Just because
Am I hacked off with you?
Of course I'm not. Where did that come from?
Just because I'm sitting here
In my arm chair
sticking pins in a doll I've made of you
wrapped in spikey holly
with a lock of your hair in it.
Just because I cremated the panties you left here
and buried their ashes at the church crossroad
Just because I sent those naughty pics I took of you
to National Farmers Weekly and
Just because I welded your car doors shut
I'm not hacked off. What gave you that notion?
Just because I wrote your name and address
on every public toilet wall I could find and
in every lechy pub crawling dive I know and
Just because I made dozens of copies of your key
and gave them to all the local winos and addicts
in parks around here and
Just because I switched your birth control pills for Ex-Lax
and hid a needle in your favourite sex toy.
Just because I pitchforked your mother and
fed speed to your cat...
Naah ... I'm not hacked off
and by the way ..
I'm hungry.. can you give me a fiver?
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