Trunks: "He's back?"

Joey Kewl: "There's been rumours that him and Bobbie Jay have split up the Urban Assault. Wonder whether they're still good friends, Trunks."

Smith, microphone in his hand, walks down the rampway, raising his arm up and saluting the fans that line the rampway. As soon as Smith rolls into the ring, the music it faded out upon the sound of his voice...

Darren Smith: "Now... I know ya'll are wonderin' what's happenin' wid' the Urban Assault. Bobbie Jay decided that maybe it was time to go it alone... that's coo' with me. Me and Bobbie... We still good friends, but ma' brutha's got a lot on his mind right now. But does this mean the Urban Assault is over?"

Smith grins...

Darren Smith: "... Na, na, na!!!! Not fo' one' mutha' f*ckin' minute yo'! Cause the Urban Assault is back, babey... And even tho' I would love Bobbie Jay to still be apart of it, i'm dayyum sho' that the new Urban Assault - Which is recruitin' as we speak - is gonn' be tearin' it up in W2K pretty damn soon yo'. So, imma announce tha' new part of tha' Urban Assault... He's a brutha' who's got mo' Flair than the Nature Boi'... Mo' style than Mohammed Ali, bitch!... It's one of the most talented brutha's that Darren Smith has eva' come across in his wrestlin' career, yo'..."

Smith points to the stage...

Darren Smith: "... LOOSE... CANNON!"

"The Breaks" by Curtis Blow hits the PA System. Loose Cannon moonwalks out, in his wrestling attire...

Joey Kewl: "So the Urban Assault returns with the pairing of Darren Smith and Loose Cannon!"

Trunks: "And that afro with legs has got a match next!"