• Proverbs 27:14 - early risers.
• Ecclesiastes 5:12 - sleep is good
• Mark 13:35-37 - caught still in bed
• Genesis 24:64 - Rebekah smoked
• 1 Timothy 5:23 - drink wine
• Hebrews 5:13 - don't drink milk
• Acts 28:15 - Paul drank beer (maybe this one only makes sense in the UK?)
• Proverbs 1:12 - advice for eating oysters
• Isaiah 28:8 - cheap restaurants
• Deuteronomy 14:3 - bad food
• Job 6:7 - bad food
• Proverbs 28:25 - reason for fatness
• Ezekiel 3:1-2 - eating a roll
• Deuteronomy 22:5 - fashions are an abomination
• Leviticus 19:27- no shaving or haircuts
• Leviticus 19:28 - no tattoos
• 1 Corinthians 11:14-15 - long hair
• Matthew 15:20 - no need to wash hands 
• Mark 7:7-9 (2-9) - washing dishes
• Proverbs 22:27 - can't pay rent
• Isaiah 5:8 - terraced houses
• 2 Corinthians 13:12; 1 Thessalonians 5:26 - kissing
• 1 Corinthians 7:9 - if in love, then marry
• Isaiah 57:4 - "French kissing"
• Proverbs 21:19 - contentious women
• 1 Timothy 2:11-12 - women to be silent in churches
• 1 Corinthians 14:34-35 - women in Church 
• 2 Kings 2:23 - don't mock bald people
• Leviticus 13:40-41 - bald people are clean 
• Hebrews 11:34 - defeating armies of aliens
• Deuteronomy 30:4 - Battlestar Galactica
• Ezekiel 1:4, 9, 12-15 etc. - Ezekiel sees a flying saucer 
• Judges 20:16 - left handed people are good
• Galatians 3:13 - no salvation for monkeys
• Nahum 2:3-4 - drag racing
• 1 John 5:21 - pop stars
• 1 Timothy 5:13 - lazy, visiting and gossiping
• 2 Thessalonians 3:11 - lazy and disorderly
• Matthew 24:25 - a reminder to someone who is forgetful
• 2 Kings 9:20 - a crazy driver  

A Short Quiz:

Exodus 26:19 - where did Moses keep his socket set?