"King Nothing" rumbles across the PA, as a woman's voice repeats "Danger... danger... danger..." over and over. Red and white strobes flare across the rampway, and the song kicks in just after the woman says "You have just entered... the dangerzone!", at the chorus, and Nic E Dangerously walks out on stage, with arms extended parallel to the floor, and he spins as he walks down to the ramp. Once he hits the ring, he walks up the steps, holding the top rope with his left hand, as his right arm extends up, with a fist. He turns to the ring and enters.
Joey: A rather warm reception tonight for NED.
Trunks: Through all of the years this place has been active. Nic E Dangerously has been the face of this company.
Joey: That’s true, but this next entrant have a very good feeling he will not receive such a warm welcome.
"Get your Handz Off" blasts, as David Van dam comes out onstage with his arms in the air. The crowd goes into instant kill you quick mode. DVD smirks as he makes his way down the aisle, getting trash thrown at him from all over.
Trunks: These fans despise David Van Dam.
Joey: Well can you blame them? He craps all over the people every time he opens his mouth, and then when his gimmick succeeds he pretends like he didn’t do anything wrong.
Trunks: Well I like the guy.
Joey: He’s a phenomenal athlete. There’s no doubt about that. But the way he just bounced out of W2K the last time. I hope a certain somebody super kicks his head into the front row tonight.
DVD rolls into the ring coming face to face with NED.
Joey: As some of you may or may not know. David and Nic had a very controversial match in an ICWA event. Where DVD actually won the title. Supposedly due to tap out.
Trunks: Sounds Montreal as Hell to me.
Joey: Let’s put it this way. It was so screwy Shane Douglas would’ve shook his head at it.
There’s an intense stare down in the ring as Van Dam’s music cuts off.
“FRAN…FRAN…FRANCHIIIISEEE�?/FONT>
Cue roof blowing off the arena.
�?6 Quite Bitter Beings�?by CKY rips through the speakers. Every person in the building is standing on their feet screaming at the top of their lungs as Ryan FOCKin Cain parts the curtains and steps out onto the stage. NED and DVD both step away putting their focus on the arrival of the Franchise.
Joey: CAN YOU BELIEVE THE OVATION FROM THE W2K FAITHFUL!?
Trunks: WHAT!?
Joey: RYAN FOCKIN CAIN IS BACK IN THE W2K ARENA!
Trunks: WHAT!?
Ryan jogs down the steps of the stage to the aisle way as he strolls down with his arms spread out slapping the hands of all the fans in the front row, and the people smashing in from the second and third rows. Ryan gets to the ring and hops up onto the apron grabbing the top rope as he steps inside the ring casually strutting right in between NED and DVD. Ryan Cain raises both arms and kneels down taking a bow to the crowd.
“WELCOME BACK! WELCOME BACK! WELCOME BACK! WELCOME BACK!�?/FONT>
DVD and NED both look like they want to tear this kids head off.
Joey: Can you believe what he just did!?
Trunks: No respect as usual by Ryan Cain!
Joey: Ryan Cain is back. No. Ryan FOCKin Cain is back!
Ryan gets back to his feet and the light smile is wiped off his face and replaced with a stern look as he stares into the eyes of NED. Ryan mouths something off and then turns to DVD and does the same. The music cuts off as the three step in close to each other.The ring announcer walks up into the ring next to the group.
“Ladies and gentlemen! This will be the FINAL THREE WAY DANCE! First. FROM SAN ANTONIO TEXAS! He is a former SEVEN time W2K Champion. He is…NIC…E…DANGEROUSLLYYYY!!!�?/FONT>
The fans cheer and chant “N-E-D�?/FONT>
Joey: These three are going to be one intense war.
“NEXT…From Indianapolis Indiana…�?/FONT>
“BOOOOOO!!!!�?/FONT>
“He is a former W2K champion.�?/FONT>
“BULL-SHIT. BULL-SHIT. BULL-SHIT!!�?/FONT>
Trunks: Well I guess we know what the people think of David Van Dam.
“He is the self proclaimed greatest in ring performer of our time…�?/FONT>
DVD turns and yells something at Chuck.
“Sorry. He *IS* the greatest in ring performer, because he said so. NOT BECAUSE HE IS!!�?/FONT>
Crowd erupts.
DVD starts to move towards Chuck, but Ryan Cain steps in his way. The crowd is getting even louder.
“SCREW HIM!! FROM BEAMONT TEXAS�?/FONT>
Louder eruption from the crowd.
“HE IS THE FRANCHISE…HE IS THE ONE…THE ONLY…RYAN…FUCKING…CAIN!!!�?/FONT>
The people go crazy as Buffer, pissed off at DVD steps out of the ring. Ryan Cain turns towards the people and soaks in the reception, when out of nowhere DVD nails Ryan from behind. The bell quickly rings as Ryan falls down being stomped on from DVD. NED is just standing back watching. DVD continues stomping the Hell out of Ryan, when finally NED walks up and pulls DVD off of Ryan. NED spins DVD around and lays in some heavy right hands. DVD is getting rocked back towards the corner with each punch. Finally Nic mounts the ropes and starts laying in more shots as the crowd counts to ten. NED jumps off backwards as DVD stumbles out. NED with a crotch chop that brings the crowd back into another uproar. DVD stumbles right into a pivoting Spinebuster. Double A style like a mofo.
Trunks: DANGEROUSLY ON FIRE IN THE OPENING MOMENTS OF THE MATCH!
NED spins over Van Dam for the cover. 1...2...KICK OUT! NED gets back to his feet and turns around getting an atomic drop by Ryan Cain. The fans cheer at Ryan getting back into the match. NED on wobbly legs gets a back chop to the side of the neck by Cain. Ryan swings with a right. Then another back chop. NED’s stumbling back. Ryan grabs NED and whips him off to the ropes. NED comes back and ducks under a clothesline. NED hit’s the ropes again and comes back. Ryan jumps up for a Lou Thesz Press and he catches a spear for his troubles. NED jumps up to his feet stretching his arms out feeling the adrenaline pumping through his body. Until DVD latches on from behind and German suplexes NED right out of his boots. DVD hangs on and drags NED back to his feet. DVD lifts NED up and carries him forward setting NED down on the top rope.
Joey: Things don’t look good for NED right now.
Trunks: David Van Dam has NED apparently right where he wants him.
DVD climbs up standing NED up with him on the top rope. Ryan is back to his feet now turning around to see DVD holding onto NED. DVD about to suplex NED, Ryan Cain runs and jumps up to the top rope latching a dragon sleeper onto DVD. Ryan slams himself backwards, with a reverse DDT onto DVD from the top, at the same time DVD German Suplexes NED off the top rope.
“HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!�?/FONT>
Trunks: WOW!!
Joey: RYAN CAIN JUST OBLITERATED EVERYTHING!!
All three are down. Ryan rolls over draping an arm across NED. 1...2...NED SHOOTS AN ARM UP!!
Joey: I thought for sure NED was getting eliminated on that one!
Trunks: Not him, not tonight!
The three all slowly get back to their feet as we see Ryan and DVD trading punches by the ropes when NED comes barreling through and double clotheslines all three over the top to the floor. They all land in a big pile and soon enough all get back to their feet brawling with each other around the ringside area. Ryan is whipped into the steps by NED, before NED is rolled back into the ring by DVD. DVD then follows in after NED. Both guys get back to their feet, DVD whips NED, no reversal. NED with a short arm clothesline that flattens DVD. NED runs off to the ropes as DVD is getting back to his feet. DVD gets up and turns around into a shoulder block. NED continues running as DVD gets back up and gets planted with a Harley Race high knee. DVD falls flat on his back as NED hit’s the ropes again and comes back with a knee drop to the jaw of DVD. NED makes the cover. 1...2...KICK OUT!
Trunks: NED with a series of high impact hits that just floored Van Dam.
Ryan back up on the apron now as NED turns around. Ryan springboards off for a dropkick. NED jets out of the way and DVD eats a mouth full of Ryan Cain boots. Cain gets back up and runs at NED, who tilt a whirls him into a Canadian back breaker, NED stands back up with Ryan on his shoulder and flips him over into a shoulder breaker and drops Ryan on his head after that.
Trunks: Ryan Cain just got demolished by Dangerously!
Joey: Look at Van Dam.
DVD hits NED in the back causing him to be sent through the ropes to the floor via steel chair shot. Ryan slowly gets back up and turns around into a steel chair to the face. Ryan falls down and gets instantly bloodied. DVD turns around seeing NED rolling back into the ring. The crowd is full of boos and hatred for Van Dam. NED is slowly getting back up as DVD stalks forward DIVINE INTERVENTION!!
Trunks: DVD JUST ATE STEEL!!
Joey: HE GOT WHAT HE HAD COMING!
NED turns around and goes to pick up DVD, but DVD somehow drops NED and quickly locks him into an Ankle Lock. NED is yelling in pain, Ryan’s down. NED is pulling his own hair and biting his hands trying not to tap to DVD. David locks it in even tighter as NED starts clawing towards the ropes. DVD pulls NED back out to center ring.
Trunks: DON’T TAP OUT!!
Joey: NED could be going out here!!
NED ROLLS THROUGH!!
Trunks: REVERSAL!
As NED rolled through, he latched onto DVD’s foot and now Nic has David in the ankle lock.
Joey: NED just escaped a near defeat!
DVD flips through the same way NED just did. NED runs forward…ZERO KICK!!
Joey: RYAN CAIN JUST ZERO’D NED’S TEETH INTO THE FRONT ROW!!
Trunks: HOLY CRAP WHERE DID THAT COME FROM!?
Ryan falls back down and rolls out of the ring. Covered in his own blood. NED just got his jaw rearranged and sent backwards into a DVD Crossface Chickenwing.
Joey: NOT AGAIN!
Trunks: This is the same move that cost NED the ICWA title!
DVD falls back and wraps his legs around Nic’s waist. NED’s flailing his arms around, he’s reaching out but he can’t get to the ropes.
Joey: IS HE GONNA TAP!?
Trunks: NEVER!!
The ref raises NED’s arm and it falls. Again. The third time…it fall- NO. Nic raises his arm back up, he’s not giving u
WHAM!!!
Trunks: WHAT THE HELL!?
The crowd explodes. The ref makes the count.
Joey: RYAN CAIN WITH THE TWEAK OUT OF NOWHERE.
1..
…�?
�?!!!!
DING DING DING!!!
The bell rings as �?6 Quite Bitter Beings�?rocks the house.
“YOUR WINNER…THE FRANCHISE OF W2K…RYAN…FOCKING…CAIN!!�?/FONT>
A replay is shown from a behind the ring angle. NED is falling limp to the chicken wing as Ryan climbs the top rope behind. He turns around with his back facing the two in the ring. Just like that he leaps off with an imploding star press and smashes on top of both guys. The ref counts the three and Ryan pins them both.
We go backstage for a special treat.
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