Mr. Monk solved the case

of the stolen diamond necklace,

the lady owner was so impressed

she inquired of his home address

 

Sent him a letter of gratutude

enclosed a photo of herself (nude).

Mr Monk was far too shy

to even contemplate a reply

 

Next she called him on the blower

would you like prefer me in the shower

No, please, no, he said in alarm

I don't want you - my world is crime

 

You have arrested me with your charms

and your hairy popeye arms.

He couldn't help but laugh at this

and said..come here luv, give us a kiss.

 

It takes no detective to catch a man

you might just need more than 1 plan

if looks alone don't do the trick,

try him with your tickling stick.

 

Steve 2006

 

I enjoyed the tv series MONK