A Love Poem
I will seek and find you.
I will take you to bed and have my way with you.
I Will make you ache, shake, and sweat until you moan and groan.
I will make you beg for mercy, beg for me to stop.
I will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when I'm
finished with you.
And, when I am finished, you will be weak for days.
All my love,
The flu
Now get your mind out of the gutter and go get your flu shot