We return to RAGE backstage in a trashed locker room, the camera scans around and we see The Midget and Palsied laid out with blood soaked faces. Chairs and tables are turned over the lockers are opened and smashed in, the door is busted hall off the hinges. Rot, BBK, and Con push what’s left of the door open and rush into their locker room checking on the two fallen SoD members.

Rot: TOMMY!! TOMMY WHAT HAPPENED?!

Con: YO MIDGET! WHAT THE HELL MAN!?

Palsied turns his head over and opens his eyes looking up at Rot. Rot leans down as he sees Palsied trying to whisper something.

Palsied: .A…APRIL FOOLS SUCKER!

Rot jumps up as does Con when the midget does a sit up with both hands making the peace sign sticking his tongue out at Con. Looks like a little Japanese anime character.

Rot: WHAT THE HELL MAN!? Dude I thought DOA or Cross got you.

Con: Shit I thought for sure this was Nic’s handy work.

Palsied gets up seeing Rot looks seriously pissed at him.

Rot: This is bullshit man, get the fuck out of here dude you’re off the team.

Palsied: What? Come on man it was just a joke.

Rot: Nah, take that midget bastard and kick rocks dude. Me and Con got a match to concentrate on and we don’t need you around screwing with our focus.

Palsied: Whatever, man.

Palsied walks out, as does the midget who looks like he’s about to cry. Rot’s smiling behind him, obviously Rot’s playing a joke on them now. Rot smacks Con on the arm as they both laugh watching the two walk out. Palsied and the midget turn around and Rot and Esco both wipe the smiles off their faces and go back to looking pissed. They both leave the room as Rot turns back to Con.

Rot: We’ll go tell em it was a prank after the match.

Con: Aight man.

They both bump fists as the camera switches out to Palsied and the midget out in the hallway. They both turn the corner and what do they see? Dante holding the ugly stick. Palsied looks down at the midget and stands in front of him protecting him from Dante as the midget turns around and starts tugging on Palsied’s jeans.

Midget: Tommy! Turn around!

Palsied turns around and just to make things *really* bad, there stands Cross. To make it even worse he’s swinging that stuffed sock around in circles, and we all know there’s a number 8 pool ball inside.

Palsied: Shit..

The midget makes a run for it and Cross with his never ending legs kicks the midget for a field goal straight into a trash can about fifteen feet down the hall.

Cross: GOOOOOOAAAAAALLLL!!!!!

Palsied runs at Cross and hits him with a superman punch as he lands and spins around hitting Dante with a forearm, then he turns around and hits Cross again, then he turns SMACKED IN THE FACE WITH THE UGLY STICK! Palsied stumbles around to face Cross who completely decimates him with the pool ball stuffed inside a tube sock. Palsied goes down like a ton of bricks, completely unconscious.

Dante: Let’s go finish him off and I’ll dump him in their locker room while you’re in the ring.

Cross: Yeah let’s go. I’m on in about three minutes.

Cross and Dante drag Palsied into a dark room as the door swings shut, the light turns on and we see Dante swinging the kendo stick down as Cross smacks Palsied again with the pool ball and the door closes as we fade out to ringside where Trunks and Joey are sitting, and Joey looks shocked.

Joey: Oh my God!

Trunks: Hey, I bet Rot feels like dog crap after that joke he just played causing Palsied to get MURDERED by two of the most vicious men in this entire industry.

Joey: Fans…We’ll be right back with Cross and Matlock versus the Sons of Disaster.