Do you know Nod and Wink?
A shifty pair who graft and cheat
Brown envelopes are their calling card
Stuffed with cash or big fat cheques
Just enough so you will not forget
(nod nod wink wink)
In every village and every town
Nod and Wink can be found
In the Commons or the Lords
Nod and Wink lay out their stalls
Fot "this" and "that" a price is found
When Nod and Wink are around
You want a tank? or a battle ship?
Nod and Wink can supply it
Greasy palms and grubby hands
Thieving stealing grabbing gits
Nod and Wink are the masters of it
Peter Wicks 2007