Joey: "WEEEEEEEEELCOME TO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANARCHY! Trunks, do you feel it?"

Trunks: "I felt it earlier this morning when I woke up next to your mom, and she asked me why I brought a banana to bed."

Joey: "Oh, god-"

Trunks: "But I have a feeling you're talking about this big night. Two chances for Lesmond to win the W2K Title- a single smatch versus Cross, and then the 30 man, over the top rope Anarchy battle royale where the entire W2K roster gets a shot to walk out THEE man."

Joey: "It seems like everyone but us is in this thing, Trunks. Jeremy McMillion, Seifer, Unsung Hero, the Champion himself, Cross, and even Dante Cross."

Trunks: "Are they brothers?"

Joey: "No one has a brother in Anarchy. Folks, Not to mention Isabella Taylor defending, the TV Title on the line... the grandest prize is on the line and we're less than a few hours to either seeing Cross do the impossible and retaining through two huge matches, or seeing a brand new champion."

Trunks: "Cough, Dangerously, cough."

Joey: "Let's get to some in-ring action!"