You poor mishapen carrot
 What have they done to you
 In keeping free of chemicals
 You have lost the joy to view.
  
 No linger can we hold you
 In tender grip so sweet
 Now scraping all the dirt off
 Means you and fingers meet!!!
  
 I love this Steve...one of my pet gripes. I love to make carrot ribbons (they look so pretty) but darn it...as I draw the slicer along the carrot, it jumps all over the place.
  wonder why the absence of chemicals spoils the original shape of them. (perhaps it's swelling from all the bites of bugs and slugs, lol) Zy x