I think that he;s a distant cousin of mine, the dirty theif Grrrrr

If it was a choice between taking that cat's ham or going down the shops and buying ham I think I'd go down the shops

 

The shop ham wouldn't have cat saliva all over it, and even going near that cat ham will result in hands shredded to ribbons

 

Do we need that in our lives?

Hmmm 'good' question.

 

If I handed you chainmail gauntlets and a sachet of 'SalivaAway' what would you do then?

Also, what if the only shop available was on top of a hill?

 

What then?

Well.. that throws a right spanner in the works doesn't it

 

Yes, yes, but what would you do?

 

What would you do???

I would send in SUPER CAT  first to sort him out