IT'SYOURBURFDAY!

My Dearest Sweetpea,

'Tis your Ethel here, Ashley number two, and I am here to wish you the happiest Burfday EVER cause you deserve it after all you have been through! This is your day, from 12 to 12, this is all you and all attention and affection is to be thrown your way and you are to accept it with open arms. Today is your day to lay  back, give the finger to who you must, and you are to be waited on hand and foot. (Of course,  you get no sexual pleasure because I won't allow it.. RIGHT DAVE?) XD But that is besides the point. We have been through so much together emotionally and you really are my really... really... really... REALLY OLD sissy :P. But today you are to be spoiled (heh not like that's not every other day lol) without any questions asked and no complaints. Anything you wish, you will get. Why? Because I love you and would jump in front of a bullet for you. That's how much you mean to me, and that's why your Burfday is so important to me. Enjoy it my love for there will be many more for us to share together. I love you!!!

Love, Ethel: Ashley