Colorado Jokes

Colorado: If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother

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Dumb Colorado Laws

Car dealers may not show cars on a Sunday.

It is illegal for liquor stores to sell food or grocery stores to sell any alcohol except beer that is at most 3.2% alcohol.

No liquor may be sold on Sundays or election days. (Repealed)

It is illegal to ride a horse while under the influence.

Tags may be ripped off of pillows and mattresses.

Colorado Springs

It is permissable to wear a holstered six-gun within city limits, except on Sunday, Election Day, or holidays.

Crippe Creek

It is illegal to bring your horse or pack mule above the ground floor of any building.

Denver

The dog catcher must notify dogs of impounding by posting, for three consecutive days, a notice on a tree in the city park and along a public road running through said park.

It is unlawful to lend your vacuum cleaner to your next-door neighbor.

It is illegal to mistreat rats in Denver, Colorado.

You may not drive a black car on Sundays.

Durango

It is illegal to go in public dressed in clothes "unbecoming" on one's sex.

Logan County

It is illegal for a man to kiss a woman while she is asleep.

Pueblo

It is illegal to let a dandelion grow within the city limits.

Sterling

Cats may not run loose without having been fit with a taillight.