Iowa Jokes

Iowa: We Do Amazing Things With Corn

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Iowa: Just east of Omaha

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Iowa: It's easy to spell

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Dumb Iowa Laws

Kisses may last for no more than five minutes.

One-armed piano players must perform for free.

A man with a moustache may never kiss a woman in public.

It is a violation of the law to sell or distribute drugs or narcotics without having first obtained the appropriate Iowa drug tax stamp.

Dubuque

Any hotel in the city limits must have a water bucket and a hitching post in front of the building.

Indianola

The "Ice Cream Man" and his truck are banned.

Fort Madison

The fire department is required to practice fire fighting for fifteen minutes before attending a fire.

Marshalltown

Horses are forbidden to eat fire hydrants

Ottumwa

Within the city limits, a man may not wink at any woman he does not know.