Truck Driver Humor
As a trucker stops for a red light, a blonde catches up. She jumps
out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door. The
trucker lowers the window, and she says "Hi, my name is Jenny, and you
are losing some of your load!" The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the street.
When the truck stops for another red light, the girl catches up again. She jumps out of her car, runs up and knocks on the door and, again, the trucker lowers the window. As if they've never spoken, the blonde says brightly, "Hi, my name is Jenny, and you are losing some of your load!" Shaking his head, the trucker ignores her again and continues down the street.
At the third red light, the same thing happens again. All out of breath, the blonde gets out of her car, runs up, knocks on the truck door. The trucker lowers the window. Again she says, "Hi, my name is Jenny, and you are losing some of your load!"
When the light turns green the trucker revs up and races to the next
light. When he stops this time, he hurriedly gets out of the truck and
runs back to the blonde. He knocks on her window and, as she lowers
it, he says. . .Hi, my name is Bruce, its winter here in N.Y. and I'm driving the SALT TRUCK!" |
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We dont get enough snow here to need a salt truck im an aussie remember!? 
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