NEVER LICK A LIGHTSWITCH

Never lick a lightswitch,

‘Cos sparks fly out ya bum,

I tried it just the one time,

And now my ass is numb,

Never lick a lightswitch,

‘Cos it has a sparky tang,

Ya may get burnt to buggery,

And ya pacemaker could go bang,

Never lick a lightswitch,

Ya hair will stand on end,

You’ll ask for some sympathy,

And then electrocute ya friend,

Never lick a lightswitch,

It tastes of burnt fried rice,

SO DON’T BL**DY DO IT!

Just trust in my advice�?

ER NURSE?