It's a little early, but I thought that I'd send them in anyway;
MY NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTIONS.
1. After the chocolate-induced stupor that I was in yesterday, I've decided to try - try and keep away from chocolate until sometime in 2009.
2. I will keep away from alcohol.
3. I won't throw my brand new digital radio out of the window when I can't get BBC7!
4. I will be polite and courteous at all times.
5. Last (but not least), I won't stop writing poetry.