A coupla glasses of red
Can't remember what I said
Hic
Then I had a few more
Fell laughing through the door
Hic
Borrowed Philip's luvly jubbly
As I started on the bubbly
Hic
Slipped down to the ground
Sky spinning around
Hic
Giggled out of control
Boy, was I on a roll
Hic
Scraped up off the floor
Never drinking no more
Go to bed
Bad head