Am I the only person around that got severely paranoid when I learned that the signature line on our checks (the ones we write to pay our bills) is not actually a line, but micro-printing?   The other lines, the ones for date, pay to, pay amount, and memo - are actual lines, but the signature "line" isn't really a line, but micro-printing so tiny I couldn't read it with my magnifying glass. 

 

I got paranoid thinking that a check is a form of a contract, right?  And I couldn't read the "fine print" I was signing!!!! 

 

I tried scanning it (now that my stupid scanner is working on occasion,) and enlarging the image in Photo Shop, but the background pattern prevents clear observation. 

 

So, before I tell you what it says, I'll let ya'll have a go at it.....