South Dakota Jokes

South Dakota: Closer Than North Dakota

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Dumb South Dakota Laws

No horses are allowed into Fountain Inn unless they are wearing pants.

It is illegal to lie down and fall asleep in a cheese factory.

Movies that show police officers being struck, beaten, or treated in an offensive manner are forbidden.

If there are more than 5 Native Americans on your property you may shoot them.

Spearfish

If three or more Indians are walking down the street together, they can be considered a war party and fired upon.