HERE'S MY BITCH!!!!

Or....

The Little Things That Drive a Sane Person Mad!!

1. You have to try on a pair of sunglasses with that STUPID little plastic  thing in the middle of them.

2. The person behind you in the supermarket runs their cart into the back of your ankle.

3. The elevator you're on stops on EVERY floor, and no-one gets on.

4. There's ALWAYS a car riding your tail when you're slowing down to find an address.

5. You open a can of soup, and the lid falls in.

6. It's bad enough that you step in dog shit, but you don't realise it until you walk across your living room rug.

7. There's a dog in the neighbourhood that barks at EVERYTHING.

8. You can never put anything back in a box the way it came out.

9. You drink from a can into which someone has extinguished a cigarette.

10. You slice your tongue licking an envelope.

11. Your tire guage lets out half the air while you're trying to get a reading.

12. A station comes in brilliantly while you're standing next to the radio, but buzzes, drifts and spits every time you move away.

13. There are always one or two ice cubes that just won't pop out of the tray.

14. You accidentally wash a garment with a Kleenex in the pocket, and your entire laundry comes out covered with lint.

15. You set the alarm on your digital clock for 7pm instead of 7am.

16. The radio station doesn't tell you who sang that song!!

17. You rub on hand cream, and then can't turn the bathroom doorknob to get back out.

18. People behind you in a supermarket line dash ahead of you to a counter just opening up.

19. You can't look up the correct spelling of a word in the dictionary, cos you don't know how to spell it!!!

20. You have to inform five different sales people in the same store that you're just browsing.

21. You had that pen in your hand only a second ago, and now you can't find it......only to realise later that you put it behind your ear.....

22. You reach under the table to pick something up off the floor, and smash your head on the way back up.

If you try to fail....and succeed.....which have you done??

LKK.