic a lawsuit, but I see that you guys already beat me to the punch and put him out of business. I commend you for that. I can't believe.. That he didn't just steal my name, but he stole my old stable name too. What was this guys problem? :// Seifer: Egomaniac. One word to describe Nic. :// Paul Heyman: Well, he's finished, I don't think I'll be needed this anymore. [ - Heyman launches the clipboard with a lot of papers held under the metal clip over his shoulder and turned away from Seifer and Jacob and walked out of the church. Seifer and Jacob looked on as they both shrugged their shoulders and too stepped past the camera's sight, disappearing past the camera's view. The scene then faded out to completely nothing, leaving everyone with the fact that the Dangerous Alliance's careers were dead. - ] |
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The shot returns to ringside where Isabella’s music is still blaring off the speakers as she enters the ring with her Championess over her waist. Morgan is already in the ring stretching out on the ropes looking very focused.
Joey: It is time for the big Championess title match!!!!
Trunks: Im not so fond of Isabella Taylor but lets face it�?there is no way in hell Morgan is going to come out the winner tonight. She’s outmatched.
Joey: Well Morgan’s beaten everyone in the division just like Izzy Taylor has... So you really don’t know that. Do I believe Morgan is the underdog? Yes. But she sure as hell has a shot. Last Sunday proved it!
The lights in the arena come back on. Izzy gives the title to the ref as he raises it for all the fans to see. The crowd goes wild anticipating the mathc already. The bell sounds�?*DING DING*�?Isabella Taylor is standing still as Morgan quickly begins to pace up and down the ring making her way towards Izzy�?trying to fake her out�?but Izzy stays patient and still�? Morgan charges *Arm Drag* by Izzy!! Izzy stands and says in her wrestling position patient as Morgan holds her hip for a second and stands right up…Morgan is still moving rather quickly�?Morgan charges for a lock-up�?but Izzy quickly ducks and connects with a drop-toe-hold. Morgan lands chest first on the second rope. Izzy just steps back waiting for Morgan to come back to her feet�?
Joey: So far Izzy is making this look rather easy�?like any other match. If she can beat Morgan psychologically making her lose her confidence then its all Izzy’s ball game. Izzy’s been on this level since she won the title. This is Morgan’s first shot at the title. Izzy knows the pressures�?she will capitalize on them.
Morgan slowly stands and again quickly paces from side to side�?runs to Izzy�?Arm-drag!!! Morgan rolls to her feet quickly this time�?Morgan anticipates another arm drag from Izzy so she jumps for a flying clothesline this time�?Izzy ducks and rolls from under Morgan�?Morgan hits nothing but mat. She uses the ropes to come to her feet again�?Front-frip leg drop from Izzy!!! Izzy lands on her feet!!! Morgan flies out of the ring!!! Morgan rolls across on the outside and lays there on all fours trying to gain her psychological composure. She pounds on the mat a few times and comes to her feet…turns�?nbsp; IZZY FLIES OFF THE TOP ROPE!!!! SUICIDE 450 SPLASH OFF THE SPRINGBOARD!!
Joey: OH MY!!!!!
Trunks: Now Izzy starts to increase the pace of the match. She will give Morgan no breathing space whatsoever.
Izzy quickly rolls Morgan inside the ring and climbs the top turnbuckle�?the set up is perfct�?TAYLOR TURNOVER!!!!!! She hit the Shooting Star Press!!!! Perfectly!!
Joey: My god its already over!!!
Isabella Taylor covers�?1.�?2.�?MORGAN KICKS OUT!!!!!
Trunks: WHAT???
Isabella brings her head up looking at the ref. She stands complaining to him how the hell that could happen. Of course, the ref has no explanation…Isabella Taylor lifts Morgan to her feet and Irish-whips her to the ropes�?clothesline�?*Morgan ducks*�?Morgan bounces off the ropes again�?diving clothesline from Morgan!!! Both vixens lay on the mat for a few seconds.
Joey: The last thing Isabella Taylor wants is for Morgan to gain any type of confidence.
Trunks: Too late�?she already kicked out of Izzy’s finisher�?
Joey: Good point�?
Isabella is still fresh however and comes to her feet a lot faster�?in fact Morgan is still on all fours. Izzy lifts Morgan to her feet. DDT- Morgan counters into a Nothernlights Suplex!!! 1...2.�?Isabella kicks out!! Izzy comes to her feet again�?lifts Morgan for�?Morgan lands on her feet!!! Izzy runs to the ropes�?drop-toe-hold form Morgan�?Izzy front flips using her hands to propel her self then land on her feet. She turns�?Morgan with a running cross body on Izzy!!! She pops up to her feet�?Morgan jumps on the top turnbuckle RVD style!!!! Jumps off with a Frog-spash!!! Izzy lifts her knees!!! Morgan bounces off Izzy’s knees and ends up sitting on the second turnbuckle. Izzy comes to her feet not believing she’s lost her offence when she had her beat.
Joey: I think Izzy’s still in shock that Morgan kicked out of her finisher�?and who’s done that? Short list folks.
Izzy starts to beat down Morgan with some kicks to her back. She keeps preventing Morgan from coming to her feet with the stiff kicks. Morgan finally looks down�?Izzy suddenly tries a standing Taylor turnover!!!! Morgan lifts the knees!!!! Morgan returns a favor with the knees. Looks like that backfired on Izzy even if it came out of nowhere. Izzy stays on a knee trying to catch a breath�?Morgan is up�?Izzy’s forced to get up too�?they lock it up�?Morgan comes from behind Izzy and connects with a release German suplex!
Joey: Morgan has gained some confidence. That’s dangerous for Isabella Taylor!!
Izzy comes to her feet�?Morgan runs for a Tornado DDT!!!! She covers�?1...2.�? Izzy kicks out!!! Morgan lifts Izzy�?inverted backbreaker connect!!! Morgan covers again�?1...2.�?Izzy manages to kick out again!! Morgan poses for the top rope!!! She climbs the top�?jumps off for her own version of the Shooting Star Press�?The Mood swing!!! Izzy rolls out of the way!! Morgan just misses at a big time moment!!! Her and izzy climb to their feet�?Izzy begins to shoot her legs at organ with some heavy shots all over Morgan’s body�? Finishes off with a cartwheel kick on Morgan’s chest!! Morgan flies to the turnbuckle. Izzy charges towards Morgan�?Morgan lifts a foot as it connects directly on Izzy’s chin!!! Izzy staggers back�? Running face buster by Morgan!! Morgan!!! Morgan runs to the ropes and springboards off the second rope turning her whole body 180 degrees in mid air to connect a leg drop!!!
Joey: I think she’s gonna do it!!! She’s gonna do it Trunks!!
Trunks: Morgan has that look on her eyes�?just like she did on Sunday when she beat Sapphire and Alia Starr. She’s focused. Izzy tried to keep her composure out of the match but Morgan hanged on. Now she is inches away from victory!!!! Izzy stands... Morgan shoots for a dropkick�?Taylor catches her feet�? Walls of Jericho!!! Izzy has it locked in!!!
Joey: The Walls of�?
Trunks: SHHHHH Yu cant say it! WWE will sue our asses!!!
Joey: RIOT!!!
Trunks: Walls of Riot? What the hell?
Riot slides inside the ring to clothesline Izzy�?she ducks back all Matrix style!!!! The pull on Morgan’s back increases but Izzy’s forced to let go�?The ref holds Riot back as Izzy looks on telling her to basically bring it on�?roll up from behind!!!! Riot pulls away letting the ref do the pin!!
Joey: NOT LIKE THIS!!!
1.�?.�?Izzy kicks out!!! The ref stands looking at Riot who has gotten out of the ring now. He didn’t keep his eyes on he long enough�?she has the Championess title!!! Izzy is distracted by this�?Superkick to the back of Izzy’s head!!! Morgan has put Izzy out!!! She covers�?1.�?2.�? IZZY KICKS OUT!!! Morgan comes to her feet arguing with the ref�?As she does Riot slowly climbs the ring apron�?behind the ref’s back�?she enters the ring�?Izzy’s getting up�?Riot aims for Izzy�?Izzy ducks�?*BAM*�?over the back of the ref’s head!!! The ref is down!! Riot didn’t hit him too hard since she tried to stop her self�?but the ref is still down�?Morgan stands looking at Riot. Morgan pushes Riot demanding that she gets out of the ring�?Riot aims for Morgan’s head�?Morgan catches the title and rips it out of Riots hands!!! She aims for Riot�?*BAM* hits Izzy!!!! Riot sees this and rolls out of the ring!!
Joey: Riot is gonna ruin Izzy’s Champoness reign!!! Izzy’s down and out�?
Morgan covers Izzy�?
Joey: OMG!!!!!
1.…�?.…�?!!!!!! MORGAN DID IT!!!
Joey: I cant believe it!!!! SHE DID IT!!!
Morgan cant believe it!!! She grabs the nearby title and clutches it on to her chest. Tears almost starting to form�?
“Here is your winner and NEW CHAMPIO----�?
“Whoa Whoa Whoa”�?a voice is heard over the speakers before Morgan’s music and celebration can continue�?Veronica Beck strolls from the curtains�?
Beck: I don’t think so. Ref�?look at this footage�?roll it�?you guys in the back�?
A shot of Morgan clocking Izzy over the head after missing Riot is shown. The ref takes the title from Morgan’s hands. The shot is replayed a few times�?the ref calls the ring announcer�?Morgan knows whats up once the ref takes the title from her hands�?
“Your winner due to disqualification�?and STILL Championess Isabella Taylor!!!�?
Beck, nods and goes on backstage leaving Riot with another frown on her face for tonight.
Joey: Morgan�?what a show�?just 7 days after the Queen of the Castle match she pins Isabella Taylor�?even if it wasn’t official and ended up losing. For a few seconds she lived the life of a Championess. But it was taken away from her�?
Trunks: Oh well�?always next time.
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We comes back from a commercial break, as we see a man in a hockey jersey walking through the halls with a bowl of macaroni in his hand. Trunks: Hey, it's The Goon. Haven't seen him a long time. What's he doing here? Joey: No idea, but he certainly seems to be enjoying his bowl of macaroni there. He is to, until The Masked Wonder bumps into him, causing the bowl to fly from Goon's hands and shatter on the floor. The macaroni sits there in a big orange and yellow mass. Trunks: Uh oh. MW: Oh...uh...sorry? Goon: AHHH! The Goon picks The Masked Wonder up into an airplane spin, and spins around before dropping him down to the ground. He then picks up The Masked Wonder, sets him up and nails the "Three Game Suspension" on the ground.
Goon: You just got...SUSPENDED! The Goon leaves the Masked Wonder in a heap as we cut back to ringside.
Joey: Don't mess with a man and his macaroni. |
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(“Edgecrusher�?is rocking the house as we arrive at ringside, and Cross and Jacob Mitchell are standing in the ring all like “what the hell, man?�?
Joey: What is going to come of this? Mike Carnage, the third member of this team, has been thrown out of the building! Who is going to be their third partner?!
Trunks: They don’t get one.
Joey: That’s not fair!
Trunks: What goes around comes around.
Joey: �?What?
Trunks: Look at those two guys standing in the ring, moron.
Joey: �?Oh�?right.
(“Edgecrusher�?is abruptly cut off by “Head Like a Hole�?by Nine Inch Nails, and is greeted by a chorus of oceanic boos.)
Joey: Oh god.
Trunks: Hey! Show some respect!
(Trunks stands up and starts applauding.)
Joey: Screw off.
(Cross and Mitchell hold smug looks on their faces as they eyeball Jeremy McMillion, who steps through the curtain with a microphone in his hand. Jerm has a pretty big grin on his face as he signals for the music to cut. He’s got one hand in his pocket in a real arrogant type of stance, staring down the ramp at Cross and Mitchell.)
McMillion: It’s funny how things work out�?really, it is. I mean, just a week ago, YOU two screwed ME out of my position, my RIGHTFUL position in W2K! And now�?well�?now�?I have an opportunity�?to screw�?you.
(Another smug, shit-eating grin before he continues.)
McMillion: Because, you see, everyone knows Mike Carnage has been thrown out of the building�?and Seifer, the only other thing in the world STUPID enough to team with the likes of you�?is banned from the building. So, with those things being facts�?I’ve really got no other choice. The Main Event of the very first�?RAGE�?
(He rolls his eyes as he says it.)
McMillion: �?is going to be a HANDICAPPED MATCH!
(He pauses, and�?
McMillion: Gentlemen.
(�?Matty Legend, Jason Striker, and PowerTrip all part the curtain and step out onto the stage on either side of McMillion.)
McMillion: Do your jobs�?and for your sakes�?
(He looks to his left, where Matty and Striker are standing.)
McMillion: Don’t�?
(He looks to his right, to PowerTrip.)
McMillion: �?screw it�?
(Back to Matty and Striker.)
McMillion: �?up.
(And with that�?the three men advance down the ramp, toward the ring. They all three look pretty bloodthirsty, as Matty and Striker both roll under the bottom rope and Trip steps up onto the apron and through the ropes. It’s three against two as all three members of the Jerm’s team stand upright, eyeballing the opposition. They start to circle up now, Cross and Mitchell really trying to get a feel for the ring here, with their disadvantage and all. They have completely switched position now, Cross and Mitchell with their backs to the entryway and Trip, Matty, and Striker facing toward it.)
McMillion: Well?!? What are you waiting for?!? GET THEM!
(AND HERE WE G-�?
JT Kash: Hey!
(�?okay, maybe not. All three of the advancing men stop immediately and look up at the tron, where Cross and Mitchell turn around, as well. JT Kash is up on the screen, and the fans erupt HUGE.)
JT Kash: Yeah, that’s right, up here.
(The Jerm is IRATE. He’s looking up at the screen above him from his spot on the stage, screaming unintelligible profanities and stomping around like a little brat.)
JT Kash: Oh, calm down, Jerm, before you piss yourself. Now, you said Cross and Mitchell were lacking a third partner, right?
(Jerm can be heard vaguely yelling “YEAH!�?without a microphone.)
JT Kash: Well, Jerm, I hate to ruin your shit, but that just isn’t true. You see�?I’ve been thinking about it since Carnage was thrown out of the building and�?well�?there is�?one guy.
(JT just lets out hint of laughter and smiles tauntingly.)
JT Kash: Enjoy the show.
(JT Kash suddenly disappears from the screen�?and the arena is cast into the depths of darkness as the lights immediately go out.)
Trunks: What the hell?
Joey: What’s going on?
(A rough guitar chord suddenly vibrates throughout the arena, as “My Own Summer�?by The Deftones begins. It goes on for several seconds�?and the vocals kick in.
“Hey you, big star, tell me when it's over�?
The guitar continues for several more moments.)
Joey: Come on!
(And more vocals.
“Hey you, big mood, guide me to shelter
`Cause I’m through when the two hits the six and it's summer
Cloud
COOOMMMME!!!!!!�?
And the tron flashes�?
�?OMEN.)
Joey: WHAT?!?
Trunks: NO WAY!!!
(The word “OMEN�?remains on the screen, and we cut back to the ring, where all kinds of strobe lights and stuff are flashing.)
Trunks: IS THAT HIM?!?
(There’s a man on the apron behind Matty, Striker, and Trip�?and he springboards off the top rope�?with dual dropkicks to the backs of Matty Legend and Jason Striker! They stumble forward and Cross and Jacob Mitchell elevate them up OVER THE TOP ROPE, TO THE FLOOR!!! The music cuts, the lights come back on, and�?
Joey: IT IS!
(Omen stands up in the middle of the ring! The fans are going nuts, and PowerTrip turns around, right into a spinning wheel kick from Omen! Cross and Mitchell jump down out of the ring after Matty and Striker as the music cuts.
*DING DING!*)
Joey: Omen is Cross and Jacob Mitchell’s third partner!
Trunks: I can’t believe it!
(Omen gets the pick-up on PowerTrip and sends him into the ropes. Trip comes back right into a standing dropkick right to the face! Omen on for an early pin attempt that gets two before Trip powers out. Omen is up and he’s on fire, meeting Trip as he gets up to his feet and peppering him with right hands that reel him back to the turnbuckles. Cross and Mitchell climb up onto the apron in their corner now, as Matty and Striker manage to do the same in their own. Omen whips Trip from neutral corner to neutral corner before charging across, leaping, and smashing Trip’s face with a forearm shot! Trip stumbles out of the corner, Omen charges the ropes behind Trip, jumps onto the middle rope, springboards back�?FLYING ENZEGURI TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD! Trip is down! Omen rolls him over, gets one, gets two, gets th-�?Striker is in and stomps Omen in the back of the head! Striker quickly goes back to his corner and Cross starts to get in the ring, but the referee quickly charges to him and holds him back. Omen is up, the referee’s back is turned, and, what happens?)
Trunks: Ah hell.
(LOW BLOW! Trip with the low blow to Omen that immediately turns his opening flame of offense into nothing but a smoking heap. Trip is up to his feet now, and Cross is screaming at the referee to turn his ass around. He finally does�?and sees nothing of the low blow. Trip has Omen�?and shoves him back to his team’s corner. Trip follows up and gets a hard right hand to Omen’s face before tagging out to Matty Legend. Trip gets a cheap shot to Omen’s gut before stepping out, and this brings Jacob Mitchell into the ring, charging across�?only to be headed off at the pass by the referee! The referee forces Mitchell back to his corner, and while he’s busy, Trip pulls back on the head of Omen, Striker gets some body shots to the ribs, and Matty puts the boots to him. Cross and Mitchell are livid here! This continues until Mitchell finally gets out of the ring and the referee turns back around, at which point Trip and Striker immediately cease and desist. The referee is suspicious and points the finger at them, but there’s nothing he can do without seeing it.)
Joey: Oh come on!
Trunks: Should I just call you the President of the Nameless Stable Fan Club?
Joey: No! You know I don’t like Cross, but this is ridiculous!
(Matty throws a right hand�?and its blocked! Omen gets a right of his own, before yanking his arm back violently and catching Trip in the face with his elbow, then Striker eats one of his own from Omen’s left. Matty, who had stumbled back after that right hand, charges in now, looking for a spear, but Omen flips over him, ala RVD, out into the center of the ring, causing Matty’s shoulder to collide with the steel ring post�?AND OMEN MAKES THE TAG TO CROSS! The crowd isn’t sure if they should cheer or not, but Cross knows exactly what to do. Cross steps into the ring as Matty pushes himself away from the post, clutching his right shoulder. He turns around, sees Cross, and immediately turns back around without a second thought, tagging out to Jason Striker and sliding to the floor. Striker doesn’t really know what to think�?but he knows he has to get into the ring with the big man. Striker slowly steps into the ring between the ropes, not taking his eyes off of Cross for a moment. Cross holds his arms apart, inviting Striker in�?who takes little time, looking to surprise Cross as he charges in and leaps�?right into the big man’s arms! Cross catches Striker in a bear hug�?and charges him across into the top turnbuckle! He holds onto his grip, turns back to the center of the ring, SPINEBUSTER! “Ohhhh!!!�?
Joey: Well Jesus.
Trunks: That hurt *me*!
(Cross climbs on for the cover and gets one before Matty is in to drop the leg on the back of his head. After breaking up the pin and pissing Cross off, Matty promptly rolls back to the outside and walks toward his team’s corner. Cross gets the pick-up on Striker and sends him into the ropes. Striker comes back on the rebound�?Cross with a gut kick and THE EQUALIZ-�?NO! Striker pushes him away from him, Cross hits the ropes, bounces back�?and Striker charges him with a running STO! “OHHH!!!�?Striker with the pin attempt and gets a two-count before Cross kicks out convincingly. Striker gets the pick-up on Cross, forcing him back to his team’s corner and tagging out to PowerTrip. Trip is in and Striker is out, where Trip sizes Cross up and gets an elbow to the face of Cross. Another. Another. Trip steps back, away from Cross, much like Kevin Nash, and another elbo-�?NO! CROSS CHARGES OUT AND DECAPITATES TRIP WITH A CLOTHESLINE!)
Trunks: CHRIST!
(Cross gets the pick-up on Trip and sends him into the ropes, lifting him HIGH into the air on the rebound! Gorilla press, and Cross is holding Trip wayyy up there�?before dropping him down onto his shoulder, and then slamming him down with the powerslam!)
Joey: I’ve never seen Trip handled like THAT!
(Cross with the pin attempt and Striker is in for the save, dropping the elbow�?right onto PowerTrip! Cross moved! Striker is up with a “GODDAMN IT�?look on his face, and Cross clotheslines him over the top rope, to the floor! Cross with the pick-up on Trip and he tags out to Mitchell, who has been waiting an eternity to get into this! He’s the freshest man! Mitchell is in, and he and Cross double team Trip in the corner, putting the boots to him for a four-count until the referee forces Cross out of the ring. Mitchell gets the pick-up on Trip and turns him around�?hooks him up�?back suplex! Mitchell up�?jumping knee drop! He’s on for the cover and gets two before Trip kicks out. Mitchell with the pick-up and whips Trip into the ro-�?no, Trip reverses and sends Mitchell in. Mitchell ducks the clothesline attempt on the rebound, hits the ropes again and�?JUMPING TORNADO DDT-�?NO! Trip spins Mitchell around in midair�?BACKBREAKER! POWERTRIP WITH THE PIN ATTEMPT! ONE�?TWO�?THRE- NO!!! KICKOUT!)
Trunks: HE KICKED OUT?!?
Joey: OF THAT?!?
Trunks: BUT HOW?!?
(It doesn’t matter how, because he did it. Trip isn’t happy and he rips Mitchell up from the canvas because of it. Trip reels back for a HUGE right hand�?and it’s ducked! Trip spins around so that his back is to Mitchell momentarily, Mitchell turns to the referee and points down at his foot “your shoe’s untied”�?the referee looks�?Trip turns around�?THUMB TO THE EYE!)
Trunks: Whoa, that was pretty good.
Joey: Blatant disregard for the rules!
Trunks: Should we just call you JoeyR?
Joey: STONE COLD! STONE COLD! STONE COLD! TRIPLE ANGLE! KURT H! NOT PETE ROSE!!!
(Trip stumbles back, holding his eye, and Mitchell gets a bulldog takedown into a cover that gets two before Matty is in to make the save. Cross is about pissed off at this point, and he charges in without the referee seeing and takes Matty Legend down. He mounts the small Englishman and starts laying into him. The referee is grabbing at Cross, but obviously can’t hold him back. Striker is in to stop it, but Omen flies across the ring�?SPEAR! Omen starts bashing Striker with right hands, as well. Mitchell gets the pick-up on Trip in the background�?AND HURLS HIM OUT OVER THE TOP ROPE! Omen with the pick-up on Striker�?THE CAUSE OF DEATH! Striker is laid out! Cross with the pick-up on Matty�?and he HURLS him up into the air�?AND MITCHELL HITS THE PRODIGAL DROP WHEN MATTY IS ON THE WAY BACK DOWN! “HOLY SH*T! HOLY SH*T! HOLY SH*T!�?Cross looks all around himself�?and then heads out to the apron�?and starts scaling the turnbuckles! He’s to the top, he poses momentarily and�?THE DEATH TRIP! MATTY LEGEND IS SQUIIIIIIIISHED!!! Cross stays on for the cover and gets the one�?gets the two�?Omen flips over the top rope, laying out PowerTrip all over again for one last “OHHH!!!”�?before the three-count is made!!!
*DING DING!*)
“Ladies and gentlemen, here are your winners, Jacob Mitchell, Omen, and Crrrrross!!!�?
(“Edgecrusher�?rocks the house, once more as Cross and Mitchell raise their hands in the air, and Omen slides back into the ring to join them.)
Trunks: OMEN IS IN W2K?!?
Joey: OMEN IS IN W2K! AND HE LOOKS GREAT!
Trunks: THIS IS BLASPHEMY!
Joey: It may be, but it’s also the end! GOOD NIGHT EVERYBODY!
(And out last shot is of the three men standing in the ring with their hands in the air�?before we fade to black.) |
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