Montana Jokes

Montana: Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-Wing Crazies, And Very Little Else

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Dumb Montana Laws

Seven or more indians are considered a raiding or war party and it is legal to shoot them. (Repealed)

In Montana, it is illegal for married women to go fishing alone on Sundays, and illegal for unmarried women to fish alone at all.

It is a misdemeanor to show movies that depict acts of felonious crime.

It is a felony for a wife to open her husband's mail.

It is illegal to have a sheep in the cab of your truck without a chaperone.

Excelsior Springs

Balls may not be thrown within the city limits.

Helena

No item may be thrown across a street.

Salisbury

Pop bottles are not to be thrown on the ground.

Whitehall

It is illegal to operate a vehicle with ice picks attached to the wheels.