There's a spider in my kitchen,
A great big, hairy beastie
Crawling along the wall,
Looking for a midnight feastie.
There's a spider in my kitchen!
It gave me such a fright!
Crawling along and spinning its web
As I turned on the light.
There's a spider in my kitchen.
It's keeping me away.
Oo-er!! I'll just have to do
My chores another day!