An estate agent came to value my life. Good! he said, You have a wife! It's just the right kind of extension That we in the business like to mention. You've made lunch for solar panel installers And been polite to telephone callers Except a few who made you frown And you had to put the pesky telephone down. Taking everything into account, The agent said : I will be blunt. Your life leaves much to be desired, But you've still got time now you are retired. A makeover of the aforesaid, Should get you sold before you're dead.
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