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From: MSN NicknameÐuαłιтy  (Original Message)Sent: 4/30/2008 11:45 PM

#128
Card Subject to Change

Wiggity Wham wham wazoole! Last week we saw some pretty crazy stuff. First we saw the Sons of Disaster take apart a tag team in the Rich brothers. We saw Summer Stratus get a win over Kit Black only to have her celebration ruined by the Television Champ; Rot. Rain seems pretty satisfied by that. In response, Tim Torn returned and said he was not going to let Rot and the Jerm do what they want, and he's stepping up! Rot beat Con in a gruesome yet close match. Dante beat up on Latino Diablo... boo! Then later on that night Haywire and Ryan would go on to defeat Phantom and Exodus partly due to Sean Hunter's appearance! After Haywire got dropped by Exodus, Ryan was going to make the save until Dante stopped him! But what for? Now Dante and Ryan are scheduled to face off! WHAT WILL HAPPEN THIS WEEK IN WHAT THE CRITICS EXPECT TO BE ANOTHER CRRAAAAAZZZY RAGE! WOOOOO! 

 

 

Match 1
Triple Threat
Kit Black
vs
Rorie Steele
vs
Scarlett Manson

Match 2
High Risk Rules
Dave Tanner w/ Palsied
vs
Loose Cannon

Match 3
Singles
Con Escobar
vs
Robert Michaels

Match 4
Intergender Tag Team 
Tim Torn & Summer Stratus
vs
Rot & Rain Storms

Match 5
Singles
Haywire
vs
Exodus

Main Event
Singles
Ryan Cain
vs
Dante Cross



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From: MSN NicknameÐuαłιтySent: 5/1/2008 12:08 AM

RAGE #128
.. It Hits The Fan.

The show opens with Jeremy McMillion walking to his office carrying a briefcase. He’s walking down the hall when he stops sniffing the air.

Jerm: “What’s that smell? Is there a James McKnight match going on?�?/FONT>

He gets to the door, unlocks it and opens the door .. only to be met by a waist deep avalanche of manure pouring out of his office, into the hallway. The rush of shit is so strong it knocks Jerm forward, face first right into the shit. He sits up, his face going a brilliant red and he sees a note taped to the inside of his office door.

You seemed a quart low, this is on us.
The Freaks

Jerm: “AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!�?/FONT>

We cut to the arena and the screaming W2K fans. We go ringside right away.

Kewl: “Welcome to Monday Night Rage! The true Indy alternative in pro wrestling today! We have a stacked card here tonight including the every one of our Champions!�?/FONT>

Trunks: “But not one Title on the line retard.�?/FONT>

Kewl: “Pffft, we’re not going to give that away for free. Fade To Black is two weeks away and we already have one blockbuster match announced; Cross versus Nic E. Dangerously in the FTW Cage!�?/FONT>

Trunks: “Cross is the MAN, even I will admit that but he better not get to overconfident. NED’s back is to the wall and we all know how *Dangerous* he can be.

Kewl: “Very true, we also have the in ring return of Tim Torn to W2K!�?/FONT>

Trunks: “Ya, he’s made some waves in pro wrestling but I’ll wait and see if he’s still got the stuff.�?/FONT>

Kewl: “The stuff?�?/FONT>

Trunks: “Ask your Mom, she had to wash it out of her hair this morning.�?/FONT>

Kewl: �?.. I hate you.�?/FONT>


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From: MSN NicknameÐuαłιтySent: 5/1/2008 12:09 AM

.. Tony's Biggest Fan.

We are backstage and we see Tony Rich surrounded by young beautiful screaming women.

Tony: “Whoa, whoa, there’s plenty of me to go around ladies.�?/FONT>

Fan #2: “We love you!!�?/FONT>

Tony: “Ya, I love me too. Where did all you ladies come from by the way?�?/FONT>

Fan #5: “We’re part of the Rich Brothers fan club!�?/FONT>

Tony: “Sweeeeeeet.�?/FONT>

Fan #11: “You have to meet the president of our fan club, she’s your biggest fan!�?/FONT>

Tony: “Ah, it’s so good to be me.�?/FONT>

Just then the lovely ladies part and there’s this god damn 500 pound behemoth standing there grinning like she’s at an all you can eat buffet.

Tony’s biggest fan: “I LOVE YOU! GIVE MOMMA SOME SUGAR!�?/FONT>

Tony: “THAR SHE BLOWS!�?/FONT>

The large and in charge lady starts waddling towards Tony as fast as she can.

Tony’s biggest fan: “Momma wants her baby!�?/FONT>

Tony starts running like hell.

Tony: “Save me girls! Harpoon that whale for your Man-God!�?/FONT>

All the women along with Tony’s biggest fan start chasing after him as he runs like hell away from his biggest fan.


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From: MSN NicknameÐuαłιтySent: 5/1/2008 12:10 AM

RAGE #128
.. Chicks Rule

Kewl: “We are ready for the first match up the night!�?/FONT>

Trunks: “That’s why the Jerm is a smart man, he starts the show with a all woman three way .. brilliant!�?/FONT>

Kewl is listening to his earpiece for  the back.

Kewl: “Apparently, the huge talent Scarlett Manson will not be here tonight. I guess .. there was aproblem with her flight?�?/FONT>

Trunks: “WHAT! She’s hot and can wrestle .. damn it!�?/FONT>

Kewl: �?. and .. Kit Black hasn’t been seen in the building either.�?/FONT>

Trunks: “Tell me Rorie was here, tell me ..�?/FONT>

Kewl: �?. well, actually ..�?/FONT>

Trunks: “That’s it! I’m out of here ..�?/FONT>

Trunks gets up and goes for a beer.

Just then, then, Summer Stratus walks out. As she stands in the gorilla position, Summer can hear the crowd as they wait for something to happen when her theme blares throughout the arena. As "Hot in Here" by Nelly plays, Summer steps out from behind the curtain and stand on top of the entrance ramp with her hands on her hips.

Announcer: "Making her way to the ring from Toronto, Ontario, Canada please welcome....Summer Stratus!"

Summer walks down the ramp with a smile on her face as she hears the cheers from the crowd. As Summer reached the bottom of the ramp, she slides in the ring under the bottom rope. As Summer get to her feet, she walks over to the ropes and points out into the crowd as cameras flash. Summer does this on the opposite side of the ring as well before her music cuts and she pulls out a microphone.

Summer: “Well, look at this. More women in W2K, more losers that don’t show up and that’s because they all know I’m going to win that Title! Rain .. I’m coming for that Title again because you got LUCKY at WrestlePalooza and you know it! So I don’t care what I have to do and who I have to smack, I’m getting that Title shot at Fade To Black and ..�?/FONT>

Summer is interrupted by The Jerm walking out on the entrance way.

Jerm: “That’s wonderful Summer, put it on a greeting card. Everyone wants to know about Fade To Black and who Rain Storms will be facing for the Title. Rather then answer that question, I thought I would let the ladies of W2K figure that out by having a #1 contenders battle royal next week for the Title shot at Palooza. This will be open to any woman in W2K and Summer .. you’re the first one in the ring. You’re welcome.�?/FONT>

The Jerm walks to the back leaving Summer in the ring.

Kewl: “A #1 contenders open all woman battle royal!�?/FONT>

Trunks: “Say that 3 times fast.�?/FONT>


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From: MSN NicknameÐuαłιтySent: 5/1/2008 12:10 AM

Rage #128
.. You Can't Run From Momma

We come back and see SoD walk into their dressing room.

Con: “What da fuck?�?/FONT>

Sitting on their couch is Tony Rich with a weak smile on his face.

Tony: “Uhhh, hey guys!�?/FONT>

Con crosses his arms not looking impressed.

Con: “Countdown to beat down in 5 .. 4 .. 3 ..�?/FONT>

Tony: �?STRONG>WAIT! Just let me hang out here with you guys for a while and you can have half my groupies!�?/FONT>

Dave: “We have our own groupies ..�?/FONT>

Palsied: �?. and they’re better looking then yours.�?/FONT>

Tony: “Pffft, you wish.�?/FONT>

We cut to outside of SoD’s locker room and we see Tony thrown into the hallway roughly. He sits up and we see the gaggle of women led by his biggest fan just 30 feet away.

Tony’s biggest fan: “You can’t hide from Momma!�?/FONT>

Tony: “No but I bet I could hide BEHIND Momma.�?/FONT>

The all rush at him and he scrambles to his feet and is gone!


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From: MSN NicknameÐuαłιтySent: 5/1/2008 12:12 AM

RAGE #128
High Risk Rules/ Singles
Dave Tanner vs. Loose Cannon

The match started off pretty hardcore as Dave slammed LC's face across a set-up chair right as the bell rung. Dave Tanner had a lot of momentum going into this match, showing how true his colors are to the High Risk Division. He would slam LC right through a table covered in tacks. LC bounced back at one point in the match by diving off the ropes and onto Dave and Palsied. From then on there after a swift X Marks the Spot from Palsied, Dave would launch himself and LC off the turnbuckle, which lead to Dave hitting the Super Natural onto CARL. Dave got the pin 1-2-3.

Binkle: "Here is your winner... DAVE TANNER!"

Just as "You know my name" by Cornell hits over the public address system, Scott Addams rolled into the ring, picked up CARL, slammed it across Dave's back, and then as Dave was about to fall... Scott Addams hits his patented End of Days spinning unprettier! Palsied thought about getting into the ring, but decided on pulling Dave out would be a better option. The SoD would be left licking their wounds as "Reject Yourself" by Killswitch Engage ripped up the speakers. Scott stood alone in the ring, looking as Palsied mouthed some explitives towards Scooty.


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From: MSN NicknameÐuαłιтySent: 5/1/2008 12:12 AM

RAGE #128
Singles
Con Escobar vs. Robert Michaels

Let's just say that Con Escobar came, he saw, and he completly OWNED!!! Robert Michaels. Yes, that means he hit the patented spear on him. After about a minute went off the clock, Con pinned Michaels, and picked up the win. But Con wasn't done there, oh hell naw! He grabbed the microphone from Binkle, and was about ready to kick some more ass!

Con: "Y'know, I've had about up to here with Rot ducking me lately. Yeah, he beat me. And yeah, he doesn't need to worry about me anymore. But that son of a bitch STILL hasn't seen my full revenge. I know for a fact that he'll pull his strings with the Jerm so that he ducks out of a match with me, and Hamid won't be able to do jackshit, so you know what. I'm going to go talk to the big man up in MSN headquarters. Maybe I can talk some sense into him, because with Rot's Silver-tongue clouding McMillion's mind, I have no chance at killing off what is Rot. So next week, ladies and gents, Con Escobar won't be here. But don't fear, nah. Because I'll be pulling something soon enough, and that's the TV Title off of Rot's cold lifeless hands."

The fans go nuts with that announcement as "Da Graveyard" by Big L bumps over the speakers.


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From: MSN NicknameÐuαłιтySent: 5/1/2008 12:16 AM

RAGE #128
I've got shingles :(

We’re backstage with Eddie Macklin and Summer Stratus.

Eddie: "I’m here with Summer Stratus, who will be alongside Tim Torn when they take on Rot and Rain Storms. Summer, let’s see what got you two into this match."

The two look at the monitor behind them, and review the footage from Rage 127.

------

Summer: "I want my match to be for the title. I deserve it, I even helped Rain win the strap. She owes it to me after all."

The Jerm looks like he's contemplating it, or perhaps faking it. Who knows? This is until Rot stands up, and starts circling Summer.

Rot: "I wouldn't commit to that Mr. McMillion. After all... this is the wench that tried so very hard to get in with Dante's crew. And Dante's th enemy, so that would make douchebag here the enemy as well."

Rot looks her up and down, as if he's checking her out. Summer gives him a dirty look, and looks like she's about to slap that mutha fucka!

Rot: "Don't flatter yourself, Summer. I have a wife, and I know for a fact that she didn't try to give Dante Cross head behind a dumpster."

The Jerm stands up now, looking at Summer with an arrogant little smile on his face.

The Jerm: "That's right, Rot. Summer, you don't deserve the title. You're Canadian, and what makes it worse is you tried to be Dante's little groupie. You aren't getting a title shot tonight. In fact, you aren't getting a title shot EVER! If you want to be with Dante so bad, why don't you bury yourself next to him after I'm done with him. Then you, him, and Nikki will all be one happy dysfunctional Canadian family."

Rot shoots his eyes back at the Jerm, and gives him this look like "Did you really just say that?"

The Jerm: "NOW GET OUT OF MY OFFICE, TRAMP!"

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Eddie sighs a little bit as Summer has her head down, not too pleased by the footage.

Eddie: "Summer, we all know that you and Rain aren’t strangers to each other in the ring, so I’m going to go out on a limb and say that Rain isn’t your top priority in this match."

Summer: "Right, Eddie. I’ve taken Rain on, so I know her tricks and style, so she isn’t my main concern. I do want to claw Rot’s face off though. What he said was uncalled for and cost me a possible title shot at Rain’s championship. So, when I get the chance, I’m going to give Rot a piece of my mind."

Eddie: "You and Tim Torn haven’t had any chemistry with each other in or outside the ring. Do you trust Tim Torn, and do you believe he’ll be a reliable partner?"

Summer: "I appreciate Tim trying to stick up for me, but I can fight my own battles. But Tim has made it clear what his motives are and the reason behind them, so�?/FONT>

Tim Torn suddenly walks by the camera, not even acknowledging Summer or Eddie.

Eddie: "Hey, Tim!"

Tim doesn’t stop, so Eddie runs after him. Summer rolls her eyes, and follows.

Eddie: "Tim, is there any chance I could get an interview?"

Tim: "No."

Eddie: "But don’t you want to make a statement about your match, or talk to your fans about your return?"

Tim: "No, but there is someone I want to talk to."

Tim stops and grabs a hold of Eddie’s mic, and looks into the camera.

Tim: "Rot, I know you like watching yourself on TV�?

Tim points to the monitor that showed the footage from the last show.

Tim: "So look at this!"

Tim then looks at Summer.

Tim: "I only stood up for you because I don’t like how Rot thinks he can just walk over people. It could have been anyone, but it just so happened to be you. If I could have things my way, it’d be me and Rot, one on one. But I can settle with how things are. I’m beating Rot’s ass, no doubt about it, so just don’t get in my way."

Tim shoves the mic back to Eddie and heads off.


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From: MSN NicknameÐuαłιтySent: 5/1/2008 12:17 AM

RAGE #128
Intergender Tag Team Match
Rot & Rain Storms vs. Tim Torn & Summer Stratus

This match was well even between Rot and Tim Torn. As these two started the match off, they immediately went for the kill. Tim didn't want to play methodical, and Rot wanted to dispose of a potential TV Title contender as soon as possible. After hitting a couple of well placed suplexes, Tim hits a huge Hero Dropkick that sends Rot into his corner. Rot instinctly tags in Rain, and Tim tags in Summer. These two make the match bloody, scratching, clawing, even biting at each other. Some sadomasochists in the buildin' are poppin' bones at this, weirdos. Rain hits a flying lariat from the top rope, but Summer bounces back with a friggin C4 off of the top rope (Site Paul Burchill). Summer has the pin! 1...2...3! NO ROT HIT THE REF WITH A VISCIOUS BOOT TO THE SIDE OF THE HEAD! Tim steps into the ring, and goes to hit the Burning Lariat, but Rot ducks out of the way. Tim turns around to get snapped in the gut with a boot, put on Rot's shoulders, and hit with the Mock! Tim crumbles to the mat, and Summer stands up now. Rot turns around right in time to duck out of the ring, and pull Rain out with him as a new ref charges down to the ring.

Kewl: "What's the ref saying to Binkle?"

Binkle: "Here is your winner... by disqualification... TIM TORN AND SUMMER STRATUS!"

Before any music can hit, Rot snatches the microphone from Binkle's hands.

Rot: "YEAH! You've had your fun, douchebags! But next week, I want Tim Torn one-on-one. Give me five minutes alone with that prag, and he'll know for sure not to step up to me, and call me a stooge."

"Hot In Hurr" by Nelly blasts over the speakers as Rot helps Rain up the ramp, and backstage. Summer helps Tim up in the ring, and looks on at Rot.


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From: MSN NicknameÐuαłιтySent: 5/1/2008 12:20 AM

RAGE #128
Shingles
Haywire vs Exodus

Haywire almost had this match won until Dante came outta no where, and ruined it for everybody. Jerk, but he's a jerk we love. Well love to hate. Well maybe just hate. Okay, have it your way. Haywire looks pretty sore after Dante cost him the match, and cost him to spill his Dr Pepper everywhere. REVENGA! 


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From: MSN NicknameÐuαłιтySent: 5/1/2008 12:20 AM

RAGE #128
Sean is an antidisestablismentarian?

Outside of the W2K Arena is a one man picket line. That man being Sean Hunter, holding up two signs. One saying 'W2K asked me to touch them *here*', and the other being "Fuck Phantom" which shows resemblance to that of the "Fuck Rob Black" sign Messiah was seen with at a show. Sean yells out slogans to passer-by's who are close to calling the authorities.

Sean: "DON'T GO TO A W2K SHOW, THEY REALLY SUCK WITH PAYROLL!"

Someone puts some loose change near Sean's foot, since he probably thinks Sean is poor. I mean, with a face like that, it's easy to mistake.

Sean: "IF YOU ENJOY W2K MATCHES, YOU'RE ALL A BUNCH OF DIRTY SNATCHES!"

Jeremy McMillion himself walks onto the scene now, and puts his hands on his hips.

Jerm: "What the HELL do you think you're doing, Sean? I thought I said you were suspended."

Sean: "Yeah, you suspended me. But now I'm showing tha world your injustices, you douchecake!"

Now we see Phantom of all people make his way towards errbody.

Phantom: "Your slogans remind me of George W. Bush' speech writers. The only thing you have going for you is you don't look like a fucking Chimpanzee, but your brain says otherwise."

Sean: "Shut up, Spalding. You look like the transvestite from the Rocky Horror Picture show."

Ouch. Phantom looks like he's about to rip Sean in half, and Sean drops one of the signs so he can use the other one as an equalizer. But the pigs pop up onto the scene and Darren Smith fucking books it. Erm... anyway, The Jerm points to Sean, and smiles.

Jerm: "Oh, I'm sorry Sean. You're on company property. Perhaps you'll learn your lesson, because you don't have the RIGHT TO STRIKE! You aren't in a union! Haha! Take him away, Mr. Policeman!"

Right before we fade we see Sean getting the cuffs slapped on him, yeah, like that's not the first time that's happened to him. If you know what I mean. I'm thinking you do. Fade.


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From: MSN NicknameÐuαłιтySent: 5/1/2008 12:23 AM

RAGE #128
Shingles
Ry-Ry Cain vs Dante Criss-Cross

Like, these two suddenly were beating up each other. Then like Haywire came outta no where, kicked Dante's butt for spilling his Dr Pepper (ok and making him lose his match). So Ryan wins, and someone in Cuba throws a party. WOOOOOOO!


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