Wisconsin Jokes

Wisconsin: Come Cut The Cheese

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Wisconsin: Eat Cheese or Die or Come Cut Our Cheese

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Wisconsin: Land of funny accents.

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Dumb Wisconsin Laws

You must manually flush all urinals in a building.

Butter substitutes are not allowed to be served in state prisons.

Citizens may not murder their enemies.

Whenever two trains meet at an intersection of said tracks, neither shall proceed until the other has.

As people used to smuggle it in from Illinois, all yellow butter substitute is banned.

At one time, margarine was illegal.

State Law made it illegal to serve apple pie in public restaurants without cheese.

While all cheese making requires a license, Limburger cheese making requires a master cheese maker's license.

It is illegal to kiss on a train.

It is illegal to cut a woman's hair.

Car dealerships cannot sell cars on Sunday.

Kenosha

No male is allowed to be in a state of arousal in public.

La Crosse

It is illegal to tie up your horse along Third Street (Now a major bar strip).

It is illegal to display an unclothed mannequin in a store window.

It is illegal to play checkers in public.

You cannot "worry a squirrel."

Milwaukee

An old ordinance forbids parking for over two hours unless a horse is tied to the car.

It is against the law to play a flute and drums on the streets to attract attention.

If one is thought of as offensive looking, it is illegal for him to be in public during the day.

It is illegal to purchase or use Sparklers in the city, yet you can buy fully disassembled automatic machine guns.

Racine

It is illegal to wake a fireman when he is asleep.

Women may not walk down a public street at night without being accompanied by a man.

St. Croix

Women are not allowed to wear anything red in public.