You could tell the dog was friendly
As it knocked me to the ground
For it shook me warmly by the foot
Then spun me round and round
The owner though was not so nice,
For he hit it with a stick
Then told me of for playing with it
And teaching it bad tricks
I didn't like to answer back,
For I was busy being sick
And so I ran off quickly,
With my best friend Nick
(c)Rhumour
August 1968