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It wasn’t hard at all to think of great women in wrestling today and automatically lump Jeanette Salazar �?the current WGEF Women’s Champion �?in that category. She is one of the best female competitors on the circuit today, and seems to be breaking barriers in everything she does. Her first month in the company and she managed to garnish a contendership for the Women’s Championship. Two months into the company, she successfully becomes a one time Women’s Champion. Her first night in the company, she accepted an open challenge to Summer Fox, which some could easily say was quite bold of her. She lost to the Queen of WGEF, at the time, but not without taking a strong fight to Summer. And, some could easily say that Jeanette would be standing before us all today, as the WGEF Intercontinental champion, had Trish Stratus not resorted to cheating in order to keep the belt. But, we all know, better then anyone, the exact lengths that Trish Stratus would go to, in order to remain a front woman of her own company. She was like the Jeff Jarrett of the WGEF. She just had to be a champion, no matter the costs. See, Jarrett owns a piece of TNA and conveniently enough, placed himself on the Championship Board. So it was only natural that Jeff Jarrett was a champion in the company that he helped to found and bring to “mainstream�?television. And it was definitely no coincidence that the man managed to score two or three �?if not more �?championship reigns in one single year. That’s the type of man that Jarrett was though. He had to be the mainstream guy, the headliner, the top dog. He felt it was owed to him because of all the “screw jobs�?and accomplishments he was robbed of in the WWE. He was that selfish. He put himself before the company�?I>his company. That’s one of the major similarities between Jarrett and Stratus. Their selfish greed, their need to be a headliner, to be on top. Their pathetic attempt to prove they are much better then everyone else in the world, despite their aging bodies and talents that seem of yesteryear. But hey, if they want to be considered the lackluster, mediocre skilled Ric Flair, Mae Young, Moolah or Hulk Hogan of the 21st century, then who are we to judge ‘em, right?<o:p></o:p>

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To close out a banner year for Jeanette, she managed to become a two time Women’s Champion, a feet that very few in this world, in this company get to achieve. Though she technically never lost the championship the first time, she still managed to be crowned a champion again, reclaiming her belt and her throne as the reigning Queen over WGEF, last Friday Night on Fight Night, by defeating the ‘champion�?/I> �?if you even want to call her that �?Ivy Stratus. And, as baffled as people may be, yes…she is the cousin of Trish. Ivy’s reign lasted a whole two weeks before she lost the belt to the better diva. All the talk that she managed to spew out week in and week out since her win, since being crowned the champion amounted to absolutely nothing. Jeanette took all that big, bad talk and managed to shove her foot so far down Ivy’s throat that Ivy nearly choked on the words. Ivy ran around WGEF like she’d just been named <st1:State w:st="on">Miss.</st1:State> America or the Queen of the <st1:country-region w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">United States</st1:place></st1:country-region> or something. She thought that everyone would bow to her, and that she’d be able to beat anyone, anywhere, anytime. She was the better diva, she was the better competitor, she was simply better. Or so she thought. You could sense the end of an ‘era�?when the match was booked just days after Jeanette returned to WGEF. It was posted all over wrestling forums, websites, fan sites and the like �?Jeanette Salazar to challenge Ivy Stratus on Friday Night Fight Night, for Ivy’s beloved Championship belt. The instant it was set in stone, signed off on and granted, the end was near for Ivy’s precious little reign. Jeanette was back and had taken over. Completely. And, like so many assumed, guessed and predicted; Jeanette reclaimed her throne as the top Diva in WGEF…as if anyone expected any other outcome that night. And poor Ivy was left with a bad taste in her mouth, the loss of her championship belt and any sort of merit she had as a wrestler, and foundation she had as a champion. She hadn’t even had a chance to get her foot in the door, as a champion. Her name plate had barely even been put on the belt, and already it was taken off. She didn’t last a month as a champion, let’s see if she has it in her to come back for more.<o:p></o:p>

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So where does that leave the new champion and the former champion this week? In very different areas. For the first time in…a really long time Jeanette would be a show opener. Go figure, eh? She would team with two other champions, the current Television Champion and her former mentor and trainer, Drew Stevenson and the current World Champion and one of her very best friends, Chris McKenzie. They were set to take on the team of Batista, Johnny Malone and Brooke Adams. Batista was a hopeful contender for the Television Champion. His soul mission right now, was to take the belt from Drew Stevenson. Had he been successful? No. Was Drew hell bent on shutting Batista up for good? Hell yes! Johnny Malone, however, was a non-factor in the match. He was an unreliable source of useless, wasted space on the WGEF roster. No one knew if, or when, he’d show up. He’d managed to score some really good matches before, but would never show for them. And if he did, he’d do the minimal at best and lose. So really, he was easily classified as the non-factor. That’s exactly how the three of us saw it. Which is the exact reason why it could easily be viewed, from the outside looking in, as a handicapped match. And easily looking at it, you could determine the winner just because of the opposing team. Three champions, three of the top champions against three nobodies that never really amounted to anything in WGEF except roster fillers…space fillers. Hands down, the Championship team would walk out victorious. It was a gimmie, a pre-preparation match, if you will. A little bit of practice. And Brooke Adams; she was lumped in a category between non-factor and mediocre factor. The girl could show, and put up some hellacious efforts and give the best fight she possibly could. Then, at other times, she’d do nothing at all, not show or do the minimal amount �?at best.<o:p></o:p>

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Me personally, I was intent on using Brooke as a calling card. See, later in the night a new number one contender would be named. It would either be Angela Stewart or Ivy Stratus. Neither one of them was a large enough blimp to merit worry from me, but hey…can’t blame ‘em for trying, right? But one of those two ladies would be granted a date with me, on January 4th at Civil War. I’d show up for my team and do my absolute best to assist them. And I really wasn’t bothered with having to step into the ring with a male or a female. I’ve fought them both before and I could do it again, anytime, any place. But I was specifically going to target Brooke, and use her to send a long, sound, lasting message to both Ivy and Angela �?more specifically, whichever of the two walked out victorious on Friday Night and became the new contender for my championship belt. I didn’t really have a major problem with Brooke, other then she was my opponent this week. And once the match was over and after everything was all said and done, I’d go on about my business and continue to not have a problem with her. It was just during the match that she and I would be butting heads. Just like with Ivy and Angela. I didn’t have a problem with either of those ladies. Hell, I barely knew enough about either of them to find a problem with them. Angela I’d never met before, never encountered before. I saw a match of hers, here and there �?I saw her in the hallway a time or two. But we’ve never spoken. We’ve never really had a reason to speak to each other. We’d exchange a glance or two, here and there but that was it. Nothing major. She just happened to find herself on my radar this time, by being a potential challenger to my belt. And Ivy, well, we’ll call her the unluckiest bitch of all. She’s the current girlfriend of one of my best and closest friends; Chris Kinning. We’d spoken a couple of times here and there, never about business and never for very long. Again, she just happened to squirm her way onto my radar by being crowned the champion last month at On the Edge and by being a potential challenger for my belt. Honestly, in my entire time with WGEF, there wasn’t a single female that had become a real threat to me, or a real problem for me except for two names that are both synonymous with WGEF. Courtney Helmsley-Michaels, who’s retired now…and Trish Stratus-Copes, the owner of the company and current Intercontinental Champion…with marked days, might we add.<o:p></o:p>

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Looking at it from the outside, I was fully confident with regards to my match on SmackDown…and at who I thought would walk out the new contender for my belt. Was I being cocky, over confident? Yeah, kind of. But with good reason. I’ve lost only two matches in my entire eight months of being with WGEF, and I managed to become a two time Women’s Champion in under a year. That tends to build up a person’s confidence level. Not to mention, I was fully aware of my skills, talent and ambition long before getting involved with WGEF, and had enough confidence then, to last me a life time. This…this is just an added bonus.<o:p></o:p>

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“Chris seriously, how can I take her seriously as a wrestler when she doesn’t even take herself seriously as a wrestler? What’s the biggest move she’s got? A DDT? Ooooh scary.�?I said, in a mocking way. “Jeanette, you’re a ham, you know that. You really are.�?Chris �?McKenzie �?replied, with a smirk on his face. “Oh, I knooooow you are not one to talk, Mr. I’m Better Than God!�?I snapped back, squinting my eyes at him. “But really, it’s Brooke freakin�?Adams, Chris. No one takes her seriously. Not even the flavor of the week she happens to find herself intertwined with. I mean look at last week. She was dating one guy, then all of a sudden she’s the special guest referee for a match that he’s in, against another guy that showed some ‘interest�?in her. She chooses the other guy�?what’s his name…Midol?�?Chris laughs, it wasn’t even close…it was Temper. “Uhh Jeanie, babe�?it’s Temper…�?Chris replied, while laughing. “Tomatoe, tomato…that’s beside the point, damnit! She still had to count the fall over her own boyfriend, Cooter buddy…whatever the hell he was to her and awarded this Midol guy the win. So, theoretically speaking…she choose that Midol guy as the winner, sided with him and choose him over her own boyfriend. Then she proceeds to make out with that Midol guy and, what happens? She gets dropped on her skanky ass for all her efforts.�?I let out a light chuckle. As much as it pained me to see another girl get used and abused like that, it was still tickled me, that woman could be that stupid still. “God, no wonder why people �?especially men �?assume that women have no brains at all. Tramps like her, that open their legs quicker and more frequently then they open their minds. The girls got about as much sense as God gave a rock. Actually, no…I think the rock has more sense. See, when it gets dropped, it normally just stays down and cowers away. This bitch gets dropped, and she’s off doing the next trampy thing she can think of, squeezing into a pair of tight booty shorts to show off her lip-sucked ass, crawling into the bed of a new guy. No wonder why everyone in WGEF thinks of her as nothing more then a joke. The shit end of a funny tale…the “warm up�?match, if you will. That’s all she is! She thinks she’ll be champion one day, she hopes and she prays for it but, in reality, it’ll never happen. Ivy has a better chance at getting this thing�?I slap the belt lightly “back then Brooke has of holding it, even once. And that, Christopher McKenzie, is exactly why I’m hell bent on shoving my size six and a half foot down her Grand Canyon-like mouth.�?lt;o:p></o:p>

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Chris laughs, as Drew walks into the room. People wonder, where could they possibly be that they are all together like this, and it’s actually the arena the night of Fight Night. They all met up in Chris�?dressing room to go over a ‘game plan�?if you will, for their match later tonight. The plan was…walk in, kick ass, walk out. Simple, right? Any idiot with a pecker �?i.e. any man �?could grasp even that concept. Haha, joke people, calm down. Geez!<o:p></o:p>

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“What’s so funny, guys�?Drew asked, as he closed the door behind him. “Jeanette here is on a rampage. She seems to be more focused on taking <st1:place w:st="on">Adams</st1:place> out of the match �?and the company �?then you are on taking Batista out of the match �?and the company. No wonder why she’s your most prized student, man. She’s like you in almost ever way, well, when it comes the ring anyway�?Chris replied, laughing still. He took a seat on the couch, still laughing some as he watched Drew sit on the arm rest of a chair that Jeanette flopped into. “Oh shut up Christopher! She’s not even a factor. I just wanna use her to show Ivy and Angela a piece of what they can expect, come Civil War. In a way, I sooo hope it’s Ivy that wins tonight. I’d love to boot her in the mouth again.�?I exclaimed, crossing my arms as I sat back in the chair. “Whoa, hostile much?�?Drew said, chuckling some. “Not really. I just think that the girl got a little too over zealous when she won the belt the first time, started spewing off at the mouth like she was the new Christ and Savior of the world. She refused to see the truth. She was lucky when she won at On the Edge, but she wasn’t so lucky last week on Fight Night. Just like, if she does win tonight, she won’t be so lucky at Civil War either. Other then her running her mouth every second she had, all “look at me, look at me…I’m a champion…yay�?I have no problems with the girl. Of course, now that I think of it, if I were to fight Ivy again and really hurt her, I’m not so sure Chris could forgive me. Hmm…�?I sat and pondered, as McKenzie rolled his eyes. “Oh fucking well, Jeanie. He’ll get over it. If not, fuck ‘em!�?He stated. It was no missed conception that McKenzie and Kinning’s were no longer on speaking terms. In fact, they hated each other…at least, right now.<o:p></o:p>

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“Chris�?�?I said, in a authoritive manner. “Yeah, yeah�?whatever!�?He replied back, sarcastically. “But in all seriousness, Brooke’s nothing more then a warm up opponent for me. Once Fight Night’s over with, she’ll fade back into the background just like she always does. And she’ll be forgotten, just like she always is. Of course, she’ll be off doing the next trampy thing she can think of to try and get back on the rector scale, but we all know how that’ll go. She’ll aggravate a different person, they’ll kick her in the throat and then, she’ll fly off that rector scale faster then she got on it. It’s a common thing with her, it happens every time. I honestly can’t remember the last time the girl was of any use to anyone, other then a fifteen minute pleasure push and a good blow job. If this were high school, she’d be the girl with her number all over every stale in the boys and girls bathrooms and locker rooms, with ‘For a Good Time, Call�?and her number under it. She’d also be the girl with a half a dozen kids with a half a dozen different baby-daddies but, that’s neither here nor there.�?Drew and Chris laugh, as I rose from my seat. “Seriously, the girl’s like a fucking doorknob, everyone gets a turn!�?And with that, I look from Drew to Chris, both of their eyes widen. “Hey now…we may have been man whores at one point or another but, even we have standards.�?Drew replied, with a laugh. “I’ll give this for her, though, the girls got the perfect mouth for a good blow j…�?before Drew could even finish the sentence, I immediately chimed in. “Oh good God man!�?I screamed loudly. “That was waaaaaay more information then I ever needed �?or wanted �?to know. Seriously, that’s like walking in on your parents screwing. It’s just gross and all kinds of yuckiness. Ugh, I am going to be sick.�?I continued, shaking my head and shuttering at the repulsiveness of that statement. “I was joking Jeanie, calm down�?Drew said, as he and Chris laughed. “That’s so noooot funny! And, when Kevin suffers because of your nastiness, I will be happy to tell him it’s your fault!�?I said, with a smirk on my face. “Dude…�?Chris chimed in, looking at me. “What? Oh okay, so you two can make perverted jokes about girls and their DSL’s but I can’t about me and the one and only guy I’m continuously making happy. How much of a freakin�?double standard is that! Ugh, men. So useless sometimes, I swear. If their wee little pea brains were half the size of their ball s�?�?before I could finish, they both screamed out. “JEANETTE!�?which seemed to silence me. “What?!�?I asked, smiling innocently.<o:p></o:p>

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“Women. It’s no wonder why so many dudes flip the script. They go off on a wild tangent for no real reason other then to…well…other then to just do it.�?Drew said, looking at Chris. “Mmhmm, this is nothing man. There was one night, a little bit after her and Justin broke up, that she came by my house at two in the morning, just to scream about strangling someone’s balls and driving a rusty nail through the peep hole of a pecker. And mind you, it was two in the fucking morning!�?Chris said, as they both shook their heads. “Okay, that is a total lie and you know it Christopher! I said that I wanted to cut off Justin’s Johnson and the Boys but…now that I think about it…strangling is not sounding too bad either. It’s actually pretty entertaining. You can squeeze ‘em all nice like, and make ‘em pop up like one of those squeezie toys you give to dogs, where the little toys eyes pop out.�?I could envision it in my head, which made me laugh. “Okay one…owe. And two…owe!�?Chris said, as he moved his hands towards his precious family jewels. “Woman, why is it…when their pissed they always aim for big daddy and the twins?�?Chris asked, looking at Drew. “Because men have wee little pee brains and think with the wrong head…all the time, that’s why!�?I replied, in a loud tone. “Besides, it’s not like I’d really do it. I mean, I totally could if I were pushed far enough, but what point would that show other then the fact that I was some crazy-deranged woman?�?I said, looking at them, standing in the center of the seating area in Chris�?room. “Wait…what? You’re crazy-deranged?�?Chris asked, in a sarcastic manner. “You can go straight to hell. Do not pass go, do not collect two hundred dollars!�?I said, squinting my eyes at him, giving him that ‘woman�?look. Drew laughed, watching Chris and I go at it. And yes, people, this is a normal conversation for me and McKenzie. We were always this crazy. “You two, I swear. It’s never a dull moment…I’ll say that much!�?Drew said, as he laughed.<o:p></o:p>

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“Oh shuttup!�?Chris replied, with a smirk. “Okay seriously…what were we talking about? I mean, we got waaaay off track here. We’re like so far away from the point here, it’s not even funny!�?I said, trying to think. “Well…oh yeah! You were going on about how much of a tramp Brooke was�?Drew said, looking at me. “Oh yeah. She really is a tramp, isn’t she?�?I said, as the three of us laughed some. “Yeah well, it’s the only thing that she’s apparently good at. Look guys, we’ve got this match in the bag. Don’t even worry about it. We’ll just go out there, beat some ass, come back here and wait as our ‘opponents�?for Civil War are named. Sound like a plan?�?Chris said, as he rose to his feet, followed by Drew. Drew and I smiled and said “Perfect�?at the same exact time. “Dude, if we were the Power Rangers we’d totally be morphing right now!�?I said, as the both of them shot me a ‘what the fuck�?look. I simply smiled, as they laughed some. “Okay fine…Charles Angels pose!�?I said, with a smile. “I think someone forgot to take her crazy pill this morning.�?Chris said, as I slapped his arm in a playful manner. “Ugh, you guys suck. Y’all are no fun!�?I said, as I headed towards the door. “Yeah, yeah. We love you too Jeanie�?they both said, laughing. “Ugh! Go lick a firecracker!�?I said, walking out of the room. Drew and Chris continued laughing, as Drew followed soon after, and then Chris. The scene faded into a commercial break, with the three of us walking down the hall, still talking to each other and laughing, as we further prepare for our match.<o:p></o:p>


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From: MSN Nickname•qυєєησƒнєαятѕ™�?/nobr>Sent: 12/17/2008 8:08 PM

It wasn’t hard at all to think of great women in wrestling today and automatically lump Jeanette Salazar �?the current WGEF Women’s Champion �?in that category. She is one of the best female competitors on the circuit today, and seems to be breaking barriers in everything she does. Her first month in the company and she managed to garnish a contendership for the Women’s Championship. Two months into the company, she successfully becomes a one time Women’s Champion. Her first night in the company, she accepted an open challenge to Summer Fox, which some could easily say was quite bold of her. She lost to the Queen of WGEF, at the time, but not without taking a strong fight to Summer. And, some could easily say that Jeanette would be standing before us all today, as the WGEF Intercontinental champion, had Trish Stratus not resorted to cheating in order to keep the belt. But, we all know, better then anyone, the exact lengths that Trish Stratus would go to, in order to remain a front woman of her own company. She was like the Jeff Jarrett of the WGEF. She just had to be a champion, no matter the costs. See, Jarrett owns a piece of TNA and conveniently enough, placed himself on the Championship Board. So it was only natural that Jeff Jarrett was a champion in the company that he helped to found and bring to “mainstream�?television. And it was definitely no coincidence that the man managed to score two or three �?if not more �?championship reigns in one single year. That’s the type of man that Jarrett was though. He had to be the mainstream guy, the headliner, the top dog. He felt it was owed to him because of all the “screw jobs�?and accomplishments he was robbed of in the WWE. He was that selfish. He put himself before the company�?I>his company. That’s one of the major similarities between Jarrett and Stratus. Their selfish greed, their need to be a headliner, to be on top. Their pathetic attempt to prove they are much better then everyone else in the world, despite their aging bodies and talents that seem of yesteryear. But hey, if they want to be considered the lackluster, mediocre skilled Ric Flair, Mae Young, Moolah or Hulk Hogan of the 21st century, then who are we to judge ‘em, right?

To close out a banner year for Jeanette, she managed to become a two time Women’s Champion, a feet that very few in this world, in this company get to achieve. Though she technically never lost the championship the first time, she still managed to be crowned a champion again, reclaiming her belt and her throne as the reigning Queen over WGEF, last Friday Night on Fight Night, by defeating the ‘champion�?/I> �?if you even want to call her that �?Ivy Stratus. And, as baffled as people may be, yes…she is the cousin of Trish. Ivy’s reign lasted a whole two weeks before she lost the belt to the better diva. All the talk that she managed to spew out week in and week out since her win, since being crowned the champion amounted to absolutely nothing. Jeanette took all that big, bad talk and managed to shove her foot so far down Ivy’s throat that Ivy nearly choked on the words. Ivy ran around WGEF like she’d just been named Miss. America or the Queen of the United States or something. She thought that everyone would bow to her, and that she’d be able to beat anyone, anywhere, anytime. She was the better diva, she was the better competitor, she was simply better. Or so she thought. You could sense the end of an ‘era�?when the match was booked just days after Jeanette returned to WGEF. It was posted all over wrestling forums, websites, fan sites and the like �?Jeanette Salazar to challenge Ivy Stratus on Friday Night Fight Night, for Ivy’s beloved Championship belt. The instant it was set in stone, signed off on and granted, the end was near for Ivy’s precious little reign. Jeanette was back and had taken over. Completely. And, like so many assumed, guessed and predicted; Jeanette reclaimed her throne as the top Diva in WGEF…as if anyone expected any other outcome that night. And poor Ivy was left with a bad taste in her mouth, the loss of her championship belt and any sort of merit she had as a wrestler, and foundation she had as a champion. She hadn’t even had a chance to get her foot in the door, as a champion. Her name plate had barely even been put on the belt, and already it was taken off. She didn’t last a month as a champion, let’s see if she has it in her to come back for more.

So where does that leave the new champion and the former champion this week? In very different areas. For the first time in…a really long time Jeanette would be a show opener. Go figure, eh? She would team with two other champions, the current Television Champion and her former mentor and trainer, Drew Stevenson and the current World Champion and one of her very best friends, Chris McKenzie. They were set to take on the team of Batista, Johnny Malone and Brooke Adams. Batista was a hopeful contender for the Television Champion. His soul mission right now, was to take the belt from Drew Stevenson. Had he been successful? No. Was Drew hell bent on shutting Batista up for good? Hell yes! Johnny Malone, however, was a non-factor in the match. He was an unreliable source of useless, wasted space on the WGEF roster. No one knew if, or when, he’d show up. He’d managed to score some really good matches before, but would never show for them. And if he did, he’d do the minimal at best and lose. So really, he was easily classified as the non-factor. That’s exactly how the three of us saw it. Which is the exact reason why it could easily be viewed, from the outside looking in, as a handicapped match. And easily looking at it, you could determine the winner just because of the opposing team. Three champions, three of the top champions against three nobodies that never really amounted to anything in WGEF except roster fillers…space fillers. Hands down, the Championship team would walk out victorious. It was a gimmie, a pre-preparation match, if you will. A little bit of practice. And Brooke Adams; she was lumped in a category between non-factor and mediocre factor. The girl could show, and put up some hellacious efforts and give the best fight she possibly could. Then, at other times, she’d do nothing at all, not show or do the minimal amount �?at best.

Me personally, I was intent on using Brooke as a calling card. See, later in the night a new number one contender would be named. It would either be Angela Stewart or Ivy Stratus. Neither one of them was a large enough blimp to merit worry from me, but hey…can’t blame ‘em for trying, right? But one of those two ladies would be granted a date with me, on January 4th at Civil War. I’d show up for my team and do my absolute best to assist them. And I really wasn’t bothered with having to step into the ring with a male or a female. I’ve fought them both before and I could do it again, anytime, any place. But I was specifically going to target Brooke, and use her to send a long, sound, lasting message to both Ivy and Angela �?more specifically, whichever of the two walked out victorious on Friday Night and became the new contender for my championship belt. I didn’t really have a major problem with Brooke, other then she was my opponent this week. And once the match was over and after everything was all said and done, I’d go on about my business and continue to not have a problem with her. It was just during the match that she and I would be butting heads. Just like with Ivy and Angela. I didn’t have a problem with either of those ladies. Hell, I barely knew enough about either of them to find a problem with them. Angela I’d never met before, never encountered before. I saw a match of hers, here and there �?I saw her in the hallway a time or two. But we’ve never spoken. We’ve never really had a reason to speak to each other. We’d exchange a glance or two, here and there but that was it. Nothing major. She just happened to find herself on my radar this time, by being a potential challenger to my belt. And Ivy, well, we’ll call her the unluckiest bitch of all. She’s the current girlfriend of one of my best and closest friends; Chris Kinning. We’d spoken a couple of times here and there, never about business and never for very long. Again, she just happened to squirm her way onto my radar by being crowned the champion last month at On the Edge and by being a potential challenger for my belt. Honestly, in my entire time with WGEF, there wasn’t a single female that had become a real threat to me, or a real problem for me except for two names that are both synonymous with WGEF. Courtney Helmsley-Michaels, who’s retired now…and Trish Stratus-Copes, the owner of the company and current Intercontinental Champion…with marked days, might we add.

Looking at it from the outside, I was fully confident with regards to my match on SmackDown…and at who I thought would walk out the new contender for my belt. Was I being cocky, over confident? Yeah, kind of. But with good reason. I’ve lost only two matches in my entire eight months of being with WGEF, and I managed to become a two time Women’s Champion in under a year. That tends to build up a person’s confidence level. Not to mention, I was fully aware of my skills, talent and ambition long before getting involved with WGEF, and had enough confidence then, to last me a life time. This…this is just an added bonus.

“Chris seriously, how can I take her seriously as a wrestler when she doesn’t even take herself seriously as a wrestler? What’s the biggest move she’s got? A DDT? Ooooh scary.�?I said, in a mocking way. “Jeanette, you’re a ham, you know that. You really are.�?Chris �?McKenzie �?replied, with a smirk on his face. “Oh, I knooooow you are not one to talk, Mr. I’m Better Than God!�?I snapped back, squinting my eyes at him. “But really, it’s Brooke freakin�?Adams, Chris. No one takes her seriously. Not even the flavor of the week she happens to find herself intertwined with. I mean look at last week. She was dating one guy, then all of a sudden she’s the special guest referee for a match that he’s in, against another guy that showed some ‘interest�?in her. She chooses the other guy�?what’s his name…Midol?�?Chris laughs, it wasn’t even close…it was Temper. “Uhh Jeanie, babe�?it’s Temper…�?Chris replied, while laughing. “Tomatoe, tomato…that’s beside the point, damnit! She still had to count the fall over her own boyfriend, Cooter buddy…whatever the hell he was to her and awarded this Midol guy the win. So, theoretically speaking…she choose that Midol guy as the winner, sided with him and choose him over her own boyfriend. Then she proceeds to make out with that Midol guy and, what happens? She gets dropped on her skanky ass for all her efforts.�?I let out a light chuckle. As much as it pained me to see another girl get used and abused like that, it was still tickled me, that woman could be that stupid still. “God, no wonder why people �?especially men �?assume that women have no brains at all. Tramps like her, that open their legs quicker and more frequently then they open their minds. The girls got about as much sense as God gave a rock. Actually, no…I think the rock has more sense. See, when it gets dropped, it normally just stays down and cowers away. This bitch gets dropped, and she’s off doing the next trampy thing she can think of, squeezing into a pair of tight booty shorts to show off her lip-sucked ass, crawling into the bed of a new guy. No wonder why everyone in WGEF thinks of her as nothing more then a joke. The shit end of a funny tale…the “warm up�?match, if you will. That’s all she is! She thinks she’ll be champion one day, she hopes and she prays for it but, in reality, it’ll never happen. Ivy has a better chance at getting this thing�?I slap the belt lightly “back then Brooke has of holding it, even once. And that, Christopher McKenzie, is exactly why I’m hell bent on shoving my size six and a half foot down her Grand Canyon-like mouth.�?/FONT>

Chris laughs, as Drew walks into the room. People wonder, where could they possibly be that they are all together like this, and it’s actually the arena the night of Fight Night. They all met up in Chris�?dressing room to go over a ‘game plan�?if you will, for their match later tonight. The plan was…walk in, kick ass, walk out. Simple, right? Any idiot with a pecker �?i.e. any man �?could grasp even that concept. Haha, joke people, calm down. Geez!

“What’s so funny, guys�?Drew asked, as he closed the door behind him. “Jeanette here is on a rampage. She seems to be more focused on taking Adams out of the match �?and the company �?then you are on taking Batista out of the match �?and the company. No wonder why she’s your most prized student, man. She’s like you in almost ever way, well, when it comes the ring anyway�?Chris replied, laughing still. He took a seat on the couch, still laughing some as he watched Drew sit on the arm rest of a chair that Jeanette flopped into. “Oh shut up Christopher! She’s not even a factor. I just wanna use her to show Ivy and Angela a piece of what they can expect, come Civil War. In a way, I sooo hope it’s Ivy that wins tonight. I’d love to boot her in the mouth again.�?I exclaimed, crossing my arms as I sat back in the chair. “Whoa, hostile much?�?Drew said, chuckling some. “Not really. I just think that the girl got a little too over zealous when she won the belt the first time, started spewing off at the mouth like she was the new Christ and Savior of the world. She refused to see the truth. She was lucky when she won at On the Edge, but she wasn’t so lucky last week on Fight Night. Just like, if she does win tonight, she won’t be so lucky at Civil War either. Other then her running her mouth every second she had, all “look at me, look at me…I’m a champion…yay�?I have no problems with the girl. Of course, now that I think of it, if I were to fight Ivy again and really hurt her, I’m not so sure Chris could forgive me. Hmm…�?I sat and pondered, as McKenzie rolled his eyes. “Oh fucking well, Jeanie. He’ll get over it. If not, fuck ‘em!�?He stated. It was no missed conception that McKenzie and Kinning’s were no longer on speaking terms. In fact, they hated each other…at least, right now.

“Chris�?�?I said, in a authoritive manner. “Yeah, yeah�?whatever!�?He replied back, sarcastically. “But in all seriousness, Brooke’s nothing more then a warm up opponent for me. Once Fight Night’s over with, she’ll fade back into the background just like she always does. And she’ll be forgotten, just like she always is. Of course, she’ll be off doing the next trampy thing she can think of to try and get back on the rector scale, but we all know how that’ll go. She’ll aggravate a different person, they’ll kick her in the throat and then, she’ll fly off that rector scale faster then she got on it. It’s a common thing with her, it happens every time. I honestly can’t remember the last time the girl was of any use to anyone, other then a fifteen minute pleasure push and a good blow job. If this were high school, she’d be the girl with her number all over every stale in the boys and girls bathrooms and locker rooms, with ‘For a Good Time, Call�?and her number under it. She’d also be the girl with a half a dozen kids with a half a dozen different baby-daddies but, that’s neither here nor there.�?Drew and Chris laugh, as I rose from my seat. “Seriously, the girl’s like a fucking doorknob, everyone gets a turn!�?And with that, I look from Drew to Chris, both of their eyes widen. “Hey now…we may have been man whores at one point or another but, even we have standards.�?Drew replied, with a laugh. “I’ll give this for her, though, the girls got the perfect mouth for a good blow j…�?before Drew could even finish the sentence, I immediately chimed in. “Oh good God man!�?I screamed loudly. “That was waaaaaay more information then I ever needed �?or wanted �?to know. Seriously, that’s like walking in on your parents screwing. It’s just gross and all kinds of yuckiness. Ugh, I am going to be sick.�?I continued, shaking my head and shuttering at the repulsiveness of that statement. “I was joking Jeanie, calm down�?Drew said, as he and Chris laughed. “That’s so noooot funny! And, when Kevin suffers because of your nastiness, I will be happy to tell him it’s your fault!�?I said, with a smirk on my face. “Dude…�?Chris chimed in, looking at me. “What? Oh okay, so you two can make perverted jokes about girls and their DSL’s but I can’t about me and the one and only guy I’m continuously making happy. How much of a freakin�?double standard is that! Ugh, men. So useless sometimes, I swear. If their wee little pea brains were half the size of their ball s�?�?before I could finish, they both screamed out. “JEANETTE!�?which seemed to silence me. “What?!�?I asked, smiling innocently.

“Women. It’s no wonder why so many dudes flip the script. They go off on a wild tangent for no real reason other then to…well…other then to just do it.�?Drew said, looking at Chris. “Mmhmm, this is nothing man. There was one night, a little bit after her and Justin broke up, that she came by my house at two in the morning, just to scream about strangling someone’s balls and driving a rusty nail through the peep hole of a pecker. And mind you, it was two in the fucking morning!�?Chris said, as they both shook their heads. “Okay, that is a total lie and you know it Christopher! I said that I wanted to cut off Justin’s Johnson and the Boys but…now that I think about it…strangling is not sounding too bad either. It’s actually pretty entertaining. You can squeeze ‘em all nice like, and make ‘em pop up like one of those squeezie toys you give to dogs, where the little toys eyes pop out.�?I could envision it in my head, which made me laugh. “Okay one…owe. And two…owe!�?Chris said, as he moved his hands towards his precious family jewels. “Woman, why is it…when their pissed they always aim for big daddy and the twins?�?Chris asked, looking at Drew. “Because men have wee little pee brains and think with the wrong head…all the time, that’s why!�?I replied, in a loud tone. “Besides, it’s not like I’d really do it. I mean, I totally could if I were pushed far enough, but what point would that show other then the fact that I was some crazy-deranged woman?�?I said, looking at them, standing in the center of the seating area in Chris�?room. “Wait…what? You’re crazy-deranged?�?Chris asked, in a sarcastic manner. “You can go straight to hell. Do not pass go, do not collect two hundred dollars!�?I said, squinting my eyes at him, giving him that ‘woman�?look. Drew laughed, watching Chris and I go at it. And yes, people, this is a normal conversation for me and McKenzie. We were always this crazy. “You two, I swear. It’s never a dull moment…I’ll say that much!�?Drew said, as he laughed.

“Oh shuttup!�?Chris replied, with a smirk. “Okay seriously…what were we talking about? I mean, we got waaaay off track here. We’re like so far away from the point here, it’s not even funny!�?I said, trying to think. “Well…oh yeah! You were going on about how much of a tramp Brooke was�?Drew said, looking at me. “Oh yeah. She really is a tramp, isn’t she?�?I said, as the three of us laughed some. “Yeah well, it’s the only thing that she’s apparently good at. Look guys, we’ve got this match in the bag. Don’t even worry about it. We’ll just go out there, beat some ass, come back here and wait as our ‘opponents�?for Civil War are named. Sound like a plan?�?Chris said, as he rose to his feet, followed by Drew. Drew and I smiled and said “Perfect�?at the same exact time. “Dude, if we were the Power Rangers we’d totally be morphing right now!�?I said, as the both of them shot me a ‘what the fuck�?look. I simply smiled, as they laughed some. “Okay fine…Charles Angels pose!�?I said, with a smile. “I think someone forgot to take her crazy pill this morning.�?Chris said, as I slapped his arm in a playful manner. “Ugh, you guys suck. Y’all are no fun!�?I said, as I headed towards the door. “Yeah, yeah. We love you too Jeanie�?they both said, laughing. “Ugh! Go lick a firecracker!�?I said, walking out of the room. Drew and Chris continued laughing, as Drew followed soon after, and then Chris. The scene faded into a commercial break, with the three of us walking down the hall, still talking to each other and laughing, as we further prepare for our match.


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From: MSN Nickname•qυєєησƒнєαятѕ™�?/nobr>Sent: 12/17/2008 8:13 PM

  And here is my first for the match on Friday night. I'll do my best to get a second posted (more then likely, I will) but things have been mad crazy for me getting ready to head back to school next semester. I've got transfer orientation on the 10th of January at 10:45 so yay for that. Plus all the class scheduling and financial aid crap. It's a mess, let me tell you, lol. Anywho; enjoy the rp and no offense to anyone, as you all already know. Just for fun, mmmhmm! Good luck to our opponents and yay, let's get this show on the road :)! Muah!
 

It wasn’t hard at all to think of great women in wrestling today and automatically lump Jeanette Salazar �?the current WGEF Women’s Champion �?in that category. She is one of the best female competitors on the circuit today, and seems to be breaking barriers in everything she does. Her first month in the company and she managed to garnish a contendership for the Women’s Championship. Two months into the company, she successfully becomes a one time Women’s Champion. Her first night in the company, she accepted an open challenge to Summer Fox, which some could easily say was quite bold of her. She lost to the Queen of WGEF, at the time, but not without taking a strong fight to Summer. And, some could easily say that Jeanette would be standing before us all today, as the WGEF Intercontinental champion, had Trish Stratus not resorted to cheating in order to keep the belt. But, we all know, better then anyone, the exact lengths that Trish Stratus would go to, in order to remain a front woman of her own company. She was like the Jeff Jarrett of the WGEF. She just had to be a champion, no matter the costs. See, Jarrett owns a piece of TNA and conveniently enough, placed himself on the Championship Board. So it was only natural that Jeff Jarrett was a champion in the company that he helped to found and bring to “mainstream�?television. And it was definitely no coincidence that the man managed to score two or three �?if not more �?championship reigns in one single year. That’s the type of man that Jarrett was though. He had to be the mainstream guy, the headliner, the top dog. He felt it was owed to him because of all the “screw jobs�?and accomplishments he was robbed of in the WWE. He was that selfish. He put himself before the company�?I>his company. That’s one of the major similarities between Jarrett and Stratus. Their selfish greed, their need to be a headliner, to be on top. Their pathetic attempt to prove they are much better then everyone else in the world, despite their aging bodies and talents that seem of yesteryear. But hey, if they want to be considered the lackluster, mediocre skilled Ric Flair, Mae Young, Moolah or Hulk Hogan of the 21st century, then who are we to judge ‘em, right?

To close out a banner year for Jeanette, she managed to become a two time Women’s Champion, a feet that very few in this world, in this company get to achieve. Though she technically never lost the championship the first time, she still managed to be crowned a champion again, reclaiming her belt and her throne as the reigning Queen over WGEF, last Friday Night on Fight Night, by defeating the ‘champion�?/I> �?if you even want to call her that �?Ivy Stratus. And, as baffled as people may be, yes…she is the cousin of Trish. Ivy’s reign lasted a whole two weeks before she lost the belt to the better diva. All the talk that she managed to spew out week in and week out since her win, since being crowned the champion amounted to absolutely nothing. Jeanette took all that big, bad talk and managed to shove her foot so far down Ivy’s throat that Ivy nearly choked on the words. Ivy ran around WGEF like she’d just been named Miss. America or the Queen of the United States or something. She thought that everyone would bow to her, and that she’d be able to beat anyone, anywhere, anytime. She was the better diva, she was the better competitor, she was simply better. Or so she thought. You could sense the end of an ‘era�?when the match was booked just days after Jeanette returned to WGEF. It was posted all over wrestling forums, websites, fan sites and the like �?Jeanette Salazar to challenge Ivy Stratus on Friday Night Fight Night, for Ivy’s beloved Championship belt. The instant it was set in stone, signed off on and granted, the end was near for Ivy’s precious little reign. Jeanette was back and had taken over. Completely. And, like so many assumed, guessed and predicted; Jeanette reclaimed her throne as the top Diva in WGEF…as if anyone expected any other outcome that night. And poor Ivy was left with a bad taste in her mouth, the loss of her championship belt and any sort of merit she had as a wrestler, and foundation she had as a champion. She hadn’t even had a chance to get her foot in the door, as a champion. Her name plate had barely even been put on the belt, and already it was taken off. She didn’t last a month as a champion, let’s see if she has it in her to come back for more.

So where does that leave the new champion and the former champion this week? In very different areas. For the first time in…a really long time Jeanette would be a show opener. Go figure, eh? She would team with two other champions, the current Television Champion and her former mentor and trainer, Drew Stevenson and the current World Champion and one of her very best friends, Chris McKenzie. They were set to take on the team of Batista, Johnny Malone and Brooke Adams. Batista was a hopeful contender for the Television Champion. His soul mission right now, was to take the belt from Drew Stevenson. Had he been successful? No. Was Drew hell bent on shutting Batista up for good? Hell yes! Johnny Malone, however, was a non-factor in the match. He was an unreliable source of useless, wasted space on the WGEF roster. No one knew if, or when, he’d show up. He’d managed to score some really good matches before, but would never show for them. And if he did, he’d do the minimal at best and lose. So really, he was easily classified as the non-factor. That’s exactly how the three of us saw it. Which is the exact reason why it could easily be viewed, from the outside looking in, as a handicapped match. And easily looking at it, you could determine the winner just because of the opposing team. Three champions, three of the top champions against three nobodies that never really amounted to anything in WGEF except roster fillers…space fillers. Hands down, the Championship team would walk out victorious. It was a gimmie, a pre-preparation match, if you will. A little bit of practice. And Brooke Adams; she was lumped in a category between non-factor and mediocre factor. The girl could show, and put up some hellacious efforts and give the best fight she possibly could. Then, at other times, she’d do nothing at all, not show or do the minimal amount �?at best.

Me personally, I was intent on using Brooke as a calling card. See, later in the night a new number one contender would be named. It would either be Angela Stewart or Ivy Stratus. Neither one of them was a large enough blimp to merit worry from me, but hey…can’t blame ‘em for trying, right? But one of those two ladies would be granted a date with me, on January 4th at Civil War. I’d show up for my team and do my absolute best to assist them. And I really wasn’t bothered with having to step into the ring with a male or a female. I’ve fought them both before and I could do it again, anytime, any place. But I was specifically going to target Brooke, and use her to send a long, sound, lasting message to both Ivy and Angela �?more specifically, whichever of the two walked out victorious on Friday Night and became the new contender for my championship belt. I didn’t really have a major problem with Brooke, other then she was my opponent this week. And once the match was over and after everything was all said and done, I’d go on about my business and continue to not have a problem with her. It was just during the match that she and I would be butting heads. Just like with Ivy and Angela. I didn’t have a problem with either of those ladies. Hell, I barely knew enough about either of them to find a problem with them. Angela I’d never met before, never encountered before. I saw a match of hers, here and there �?I saw her in the hallway a time or two. But we’ve never spoken. We’ve never really had a reason to speak to each other. We’d exchange a glance or two, here and there but that was it. Nothing major. She just happened to find herself on my radar this time, by being a potential challenger to my belt. And Ivy, well, we’ll call her the unluckiest bitch of all. She’s the current girlfriend of one of my best and closest friends; Chris Kinning. We’d spoken a couple of times here and there, never about business and never for very long. Again, she just happened to squirm her way onto my radar by being crowned the champion last month at On the Edge and by being a potential challenger for my belt. Honestly, in my entire time with WGEF, there wasn’t a single female that had become a real threat to me, or a real problem for me except for two names that are both synonymous with WGEF. Courtney Helmsley-Michaels, who’s retired now…and Trish Stratus-Copes, the owner of the company and current Intercontinental Champion…with marked days, might we add.

Looking at it from the outside, I was fully confident with regards to my match on SmackDown…and at who I thought would walk out the new contender for my belt. Was I being cocky, over confident? Yeah, kind of. But with good reason. I’ve lost only two matches in my entire eight months of being with WGEF, and I managed to become a two time Women’s Champion in under a year. That tends to build up a person’s confidence level. Not to mention, I was fully aware of my skills, talent and ambition long before getting involved with WGEF, and had enough confidence then, to last me a life time. This…this is just an added bonus.

“Chris seriously, how can I take her seriously as a wrestler when she doesn’t even take herself seriously as a wrestler? What’s the biggest move she’s got? A DDT? Ooooh scary.�?I said, in a mocking way. “Jeanette, you’re a ham, you know that. You really are.�?Chris �?McKenzie �?replied, with a smirk on his face. “Oh, I knooooow you are not one to talk, Mr. I’m Better Than God!�?I snapped back, squinting my eyes at him. “But really, it’s Brooke freakin�?Adams, Chris. No one takes her seriously. Not even the flavor of the week she happens to find herself intertwined with. I mean look at last week. She was dating one guy, then all of a sudden she’s the special guest referee for a match that he’s in, against another guy that showed some ‘interest�?in her. She chooses the other guy�?what’s his name…Midol?�?Chris laughs, it wasn’t even close…it was Temper. “Uhh Jeanie, babe�?it’s Temper…�?Chris replied, while laughing. “Tomatoe, tomato…that’s beside the point, damnit! She still had to count the fall over her own boyfriend, Cooter buddy…whatever the hell he was to her and awarded this Midol guy the win. So, theoretically speaking…she choose that Midol guy as the winner, sided with him and choose him over her own boyfriend. Then she proceeds to make out with that Midol guy and, what happens? She gets dropped on her skanky ass for all her efforts.�?I let out a light chuckle. As much as it pained me to see another girl get used and abused like that, it was still tickled me, that woman could be that stupid still. “God, no wonder why people �?especially men �?assume that women have no brains at all. Tramps like her, that open their legs quicker and more frequently then they open their minds. The girls got about as much sense as God gave a rock. Actually, no…I think the rock has more sense. See, when it gets dropped, it normally just stays down and cowers away. This bitch gets dropped, and she’s off doing the next trampy thing she can think of, squeezing into a pair of tight booty shorts to show off her lip-sucked ass, crawling into the bed of a new guy. No wonder why everyone in WGEF thinks of her as nothing more then a joke. The shit end of a funny tale…the “warm up�?match, if you will. That’s all she is! She thinks she’ll be champion one day, she hopes and she prays for it but, in reality, it’ll never happen. Ivy has a better chance at getting this thing�?I slap the belt lightly “back then Brooke has of holding it, even once. And that, Christopher McKenzie, is exactly why I’m hell bent on shoving my size six and a half foot down her Grand Canyon-like mouth.�?/FONT>

Chris laughs, as Drew walks into the room. People wonder, where could they possibly be that they are all together like this, and it’s actually the arena the night of Fight Night. They all met up in Chris�?dressing room to go over a ‘game plan�?if you will, for their match later tonight. The plan was…walk in, kick ass, walk out. Simple, right? Any idiot with a pecker �?i.e. any man �?could grasp even that concept. Haha, joke people, calm down. Geez!

“What’s so funny, guys�?Drew asked, as he closed the door behind him. “Jeanette here is on a rampage. She seems to be more focused on taking Adams out of the match �?and the company �?then you are on taking Batista out of the match �?and the company. No wonder why she’s your most prized student, man. She’s like you in almost ever way, well, when it comes the ring anyway�?Chris replied, laughing still. He took a seat on the couch, still laughing some as he watched Drew sit on the arm rest of a chair that Jeanette flopped into. “Oh shut up Christopher! She’s not even a factor. I just wanna use her to show Ivy and Angela a piece of what they can expect, come Civil War. In a way, I sooo hope it’s Ivy that wins tonight. I’d love to boot her in the mouth again.�?I exclaimed, crossing my arms as I sat back in the chair. “Whoa, hostile much?�?Drew said, chuckling some. “Not really. I just think that the girl got a little too over zealous when she won the belt the first time, started spewing off at the mouth like she was the new Christ and Savior of the world. She refused to see the truth. She was lucky when she won at On the Edge, but she wasn’t so lucky last week on Fight Night. Just like, if she does win tonight, she won’t be so lucky at Civil War either. Other then her running her mouth every second she had, all “look at me, look at me…I’m a champion…yay�?I have no problems with the girl. Of course, now that I think of it, if I were to fight Ivy again and really hurt her, I’m not so sure Chris could forgive me. Hmm…�?I sat and pondered, as McKenzie rolled his eyes. “Oh fucking well, Jeanie. He’ll get over it. If not, fuck ‘em!�?He stated. It was no missed conception that McKenzie and Kinning’s were no longer on speaking terms. In fact, they hated each other…at least, right now.

“Chris�?�?I said, in a authoritive manner. “Yeah, yeah�?whatever!�?He replied back, sarcastically. “But in all seriousness, Brooke’s nothing more then a warm up opponent for me. Once Fight Night’s over with, she’ll fade back into the background just like she always does. And she’ll be forgotten, just like she always is. Of course, she’ll be off doing the next trampy thing she can think of to try and get back on the rector scale, but we all know how that’ll go. She’ll aggravate a different person, they’ll kick her in the throat and then, she’ll fly off that rector scale faster then she got on it. It’s a common thing with her, it happens every time. I honestly can’t remember the last time the girl was of any use to anyone, other then a fifteen minute pleasure push and a good blow job. If this were high school, she’d be the girl with her number all over every stale in the boys and girls bathrooms and locker rooms, with ‘For a Good Time, Call�?and her number under it. She’d also be the girl with a half a dozen kids with a half a dozen different baby-daddies but, that’s neither here nor there.�?Drew and Chris laugh, as I rose from my seat. “Seriously, the girl’s like a fucking doorknob, everyone gets a turn!�?And with that, I look from Drew to Chris, both of their eyes widen. “Hey now…we may have been man whores at one point or another but, even we have standards.�?Drew replied, with a laugh. “I’ll give this for her, though, the girls got the perfect mouth for a good blow j…�?before Drew could even finish the sentence, I immediately chimed in. “Oh good God man!�?I screamed loudly. “That was waaaaaay more information then I ever needed �?or wanted �?to know. Seriously, that’s like walking in on your parents screwing. It’s just gross and all kinds of yuckiness. Ugh, I am going to be sick.�?I continued, shaking my head and shuttering at the repulsiveness of that statement. “I was joking Jeanie, calm down�?Drew said, as he and Chris laughed. “That’s so noooot funny! And, when Kevin suffers because of your nastiness, I will be happy to tell him it’s your fault!�?I said, with a smirk on my face. “Dude…�?Chris chimed in, looking at me. “What? Oh okay, so you two can make perverted jokes about girls and their DSL’s but I can’t about me and the one and only guy I’m continuously making happy. How much of a freakin�?double standard is that! Ugh, men. So useless sometimes, I swear. If their wee little pea brains were half the size of their ball s�?�?before I could finish, they both screamed out. “JEANETTE!�?which seemed to silence me. “What?!�?I asked, smiling innocently.

“Women. It’s no wonder why so many dudes flip the script. They go off on a wild tangent for no real reason other then to…well…other then to just do it.�?Drew said, looking at Chris. “Mmhmm, this is nothing man. There was one night, a little bit after her and Justin broke up, that she came by my house at two in the morning, just to scream about strangling someone’s balls and driving a rusty nail through the peep hole of a pecker. And mind you, it was two in the fucking morning!�?Chris said, as they both shook their heads. “Okay, that is a total lie and you know it Christopher! I said that I wanted to cut off Justin’s Johnson and the Boys but…now that I think about it…strangling is not sounding too bad either. It’s actually pretty entertaining. You can squeeze ‘em all nice like, and make ‘em pop up like one of those squeezie toys you give to dogs, where the little toys eyes pop out.�?I could envision it in my head, which made me laugh. “Okay one…owe. And two…owe!�?Chris said, as he moved his hands towards his precious family jewels. “Woman, why is it…when their pissed they always aim for big daddy and the twins?�?Chris asked, looking at Drew. “Because men have wee little pee brains and think with the wrong head…all the time, that’s why!�?I replied, in a loud tone. “Besides, it’s not like I’d really do it. I mean, I totally could if I were pushed far enough, but what point would that show other then the fact that I was some crazy-deranged woman?�?I said, looking at them, standing in the center of the seating area in Chris�?room. “Wait…what? You’re crazy-deranged?�?Chris asked, in a sarcastic manner. “You can go straight to hell. Do not pass go, do not collect two hundred dollars!�?I said, squinting my eyes at him, giving him that ‘woman�?look. Drew laughed, watching Chris and I go at it. And yes, people, this is a normal conversation for me and McKenzie. We were always this crazy. “You two, I swear. It’s never a dull moment…I’ll say that much!�?Drew said, as he laughed.

“Oh shuttup!�?Chris replied, with a smirk. “Okay seriously…what were we talking about? I mean, we got waaaay off track here. We’re like so far away from the point here, it’s not even funny!�?I said, trying to think. “Well…oh yeah! You were going on about how much of a tramp Brooke was�?Drew said, looking at me. “Oh yeah. She really is a tramp, isn’t she?�?I said, as the three of us laughed some. “Yeah well, it’s the only thing that she’s apparently good at. Look guys, we’ve got this match in the bag. Don’t even worry about it. We’ll just go out there, beat some ass, come back here and wait as our ‘opponents�?for Civil War are named. Sound like a plan?�?Chris said, as he rose to his feet, followed by Drew. Drew and I smiled and said “Perfect�?at the same exact time. “Dude, if we were the Power Rangers we’d totally be morphing right now!�?I said, as the both of them shot me a ‘what the fuck�?look. I simply smiled, as they laughed some. “Okay fine…Charles Angels pose!�?I said, with a smile. “I think someone forgot to take her crazy pill this morning.�?Chris said, as I slapped his arm in a playful manner. “Ugh, you guys suck. Y’all are no fun!�?I said, as I headed towards the door. “Yeah, yeah. We love you too Jeanie�?they both said, laughing. “Ugh! Go lick a firecracker!�?I said, walking out of the room. Drew and Chris continued laughing, as Drew followed soon after, and then Chris. The scene faded into a commercial break, with the three of us walking down the hall, still talking to each other and laughing, as we further prepare for our match.

 


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  And here is my first for the match on Friday night. I'll do my best to get a second posted (more then likely, I will) but things have been mad crazy for me getting ready to head back to school next semester. I've got transfer orientation on the 10th of January at 10:45 so yay for that. Plus all the class scheduling and financial aid crap. It's a mess, let me tell you, lol. Anywho; enjoy the rp and no offense to anyone, as you all already know. Just for fun, mmmhmm! Good luck to our opponents and yay, let's get this show on the road :)! Muah!
 

It wasn’t hard at all to think of great women in wrestling today and automatically lump Jeanette Salazar �?the current WGEF Women’s Champion �?in that category. She is one of the best female competitors on the circuit today, and seems to be breaking barriers in everything she does. Her first month in the company and she managed to garnish a contendership for the Women’s Championship. Two months into the company, she successfully becomes a one time Women’s Champion. Her first night in the company, she accepted an open challenge to Summer Fox, which some could easily say was quite bold of her. She lost to the Queen of WGEF, at the time, but not without taking a strong fight to Summer. And, some could easily say that Jeanette would be standing before us all today, as the WGEF Intercontinental champion, had Trish Stratus not resorted to cheating in order to keep the belt. But, we all know, better then anyone, the exact lengths that Trish Stratus would go to, in order to remain a front woman of her own company. She was like the Jeff Jarrett of the WGEF. She just had to be a champion, no matter the costs. See, Jarrett owns a piece of TNA and conveniently enough, placed himself on the Championship Board. So it was only natural that Jeff Jarrett was a champion in the company that he helped to found and bring to “mainstream�?television. And it was definitely no coincidence that the man managed to score two or three �?if not more �?championship reigns in one single year. That’s the type of man that Jarrett was though. He had to be the mainstream guy, the headliner, the top dog. He felt it was owed to him because of all the “screw jobs�?and accomplishments he was robbed of in the WWE. He was that selfish. He put himself before the company�?I>his company. That’s one of the major similarities between Jarrett and Stratus. Their selfish greed, their need to be a headliner, to be on top. Their pathetic attempt to prove they are much better then everyone else in the world, despite their aging bodies and talents that seem of yesteryear. But hey, if they want to be considered the lackluster, mediocre skilled Ric Flair, Mae Young, Moolah or Hulk Hogan of the 21st century, then who are we to judge ‘em, right?

To close out a banner year for Jeanette, she managed to become a two time Women’s Champion, a feet that very few in this world, in this company get to achieve. Though she technically never lost the championship the first time, she still managed to be crowned a champion again, reclaiming her belt and her throne as the reigning Queen over WGEF, last Friday Night on Fight Night, by defeating the ‘champion�?/I> �?if you even want to call her that �?Ivy Stratus. And, as baffled as people may be, yes…she is the cousin of Trish. Ivy’s reign lasted a whole two weeks before she lost the belt to the better diva. All the talk that she managed to spew out week in and week out since her win, since being crowned the champion amounted to absolutely nothing. Jeanette took all that big, bad talk and managed to shove her foot so far down Ivy’s throat that Ivy nearly choked on the words. Ivy ran around WGEF like she’d just been named Miss. America or the Queen of the United States or something. She thought that everyone would bow to her, and that she’d be able to beat anyone, anywhere, anytime. She was the better diva, she was the better competitor, she was simply better. Or so she thought. You could sense the end of an ‘era�?when the match was booked just days after Jeanette returned to WGEF. It was posted all over wrestling forums, websites, fan sites and the like �?Jeanette Salazar to challenge Ivy Stratus on Friday Night Fight Night, for Ivy’s beloved Championship belt. The instant it was set in stone, signed off on and granted, the end was near for Ivy’s precious little reign. Jeanette was back and had taken over. Completely. And, like so many assumed, guessed and predicted; Jeanette reclaimed her throne as the top Diva in WGEF…as if anyone expected any other outcome that night. And poor Ivy was left with a bad taste in her mouth, the loss of her championship belt and any sort of merit she had as a wrestler, and foundation she had as a champion. She hadn’t even had a chance to get her foot in the door, as a champion. Her name plate had barely even been put on the belt, and already it was taken off. She didn’t last a month as a champion, let’s see if she has it in her to come back for more.

So where does that leave the new champion and the former champion this week? In very different areas. For the first time in…a really long time Jeanette would be a show opener. Go figure, eh? She would team with two other champions, the current Television Champion and her former mentor and trainer, Drew Stevenson and the current World Champion and one of her very best friends, Chris McKenzie. They were set to take on the team of Batista, Johnny Malone and Brooke Adams. Batista was a hopeful contender for the Television Champion. His soul mission right now, was to take the belt from Drew Stevenson. Had he been successful? No. Was Drew hell bent on shutting Batista up for good? Hell yes! Johnny Malone, however, was a non-factor in the match. He was an unreliable source of useless, wasted space on the WGEF roster. No one knew if, or when, he’d show up. He’d managed to score some really good matches before, but would never show for them. And if he did, he’d do the minimal at best and lose. So really, he was easily classified as the non-factor. That’s exactly how the three of us saw it. Which is the exact reason why it could easily be viewed, from the outside looking in, as a handicapped match. And easily looking at it, you could determine the winner just because of the opposing team. Three champions, three of the top champions against three nobodies that never really amounted to anything in WGEF except roster fillers…space fillers. Hands down, the Championship team would walk out victorious. It was a gimmie, a pre-preparation match, if you will. A little bit of practice. And Brooke Adams; she was lumped in a category between non-factor and mediocre factor. The girl could show, and put up some hellacious efforts and give the best fight she possibly could. Then, at other times, she’d do nothing at all, not show or do the minimal amount �?at best.

Me personally, I was intent on using Brooke as a calling card. See, later in the night a new number one contender would be named. It would either be Angela Stewart or Ivy Stratus. Neither one of them was a large enough blimp to merit worry from me, but hey…can’t blame ‘em for trying, right? But one of those two ladies would be granted a date with me, on January 4th at Civil War. I’d show up for my team and do my absolute best to assist them. And I really wasn’t bothered with having to step into the ring with a male or a female. I’ve fought them both before and I could do it again, anytime, any place. But I was specifically going to target Brooke, and use her to send a long, sound, lasting message to both Ivy and Angela �?more specifically, whichever of the two walked out victorious on Friday Night and became the new contender for my championship belt. I didn’t really have a major problem with Brooke, other then she was my opponent this week. And once the match was over and after everything was all said and done, I’d go on about my business and continue to not have a problem with her. It was just during the match that she and I would be butting heads. Just like with Ivy and Angela. I didn’t have a problem with either of those ladies. Hell, I barely knew enough about either of them to find a problem with them. Angela I’d never met before, never encountered before. I saw a match of hers, here and there �?I saw her in the hallway a time or two. But we’ve never spoken. We’ve never really had a reason to speak to each other. We’d exchange a glance or two, here and there but that was it. Nothing major. She just happened to find herself on my radar this time, by being a potential challenger to my belt. And Ivy, well, we’ll call her the unluckiest bitch of all. She’s the current girlfriend of one of my best and closest friends; Chris Kinning. We’d spoken a couple of times here and there, never about business and never for very long. Again, she just happened to squirm her way onto my radar by being crowned the champion last month at On the Edge and by being a potential challenger for my belt. Honestly, in my entire time with WGEF, there wasn’t a single female that had become a real threat to me, or a real problem for me except for two names that are both synonymous with WGEF. Courtney Helmsley-Michaels, who’s retired now…and Trish Stratus-Copes, the owner of the company and current Intercontinental Champion…with marked days, might we add.

Looking at it from the outside, I was fully confident with regards to my match on SmackDown…and at who I thought would walk out the new contender for my belt. Was I being cocky, over confident? Yeah, kind of. But with good reason. I’ve lost only two matches in my entire eight months of being with WGEF, and I managed to become a two time Women’s Champion in under a year. That tends to build up a person’s confidence level. Not to mention, I was fully aware of my skills, talent and ambition long before getting involved with WGEF, and had enough confidence then, to last me a life time. This…this is just an added bonus.

�?FONT color=#996699>Chris seriously, how can I take her seriously as a wrestler when she doesn’t even take herself seriously as a wrestler? What’s the biggest move she’s got? A DDT? Ooooh scary.�?I said, in a mocking way. �?FONT color=#666666>Jeanette, you’re a ham, you know that. You really are.�?Chris �?McKenzie �?replied, with a smirk on his face. �?FONT color=#996699>Oh, I knooooow you are not one to talk, Mr. I’m Better Than God!�?I snapped back, squinting my eyes at him. �?FONT color=#996699>But really, it’s Brooke freakin�?Adams, Chris. No one takes her seriously. Not even the flavor of the week she happens to find herself intertwined with. I mean look at last week. She was dating one guy, then all of a sudden she’s the special guest referee for a match that he’s in, against another guy that showed some ‘interest�?in her. She chooses the other guy�?what’s his name…Midol?�?Chris laughs, it wasn’t even close…it was Temper. �?FONT color=#666666>Uhh Jeanie, babe�?it’s Temper�?/FONT>�?Chris replied, while laughing. �?FONT color=#996699>Tomatoe, tomato…that’s beside the point, damnit! She still had to count the fall over her own boyfriend, Cooter buddy…whatever the hell he was to her and awarded this Midol guy the win. So, theoretically speaking…she choose that Midol guy as the winner, sided with him and choose him over her own boyfriend. Then she proceeds to make out with that Midol guy and, what happens? She gets dropped on her skanky ass for all her efforts.�?I let out a light chuckle. As much as it pained me to see another girl get used and abused like that, it was still tickled me, that woman could be that stupid still. �?FONT color=#996699>God, no wonder why people �?especially men �?assume that women have no brains at all. Tramps like her, that open their legs quicker and more frequently then they open their minds. The girls got about as much sense as God gave a rock. Actually, no…I think the rock has more sense. See, when it gets dropped, it normally just stays down and cowers away. This bitch gets dropped, and she’s off doing the next trampy thing she can think of, squeezing into a pair of tight booty shorts to show off her lip-sucked ass, crawling into the bed of a new guy. No wonder why everyone in WGEF thinks of her as nothing more then a joke. The shit end of a funny tale…the “warm up�?match, if you will. That’s all she is! She thinks she’ll be champion one day, she hopes and she prays for it but, in reality, it’ll never happen. Ivy has a better chance at getting this thing�?I slap the belt lightly �?FONT color=#996699>back then Brooke has of holding it, even once. And that, Christopher McKenzie, is exactly why I’m hell bent on shoving my size six and a half foot down her Grand Canyon-like mouth.�?/FONT>

Chris laughs, as Drew walks into the room. People wonder, where could they possibly be that they are all together like this, and it’s actually the arena the night of Fight Night. They all met up in Chris�?dressing room to go over a ‘game plan�?if you will, for their match later tonight. The plan was…walk in, kick ass, walk out. Simple, right? Any idiot with a pecker �?i.e. any man �?could grasp even that concept. Haha, joke people, calm down. Geez!

�?FONT color=#ffffff>What’s so funny, guys�?Drew asked, as he closed the door behind him. �?FONT color=#666666>Jeanette here is on a rampage. She seems to be more focused on taking Adams out of the match �?and the company �?then you are on taking Batista out of the match �?and the company. No wonder why she’s your most prized student, man. She’s like you in almost ever way, well, when it comes the ring anyway�?Chris replied, laughing still. He took a seat on the couch, still laughing some as he watched Drew sit on the arm rest of a chair that Jeanette flopped into. �?FONT color=#996699>Oh shut up Christopher! She’s not even a factor. I just wanna use her to show Ivy and Angela a piece of what they can expect, come Civil War. In a way, I sooo hope it’s Ivy that wins tonight. I’d love to boot her in the mouth again.�?I exclaimed, crossing my arms as I sat back in the chair. �?FONT color=#ffffff>Whoa, hostile much?�?Drew said, chuckling some. �?FONT color=#996699>Not really. I just think that the girl got a little too over zealous when she won the belt the first time, started spewing off at the mouth like she was the new Christ and Savior of the world. She refused to see the truth. She was lucky when she won at On the Edge, but she wasn’t so lucky last week on Fight Night. Just like, if she does win tonight, she won’t be so lucky at Civil War either. Other then her running her mouth every second she had, all “look at me, look at me…I’m a champion…yay�?I have no problems with the girl. Of course, now that I think of it, if I were to fight Ivy again and really hurt her, I’m not so sure Chris could forgive me. Hmm�?/FONT>�?I sat and pondered, as McKenzie rolled his eyes. �?FONT color=#666666>Oh fucking well, Jeanie. He’ll get over it. If not, fuck ‘em!�?He stated. It was no missed conception that McKenzie and Kinning’s were no longer on speaking terms. In fact, they hated each other…at least, right now.

�?FONT color=#996699>Chris�?�?I said, in a authoritive manner. �?FONT color=#666666>Yeah, yeah�?whatever!�?He replied back, sarcastically. �?FONT color=#996699>But in all seriousness, Brooke’s nothing more then a warm up opponent for me. Once Fight Night’s over with, she’ll fade back into the background just like she always does. And she’ll be forgotten, just like she always is. Of course, she’ll be off doing the next trampy thing she can think of to try and get back on the rector scale, but we all know how that’ll go. She’ll aggravate a different person, they’ll kick her in the throat and then, she’ll fly off that rector scale faster then she got on it. It’s a common thing with her, it happens every time. I honestly can’t remember the last time the girl was of any use to anyone, other then a fifteen minute pleasure push and a good blow job. If this were high school, she’d be the girl with her number all over every stale in the boys and girls bathrooms and locker rooms, with ‘For a Good Time, Call�?and her number under it. She’d also be the girl with a half a dozen kids with a half a dozen different baby-daddies but, that’s neither here nor there.�?Drew and Chris laugh, as I rose from my seat. �?FONT color=#996699>Seriously, the girl’s like a fucking doorknob, everyone gets a turn!�?And with that, I look from Drew to Chris, both of their eyes widen. �?FONT color=#ffffff>Hey now…we may have been man whores at one point or another but, even we have standards.�?Drew replied, with a laugh. �?FONT color=#ffffff>I’ll give this for her, though, the girls got the perfect mouth for a good blow j�?/FONT>�?before Drew could even finish the sentence, I immediately chimed in. �?FONT color=#996699>Oh good God man!�?I screamed loudly. �?FONT color=#996699>That was waaaaaay more information then I ever needed �?or wanted �?to know. Seriously, that’s like walking in on your parents screwing. It’s just gross and all kinds of yuckiness. Ugh, I am going to be sick.�?I continued, shaking my head and shuttering at the repulsiveness of that statement. �?FONT color=#ffffff>I was joking Jeanie, calm down�?Drew said, as he and Chris laughed. �?FONT color=#996699>That’s so noooot funny! And, when Kevin suffers because of your nastiness, I will be happy to tell him it’s your fault!�?I said, with a smirk on my face. �?FONT color=#666666>Dude�?/FONT>�?Chris chimed in, looking at me. �?FONT color=#996699>What? Oh okay, so you two can make perverted jokes about girls and their DSL’s but I can’t about me and the one and only guy I’m continuously making happy. How much of a freakin�?double standard is that! Ugh, men. So useless sometimes, I swear. If their wee little pea brains were half the size of their ball s�?�?before I could finish, they both screamed out. �?FONT color=#666666>JEANETTE!�?which seemed to silence me. �?FONT color=#996699>What?!�?I asked, smiling innocently.

�?FONT color=#ffffff>Women. It’s no wonder why so many dudes flip the script. They go off on a wild tangent for no real reason other then to…well…other then to just do it.�?Drew said, looking at Chris. �?FONT color=#666666>Mmhmm, this is nothing man. There was one night, a little bit after her and Justin broke up, that she came by my house at two in the morning, just to scream about strangling someone’s balls and driving a rusty nail through the peep hole of a pecker. And mind you, it was two in the fucking morning!�?Chris said, as they both shook their heads. �?FONT color=#996699>Okay, that is a total lie and you know it Christopher! I said that I wanted to cut off Justin’s Johnson and the Boys but…now that I think about it…strangling is not sounding too bad either. It’s actually pretty entertaining. You can squeeze ‘em all nice like, and make ‘em pop up like one of those squeezie toys you give to dogs, where the little toys eyes pop out.�?I could envision it in my head, which made me laugh. �?FONT color=#666666>Okay one…owe. And two…owe!�?Chris said, as he moved his hands towards his precious family jewels. �?FONT color=#666666>Woman, why is it…when their pissed they always aim for big daddy and the twins?�?Chris asked, looking at Drew. �?FONT color=#996699>Because men have wee little pee brains and think with the wrong head…all the time, that’s why!�?I replied, in a loud tone. �?FONT color=#996699>Besides, it’s not like I’d really do it. I mean, I totally could if I were pushed far enough, but what point would that show other then the fact that I was some crazy-deranged woman?�?I said, looking at them, standing in the center of the seating area in Chris�?room. �?FONT color=#666666>Wait…what? You’re crazy-deranged?�?Chris asked, in a sarcastic manner. �?FONT color=#996699>You can go straight to hell. Do not pass go, do not collect two hundred dollars!�?I said, squinting my eyes at him, giving him that ‘woman�?look. Drew laughed, watching Chris and I go at it. And yes, people, this is a normal conversation for me and McKenzie. We were always this crazy. �?FONT color=#ffffff>You two, I swear. It’s never a dull moment…I’ll say that much!�?Drew said, as he laughed.

�?FONT color=#666666>Oh shuttup!�?Chris replied, with a smirk. �?FONT color=#996699>Okay seriously…what were we talking about? I mean, we got waaaay off track here. We’re like so far away from the point here, it’s not even funny!�?I said, trying to think. �?FONT color=#ffffff>Well…oh yeah! You were going on about how much of a tramp Brooke was�?Drew said, looking at me. �?FONT color=#996699>Oh yeah. She really is a tramp, isn’t she?�?I said, as the three of us laughed some. �?FONT color=#666666>Yeah well, it’s the only thing that she’s apparently good at. Look guys, we’ve got this match in the bag. Don’t even worry about it. We’ll just go out there, beat some ass, come back here and wait as our ‘opponents�?for Civil War are named. Sound like a plan?�?Chris said, as he rose to his feet, followed by Drew. Drew and I smiled and said �?FONT color=#996699>Perfect�?at the same exact time. �?FONT color=#996699>Dude, if we were the Power Rangers we’d totally be morphing right now!�?I said, as the both of them shot me a ‘what the fuck�?look. I simply smiled, as they laughed some. �?FONT color=#996699>Okay fine…Charles Angels pose!�?I said, with a smile. �?FONT color=#666666>I think someone forgot to take her crazy pill this morning.�?Chris said, as I slapped his arm in a playful manner. �?FONT color=#996699>Ugh, you guys suck. Y’all are no fun!�?I said, as I headed towards the door. �?FONT color=#ffffff>Yeah, yeah. We love you too Jeanie�?they both said, laughing. �?FONT color=#996699>Ugh! Go lick a firecracker!�?I said, walking out of the room. Drew and Chris continued laughing, as Drew followed soon after, and then Chris. The scene faded into a commercial break, with the three of us walking down the hall, still talking to each other and laughing, as we further prepare for our match.

 


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From: MSN Nickname•qυєєησƒнєαятѕ™�?/nobr>Sent: 12/17/2008 8:30 PM

  And here is my first for the match on Friday night. I'll do my best to get a second posted (more then likely, I will) but things have been mad crazy for me getting ready to head back to school next semester. I've got transfer orientation on the 10th of January at 10:45 so yay for that. Plus all the class scheduling and financial aid crap. It's a mess, let me tell you, lol. Anywho; enjoy the rp and no offense to anyone, as you all already know. Just for fun, mmmhmm! Good luck to our opponents and yay, let's get this show on the road :)! Muah!
 

It wasn’t hard at all to think of great women in wrestling today and automatically lump Jeanette Salazar �?the current WGEF Women’s Champion �?in that category. She is one of the best female competitors on the circuit today, and seems to be breaking barriers in everything she does. Her first month in the company and she managed to garnish a contendership for the Women’s Championship. Two months into the company, she successfully becomes a one time Women’s Champion. Her first night in the company, she accepted an open challenge to Summer Fox, which some could easily say was quite bold of her. She lost to the Queen of WGEF, at the time, but not without taking a strong fight to Summer. And, some could easily say that Jeanette would be standing before us all today, as the WGEF Intercontinental champion, had Trish Stratus not resorted to cheating in order to keep the belt. But, we all know, better then anyone, the exact lengths that Trish Stratus would go to, in order to remain a front woman of her own company. She was like the Jeff Jarrett of the WGEF. She just had to be a champion, no matter the costs. See, Jarrett owns a piece of TNA and conveniently enough, placed himself on the Championship Board. So it was only natural that Jeff Jarrett was a champion in the company that he helped to found and bring to “mainstream�?television. And it was definitely no coincidence that the man managed to score two or three �?if not more �?championship reigns in one single year. That’s the type of man that Jarrett was though. He had to be the mainstream guy, the headliner, the top dog. He felt it was owed to him because of all the “screw jobs�?and accomplishments he was robbed of in the WWE. He was that selfish. He put himself before the company�?I>his company. That’s one of the major similarities between Jarrett and Stratus. Their selfish greed, their need to be a headliner, to be on top. Their pathetic attempt to prove they are much better then everyone else in the world, despite their aging bodies and talents that seem of yesteryear. But hey, if they want to be considered the lackluster, mediocre skilled Ric Flair, Mae Young, Moolah or Hulk Hogan of the 21st century, then who are we to judge ‘em, right?

To close out a banner year for Jeanette, she managed to become a two time Women’s Champion, a feet that very few in this world, in this company get to achieve. Though she technically never lost the championship the first time, she still managed to be crowned a champion again, reclaiming her belt and her throne as the reigning Queen over WGEF, last Friday Night on Fight Night, by defeating the ‘champion�?/I> �?if you even want to call her that �?Ivy Stratus. And, as baffled as people may be, yes…she is the cousin of Trish. Ivy’s reign lasted a whole two weeks before she lost the belt to the better diva. All the talk that she managed to spew out week in and week out since her win, since being crowned the champion amounted to absolutely nothing. Jeanette took all that big, bad talk and managed to shove her foot so far down Ivy’s throat that Ivy nearly choked on the words. Ivy ran around WGEF like she’d just been named Miss. America or the Queen of the United States or something. She thought that everyone would bow to her, and that she’d be able to beat anyone, anywhere, anytime. She was the better diva, she was the better competitor, she was simply better. Or so she thought. You could sense the end of an ‘era�?when the match was booked just days after Jeanette returned to WGEF. It was posted all over wrestling forums, websites, fan sites and the like �?Jeanette Salazar to challenge Ivy Stratus on Friday Night Fight Night, for Ivy’s beloved Championship belt. The instant it was set in stone, signed off on and granted, the end was near for Ivy’s precious little reign. Jeanette was back and had taken over. Completely. And, like so many assumed, guessed and predicted; Jeanette reclaimed her throne as the top Diva in WGEF…as if anyone expected any other outcome that night. And poor Ivy was left with a bad taste in her mouth, the loss of her championship belt and any sort of merit she had as a wrestler, and foundation she had as a champion. She hadn’t even had a chance to get her foot in the door, as a champion. Her name plate had barely even been put on the belt, and already it was taken off. She didn’t last a month as a champion, let’s see if she has it in her to come back for more.

So where does that leave the new champion and the former champion this week? In very different areas. For the first time in…a really long time Jeanette would be a show opener. Go figure, eh? She would team with two other champions, the current Television Champion and her former mentor and trainer, Drew Stevenson and the current World Champion and one of her very best friends, Chris McKenzie. They were set to take on the team of Batista, Johnny Malone and Brooke Adams. Batista was a hopeful contender for the Television Champion. His soul mission right now, was to take the belt from Drew Stevenson. Had he been successful? No. Was Drew hell bent on shutting Batista up for good? Hell yes! Johnny Malone, however, was a non-factor in the match. He was an unreliable source of useless, wasted space on the WGEF roster. No one knew if, or when, he’d show up. He’d managed to score some really good matches before, but would never show for them. And if he did, he’d do the minimal at best and lose. So really, he was easily classified as the non-factor. That’s exactly how the three of us saw it. Which is the exact reason why it could easily be viewed, from the outside looking in, as a handicapped match. And easily looking at it, you could determine the winner just because of the opposing team. Three champions, three of the top champions against three nobodies that never really amounted to anything in WGEF except roster fillers…space fillers. Hands down, the Championship team would walk out victorious. It was a gimmie, a pre-preparation match, if you will. A little bit of practice. And Brooke Adams; she was lumped in a category between non-factor and mediocre factor. The girl could show, and put up some hellacious efforts and give the best fight she possibly could. Then, at other times, she’d do nothing at all, not show or do the minimal amount �?at best.

Me personally, I was intent on using Brooke as a calling card. See, later in the night a new number one contender would be named. It would either be Angela Stewart or Ivy Stratus. Neither one of them was a large enough blimp to merit worry from me, but hey…can’t blame ‘em for trying, right? But one of those two ladies would be granted a date with me, on January 4th at Civil War. I’d show up for my team and do my absolute best to assist them. And I really wasn’t bothered with having to step into the ring with a male or a female. I’ve fought them both before and I could do it again, anytime, any place. But I was specifically going to target Brooke, and use her to send a long, sound, lasting message to both Ivy and Angela �?more specifically, whichever of the two walked out victorious on Friday Night and became the new contender for my championship belt. I didn’t really have a major problem with Brooke, other then she was my opponent this week. And once the match was over and after everything was all said and done, I’d go on about my business and continue to not have a problem with her. It was just during the match that she and I would be butting heads. Just like with Ivy and Angela. I didn’t have a problem with either of those ladies. Hell, I barely knew enough about either of them to find a problem with them. Angela I’d never met before, never encountered before. I saw a match of hers, here and there �?I saw her in the hallway a time or two. But we’ve never spoken. We’ve never really had a reason to speak to each other. We’d exchange a glance or two, here and there but that was it. Nothing major. She just happened to find herself on my radar this time, by being a potential challenger to my belt. And Ivy, well, we’ll call her the unluckiest bitch of all. She’s the current girlfriend of one of my best and closest friends; Chris Kinning. We’d spoken a couple of times here and there, never about business and never for very long. Again, she just happened to squirm her way onto my radar by being crowned the champion last month at On the Edge and by being a potential challenger for my belt. Honestly, in my entire time with WGEF, there wasn’t a single female that had become a real threat to me, or a real problem for me except for two names that are both synonymous with WGEF. Courtney Helmsley-Michaels, who’s retired now…and Trish Stratus-Copes, the owner of the company and current Intercontinental Champion…with marked days, might we add.

Looking at it from the outside, I was fully confident with regards to my match on SmackDown…and at who I thought would walk out the new contender for my belt. Was I being cocky, over confident? Yeah, kind of. But with good reason. I’ve lost only two matches in my entire eight months of being with WGEF, and I managed to become a two time Women’s Champion in under a year. That tends to build up a person’s confidence level. Not to mention, I was fully aware of my skills, talent and ambition long before getting involved with WGEF, and had enough confidence then, to last me a life time. This…this is just an added bonus.

�?FONT color=#996699>Chris seriously, how can I take her seriously as a wrestler when she doesn’t even take herself seriously as a wrestler? What’s the biggest move she’s got? A DDT? Ooooh scary.�?I said, in a mocking way. �?FONT color=#666666>Jeanette, you’re a ham, you know that. You really are.�?Chris �?McKenzie �?replied, with a smirk on his face. �?FONT color=#996699>Oh, I knooooow you are not one to talk, Mr. I’m Better Than God!�?I snapped back, squinting my eyes at him. �?FONT color=#996699>But really, it’s Brooke freakin�?Adams, Chris. No one takes her seriously. Not even the flavor of the week she happens to find herself intertwined with. I mean look at last week. She was dating one guy, then all of a sudden she’s the special guest referee for a match that he’s in, against another guy that showed some ‘interest�?in her. She chooses the other guy�?what’s his name…Midol?�?Chris laughs, it wasn’t even close…it was Temper. �?FONT color=#666666>Uhh Jeanie, babe�?it’s Temper�?/FONT>�?Chris replied, while laughing. �?FONT color=#996699>Tomatoe, tomato…that’s beside the point, damnit! She still had to count the fall over her own boyfriend, Cooter buddy…whatever the hell he was to her and awarded this Midol guy the win. So, theoretically speaking…she choose that Midol guy as the winner, sided with him and choose him over her own boyfriend. Then she proceeds to make out with that Midol guy and, what happens? She gets dropped on her skanky ass for all her efforts.�?I let out a light chuckle. As much as it pained me to see another girl get used and abused like that, it was still tickled me, that woman could be that stupid still. �?FONT color=#996699>God, no wonder why people �?especially men �?assume that women have no brains at all. Tramps like her, that open their legs quicker and more frequently then they open their minds. The girls got about as much sense as God gave a rock. Actually, no…I think the rock has more sense. See, when it gets dropped, it normally just stays down and cowers away. This bitch gets dropped, and she’s off doing the next trampy thing she can think of, squeezing into a pair of tight booty shorts to show off her lip-sucked ass, crawling into the bed of a new guy. No wonder why everyone in WGEF thinks of her as nothing more then a joke. The shit end of a funny tale…the “warm up�?match, if you will. That’s all she is! She thinks she’ll be champion one day, she hopes and she prays for it but, in reality, it’ll never happen. Ivy has a better chance at getting this thing�?I slap the belt lightly �?FONT color=#996699>back then Brooke has of holding it, even once. And that, Christopher McKenzie, is exactly why I’m hell bent on shoving my size six and a half foot down her Grand Canyon-like mouth.�?/FONT>

Chris laughs, as Drew walks into the room. People wonder, where could they possibly be that they are all together like this, and it’s actually the arena the night of Fight Night. They all met up in Chris�?dressing room to go over a ‘game plan�?if you will, for their match later tonight. The plan was…walk in, kick ass, walk out. Simple, right? Any idiot with a pecker �?i.e. any man �?could grasp even that concept. Haha, joke people, calm down. Geez!

�?FONT color=#ffffff>What’s so funny, guys�?Drew asked, as he closed the door behind him. �?FONT color=#666666>Jeanette here is on a rampage. She seems to be more focused on taking Adams out of the match �?and the company �?then you are on taking Batista out of the match �?and the company. No wonder why she’s your most prized student, man. She’s like you in almost ever way, well, when it comes the ring anyway�?Chris replied, laughing still. He took a seat on the couch, still laughing some as he watched Drew sit on the arm rest of a chair that Jeanette flopped into. �?FONT color=#996699>Oh shut up Christopher! She’s not even a factor. I just wanna use her to show Ivy and Angela a piece of what they can expect, come Civil War. In a way, I sooo hope it’s Ivy that wins tonight. I’d love to boot her in the mouth again.�?I exclaimed, crossing my arms as I sat back in the chair. �?FONT color=#ffffff>Whoa, hostile much?�?Drew said, chuckling some. �?FONT color=#996699>Not really. I just think that the girl got a little too over zealous when she won the belt the first time, started spewing off at the mouth like she was the new Christ and Savior of the world. She refused to see the truth. She was lucky when she won at On the Edge, but she wasn’t so lucky last week on Fight Night. Just like, if she does win tonight, she won’t be so lucky at Civil War either. Other then her running her mouth every second she had, all “look at me, look at me…I’m a champion…yay�?I have no problems with the girl. Of course, now that I think of it, if I were to fight Ivy again and really hurt her, I’m not so sure Chris could forgive me. Hmm�?/FONT>�?I sat and pondered, as McKenzie rolled his eyes. �?FONT color=#666666>Oh fucking well, Jeanie. He’ll get over it. If not, fuck ‘em!�?He stated. It was no missed conception that McKenzie and Kinning’s were no longer on speaking terms. In fact, they hated each other…at least, right now.

�?FONT color=#996699>Chris�?�?I said, in a authoritive manner. �?FONT color=#666666>Yeah, yeah�?whatever!�?He replied back, sarcastically. �?FONT color=#996699>But in all seriousness, Brooke’s nothing more then a warm up opponent for me. Once Fight Night’s over with, she’ll fade back into the background just like she always does. And she’ll be forgotten, just like she always is. Of course, she’ll be off doing the next trampy thing she can think of to try and get back on the rector scale, but we all know how that’ll go. She’ll aggravate a different person, they’ll kick her in the throat and then, she’ll fly off that rector scale faster then she got on it. It’s a common thing with her, it happens every time. I honestly can’t remember the last time the girl was of any use to anyone, other then a fifteen minute pleasure push and a good blow job. If this were high school, she’d be the girl with her number all over every stale in the boys and girls bathrooms and locker rooms, with ‘For a Good Time, Call�?and her number under it. She’d also be the girl with a half a dozen kids with a half a dozen different baby-daddies but, that’s neither here nor there.�?Drew and Chris laugh, as I rose from my seat. �?FONT color=#996699>Seriously, the girl’s like a fucking doorknob, everyone gets a turn!�?And with that, I look from Drew to Chris, both of their eyes widen. �?FONT color=#ffffff>Hey now…we may have been man whores at one point or another but, even we have standards.�?Drew replied, with a laugh. �?FONT color=#ffffff>I’ll give this for her, though, the girls got the perfect mouth for a good blow j�?/FONT>�?before Drew could even finish the sentence, I immediately chimed in. �?FONT color=#996699>Oh good God man!�?I screamed loudly. �?FONT color=#996699>That was waaaaaay more information then I ever needed �?or wanted �?to know. Seriously, that’s like walking in on your parents screwing. It’s just gross and all kinds of yuckiness. Ugh, I am going to be sick.�?I continued, shaking my head and shuttering at the repulsiveness of that statement. �?FONT color=#ffffff>I was joking Jeanie, calm down�?Drew said, as he and Chris laughed. �?FONT color=#996699>That’s so noooot funny! And, when Kevin suffers because of your nastiness, I will be happy to tell him it’s your fault!�?I said, with a smirk on my face. �?FONT color=#666666>Dude�?/FONT>�?Chris chimed in, looking at me. �?FONT color=#996699>What? Oh okay, so you two can make perverted jokes about girls and their DSL’s but I can’t about me and the one and only guy I’m continuously making happy. How much of a freakin�?double standard is that! Ugh, men. So useless sometimes, I swear. If their wee little pea brains were half the size of their ball s�?�?before I could finish, they both screamed out. �?FONT color=#666666>JEANETTE!�?which seemed to silence me. �?FONT color=#996699>What?!�?I asked, smiling innocently.

�?FONT color=#ffffff>Women. It’s no wonder why so many dudes flip the script. They go off on a wild tangent for no real reason other then to…well…other then to just do it.�?Drew said, looking at Chris. �?FONT color=#666666>Mmhmm, this is nothing man. There was one night, a little bit after her and Justin broke up, that she came by my house at two in the morning, just to scream about strangling someone’s balls and driving a rusty nail through the peep hole of a pecker. And mind you, it was two in the fucking morning!�?Chris said, as they both shook their heads. �?FONT color=#996699>Okay, that is a total lie and you know it Christopher! I said that I wanted to cut off Justin’s Johnson and the Boys but…now that I think about it…strangling is not sounding too bad either. It’s actually pretty entertaining. You can squeeze ‘em all nice like, and make ‘em pop up like one of those squeezie toys you give to dogs, where the little toys eyes pop out.�?I could envision it in my head, which made me laugh. �?FONT color=#666666>Okay one…owe. And two…owe!�?Chris said, as he moved his hands towards his precious family jewels. �?FONT color=#666666>Woman, why is it…when their pissed they always aim for big daddy and the twins?�?Chris asked, looking at Drew. �?FONT color=#996699>Because men have wee little pee brains and think with the wrong head…all the time, that’s why!�?I replied, in a loud tone. �?FONT color=#996699>Besides, it’s not like I’d really do it. I mean, I totally could if I were pushed far enough, but what point would that show other then the fact that I was some crazy-deranged woman?�?I said, looking at them, standing in the center of the seating area in Chris�?room. �?FONT color=#666666>Wait…what? You’re not crazy-deranged?�?Chris asked, in a sarcastic manner. �?FONT color=#996699>You can go straight to hell. Do not pass go, do not collect two hundred dollars!�?I said, squinting my eyes at him, giving him that ‘woman�?look. Drew laughed, watching Chris and I go at it. And yes, people, this is a normal conversation for me and McKenzie. We were always this crazy. �?FONT color=#ffffff>You two, I swear. It’s never a dull moment…I’ll say that much!�?Drew said, as he laughed.

�?FONT color=#666666>Oh shuttup!�?Chris replied, with a smirk. �?FONT color=#996699>Okay seriously…what were we talking about? I mean, we got waaaay off track here. We’re like so far away from the point here, it’s not even funny!�?I said, trying to think. �?FONT color=#ffffff>Well…oh yeah! You were going on about how much of a tramp Brooke was�?Drew said, looking at me. �?FONT color=#996699>Oh yeah. She really is a tramp, isn’t she?�?I said, as the three of us laughed some. �?FONT color=#666666>Yeah well, it’s the only thing that she’s apparently good at. Look guys, we’ve got this match in the bag. Don’t even worry about it. We’ll just go out there, beat some ass, come back here and wait as our ‘opponents�?for Civil War are named. Sound like a plan?�?Chris said, as he rose to his feet, followed by Drew. Drew and I smiled and said �?FONT color=#996699>Perfect�?at the same exact time. �?FONT color=#996699>Dude, if we were the Power Rangers we’d totally be morphing right now!�?I said, as the both of them shot me a ‘what the fuck�?look. I simply smiled, as they laughed some. �?FONT color=#996699>Okay fine…Charles Angels pose!�?I said, with a smile. �?FONT color=#666666>I think someone forgot to take her crazy pill this morning.�?Chris said, as I slapped his arm in a playful manner. �?FONT color=#996699>Ugh, you guys suck. Y’all are no fun!�?I said, as I headed towards the door. �?FONT color=#ffffff>Yeah, yeah. We love you too Jeanie�?they both said, laughing. �?FONT color=#996699>Ugh! Go lick a firecracker!�?I said, walking out of the room. Drew and Chris continued laughing, as Drew followed soon after, and then Chris. The scene faded into a commercial break, with the three of us walking down the hall, still talking to each other and laughing, as we further prepare for our match.

 


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From: MSN Nickname•qυєєησƒнєαятѕ™�?/nobr>Sent: 12/17/2008 8:31 PM

  And here is my first for the match on Friday night. I'll do my best to get a second posted (more then likely, I will) but things have been mad crazy for me getting ready to head back to school next semester. I've got transfer orientation on the 10th of January at 10:45 so yay for that. Plus all the class scheduling and financial aid crap. It's a mess, let me tell you, lol. Anywho; enjoy the rp and no offense to anyone, as you all already know. Just for fun, mmmhmm! Good luck to our opponents and yay, let's get this show on the road :)! Muah!
 

It wasn’t hard at all to think of great women in wrestling today and automatically lump Jeanette Salazar �?the current WGEF Women’s Champion �?in that category. She is one of the best female competitors on the circuit today, and seems to be breaking barriers in everything she does. Her first month in the company and she managed to garnish a contendership for the Women’s Championship. Two months into the company, she successfully becomes a one time Women’s Champion. Her first night in the company, she accepted an open challenge to Summer Fox, which some could easily say was quite bold of her. She lost to the Queen of WGEF, at the time, but not without taking a strong fight to Summer. And, some could easily say that Jeanette would be standing before us all today, as the WGEF Intercontinental champion, had Trish Stratus not resorted to cheating in order to keep the belt. But, we all know, better then anyone, the exact lengths that Trish Stratus would go to, in order to remain a front woman of her own company. She was like the Jeff Jarrett of the WGEF. She just had to be a champion, no matter the costs. See, Jarrett owns a piece of TNA and conveniently enough, placed himself on the Championship Board. So it was only natural that Jeff Jarrett was a champion in the company that he helped to found and bring to “mainstream�?television. And it was definitely no coincidence that the man managed to score two or three �?if not more �?championship reigns in one single year. That’s the type of man that Jarrett was though. He had to be the mainstream guy, the headliner, the top dog. He felt it was owed to him because of all the “screw jobs�?and accomplishments he was robbed of in the WWE. He was that selfish. He put himself before the company�?I>his company. That’s one of the major similarities between Jarrett and Stratus. Their selfish greed, their need to be a headliner, to be on top. Their pathetic attempt to prove they are much better then everyone else in the world, despite their aging bodies and talents that seem of yesteryear. But hey, if they want to be considered the lackluster, mediocre skilled Ric Flair, Mae Young, Moolah or Hulk Hogan of the 21st century, then who are we to judge ‘em, right?

To close out a banner year for Jeanette, she managed to become a two time Women’s Champion, a feet that very few in this world, in this company get to achieve. Though she technically never lost the championship the first time, she still managed to be crowned a champion again, reclaiming her belt and her throne as the reigning Queen over WGEF, last Friday Night on Fight Night, by defeating the ‘champion�?/I> �?if you even want to call her that �?Ivy Stratus. And, as baffled as people may be, yes…she is the cousin of Trish. Ivy’s reign lasted a whole two weeks before she lost the belt to the better diva. All the talk that she managed to spew out week in and week out since her win, since being crowned the champion amounted to absolutely nothing. Jeanette took all that big, bad talk and managed to shove her foot so far down Ivy’s throat that Ivy nearly choked on the words. Ivy ran around WGEF like she’d just been named Miss. America or the Queen of the United States or something. She thought that everyone would bow to her, and that she’d be able to beat anyone, anywhere, anytime. She was the better diva, she was the better competitor, she was simply better. Or so she thought. You could sense the end of an ‘era�?when the match was booked just days after Jeanette returned to WGEF. It was posted all over wrestling forums, websites, fan sites and the like �?Jeanette Salazar to challenge Ivy Stratus on Friday Night Fight Night, for Ivy’s beloved Championship belt. The instant it was set in stone, signed off on and granted, the end was near for Ivy’s precious little reign. Jeanette was back and had taken over. Completely. And, like so many assumed, guessed and predicted; Jeanette reclaimed her throne as the top Diva in WGEF…as if anyone expected any other outcome that night. And poor Ivy was left with a bad taste in her mouth, the loss of her championship belt and any sort of merit she had as a wrestler, and foundation she had as a champion. She hadn’t even had a chance to get her foot in the door, as a champion. Her name plate had barely even been put on the belt, and already it was taken off. She didn’t last a month as a champion, let’s see if she has it in her to come back for more.

So where does that leave the new champion and the former champion this week? In very different areas. For the first time in…a really long time Jeanette would be a show opener. Go figure, eh? She would team with two other champions, the current Television Champion and her former mentor and trainer, Drew Stevenson and the current World Champion and one of her very best friends, Chris McKenzie. They were set to take on the team of Batista, Johnny Malone and Brooke Adams. Batista was a hopeful contender for the Television Champion. His soul mission right now, was to take the belt from Drew Stevenson. Had he been successful? No. Was Drew hell bent on shutting Batista up for good? Hell yes! Johnny Malone, however, was a non-factor in the match. He was an unreliable source of useless, wasted space on the WGEF roster. No one knew if, or when, he’d show up. He’d managed to score some really good matches before, but would never show for them. And if he did, he’d do the minimal at best and lose. So really, he was easily classified as the non-factor. That’s exactly how the three of us saw it. Which is the exact reason why it could easily be viewed, from the outside looking in, as a handicapped match. And easily looking at it, you could determine the winner just because of the opposing team. Three champions, three of the top champions against three nobodies that never really amounted to anything in WGEF except roster fillers…space fillers. Hands down, the Championship team would walk out victorious. It was a gimmie, a pre-preparation match, if you will. A little bit of practice. And Brooke Adams; she was lumped in a category between non-factor and mediocre factor. The girl could show, and put up some hellacious efforts and give the best fight she possibly could. Then, at other times, she’d do nothing at all, not show or do the minimal amount �?at best.

Me personally, I was intent on using Brooke as a calling card. See, later in the night a new number one contender would be named. It would either be Angela Stewart or Ivy Stratus. Neither one of them was a large enough blimp to merit worry from me, but hey…can’t blame ‘em for trying, right? But one of those two ladies would be granted a date with me, on January 4th at Civil War. I’d show up for my team and do my absolute best to assist them. And I really wasn’t bothered with having to step into the ring with a male or a female. I’ve fought them both before and I could do it again, anytime, any place. But I was specifically going to target Brooke, and use her to send a long, sound, lasting message to both Ivy and Angela �?more specifically, whichever of the two walked out victorious on Friday Night and became the new contender for my championship belt. I didn’t really have a major problem with Brooke, other then she was my opponent this week. And once the match was over and after everything was all said and done, I’d go on about my business and continue to not have a problem with her. It was just during the match that she and I would be butting heads. Just like with Ivy and Angela. I didn’t have a problem with either of those ladies. Hell, I barely knew enough about either of them to find a problem with them. Angela I’d never met before, never encountered before. I saw a match of hers, here and there �?I saw her in the hallway a time or two. But we’ve never spoken. We’ve never really had a reason to speak to each other. We’d exchange a glance or two, here and there but that was it. Nothing major. She just happened to find herself on my radar this time, by being a potential challenger to my belt. And Ivy, well, we’ll call her the unluckiest bitch of all. She’s the current girlfriend of one of my best and closest friends; Chris Kinning. We’d spoken a couple of times here and there, never about business and never for very long. Again, she just happened to squirm her way onto my radar by being crowned the champion last month at On the Edge and by being a potential challenger for my belt. Honestly, in my entire time with WGEF, there wasn’t a single female that had become a real threat to me, or a real problem for me except for two names that are both synonymous with WGEF. Courtney Helmsley-Michaels, who’s retired now…and Trish Stratus-Copes, the owner of the company and current Intercontinental Champion…with marked days, might we add.

Looking at it from the outside, I was fully confident with regards to my match on SmackDown…and at who I thought would walk out the new contender for my belt. Was I being cocky, over confident? Yeah, kind of. But with good reason. I’ve lost only two matches in my entire eight months of being with WGEF, and I managed to become a two time Women’s Champion in under a year. That tends to build up a person’s confidence level. Not to mention, I was fully aware of my skills, talent and ambition long before getting involved with WGEF, and had enough confidence then, to last me a life time. This…this is just an added bonus.

�?FONT color=#996699>Chris seriously, how can I take her seriously as a wrestler when she doesn’t even take herself seriously as a wrestler? What’s the biggest move she’s got? A DDT? Ooooh scary.�?I said, in a mocking way. �?FONT color=#666666>Jeanette, you’re a ham, you know that. You really are.�?Chris �?McKenzie �?replied, with a smirk on his face. �?FONT color=#996699>Oh, I knooooow you are not one to talk, Mr. I’m Better Than God!�?I snapped back, squinting my eyes at him. �?FONT color=#996699>But really, it’s Brooke freakin�?Adams, Chris. No one takes her seriously. Not even the flavor of the week she happens to find herself intertwined with. I mean look at last week. She was dating one guy, then all of a sudden she’s the special guest referee for a match that he’s in, against another guy that showed some ‘interest�?in her. She chooses the other guy�?what’s his name…Midol?�?Chris laughs, it wasn’t even close…it was Temper. �?FONT color=#666666>Uhh Jeanie, babe�?it’s Temper�?/FONT>�?Chris replied, while laughing. �?FONT color=#996699>Tomatoe, tomato…that’s beside the point, damnit! She still had to count the fall over her own boyfriend, Cooter buddy…whatever the hell he was to her and awarded this Midol guy the win. So, theoretically speaking…she choose that Midol guy as the winner, sided with him and choose him over her own boyfriend. Then she proceeds to make out with that Midol guy and, what happens? She gets dropped on her skanky ass for all her efforts.�?I let out a light chuckle. As much as it pained me to see another girl get used and abused like that, it was still tickled me, that woman could be that stupid still. �?FONT color=#996699>God, no wonder why people �?especially men �?assume that women have no brains at all. Tramps like her, that open their legs quicker and more frequently then they open their minds. The girls got about as much sense as God gave a rock. Actually, no…I think the rock has more sense. See, when it gets dropped, it normally just stays down and cowers away. This bitch gets dropped, and she’s off doing the next trampy thing she can think of, squeezing into a pair of tight booty shorts to show off her lip-sucked ass, crawling into the bed of a new guy. No wonder why everyone in WGEF thinks of her as nothing more then a joke. The shit end of a funny tale…the “warm up�?match, if you will. That’s all she is! She thinks she’ll be champion one day, she hopes and she prays for it but, in reality, it’ll never happen. Ivy has a better chance at getting this thing�?I slap the belt lightly �?FONT color=#996699>back then Brooke has of holding it, even once. And that, Christopher McKenzie, is exactly why I’m hell bent on shoving my size six and a half foot down her Grand Canyon-like mouth.�?/FONT>

Chris laughs, as Drew walks into the room. People wonder, where could they possibly be that they are all together like this, and it’s actually the arena the night of Fight Night. They all met up in Chris�?dressing room to go over a ‘game plan�?if you will, for their match later tonight. The plan was…walk in, kick ass, walk out. Simple, right? Any idiot with a pecker �?i.e. any man �?could grasp even that concept. Haha, joke people, calm down. Geez!

�?FONT color=#ffffff>What’s so funny, guys�?Drew asked, as he closed the door behind him. �?FONT color=#666666>Jeanette here is on a rampage. She seems to be more focused on taking Adams out of the match �?and the company �?then you are on taking Batista out of the match �?and the company. No wonder why she’s your most prized student, man. She’s like you in almost ever way, well, when it comes the ring anyway�?Chris replied, laughing still. He took a seat on the couch, still laughing some as he watched Drew sit on the arm rest of a chair that Jeanette flopped into. �?FONT color=#996699>Oh shut up Christopher! She’s not even a factor. I just wanna use her to show Ivy and Angela a piece of what they can expect, come Civil War. In a way, I sooo hope it’s Ivy that wins tonight. I’d love to boot her in the mouth again.�?I exclaimed, crossing my arms as I sat back in the chair. �?FONT color=#ffffff>Whoa, hostile much?�?Drew said, chuckling some. �?FONT color=#996699>Not really. I just think that the girl got a little too over zealous when she won the belt the first time, started spewing off at the mouth like she was the new Christ and Savior of the world. She refused to see the truth. She was lucky when she won at On the Edge, but she wasn’t so lucky last week on Fight Night. Just like, if she does win tonight, she won’t be so lucky at Civil War either. Other then her running her mouth every second she had, all “look at me, look at me…I’m a champion…yay�?I have no problems with the girl. Of course, now that I think of it, if I were to fight Ivy again and really hurt her, I’m not so sure Chris could forgive me. Hmm�?/FONT>�?I sat and pondered, as McKenzie rolled his eyes. �?FONT color=#666666>Oh fucking well, Jeanie. He’ll get over it. If not, fuck ‘em!�?He stated. It was no missed conception that McKenzie and Kinning’s were no longer on speaking terms. In fact, they hated each other…at least, right now.

�?FONT color=#996699>Chris�?�?I said, in a authoritive manner. �?FONT color=#666666>Yeah, yeah�?whatever!�?He replied back, sarcastically. �?FONT color=#996699>But in all seriousness, Brooke’s nothing more then a warm up opponent for me. Once Fight Night’s over with, she’ll fade back into the background just like she always does. And she’ll be forgotten, just like she always is. Of course, she’ll be off doing the next trampy thing she can think of to try and get back on the rector scale, but we all know how that’ll go. She’ll aggravate a different person, they’ll kick her in the throat and then, she’ll fly off that rector scale faster then she got on it. It’s a common thing with her, it happens every time. I honestly can’t remember the last time the girl was of any use to anyone, other then a fifteen minute pleasure push and a good blow job. If this were high school, she’d be the girl with her number all over every stale in the boys and girls bathrooms and locker rooms, with ‘For a Good Time, Call�?and her number under it. She’d also be the girl with a half a dozen kids with a half a dozen different baby-daddies but, that’s neither here nor there.�?Drew and Chris laugh, as I rose from my seat. �?FONT color=#996699>Seriously, the girl’s like a fucking doorknob, everyone gets a turn!�?And with that, I look from Drew to Chris, both of their eyes widen. �?FONT color=#ffffff>Hey now…we may have been man whores at one point or another but, even we have standards.�?Drew replied, with a laugh. �?FONT color=#ffffff>I’ll give this for her, though, the girls got the perfect mouth for a good blow j�?/FONT>�?before Drew could even finish the sentence, I immediately chimed in. �?FONT color=#996699>Oh good God man!�?I screamed loudly. �?FONT color=#996699>That was waaaaaay more information then I ever needed �?or wanted �?to know. Seriously, that’s like walking in on your parents screwing. It’s just gross and all kinds of yuckiness. Ugh, I am going to be sick.�?I continued, shaking my head and shuttering at the repulsiveness of that statement. �?FONT color=#ffffff>I was joking Jeanie, calm down�?Drew said, as he and Chris laughed. �?FONT color=#996699>That’s so noooot funny! And, when Kevin suffers because of your nastiness, I will be happy to tell him it’s your fault!�?I said, with a smirk on my face. �?FONT color=#666666>Dude�?/FONT>�?Chris chimed in, looking at me. �?FONT color=#996699>What? Oh okay, so you two can make perverted jokes about girls and their DSL’s but I can’t about me and the one and only guy I’m continuously making happy. How much of a freakin�?double standard is that! Ugh, men. So useless sometimes, I swear. If their wee little pea brains were half the size of their ball s�?�?before I could finish, they both screamed out. �?FONT color=#666666>JEANETTE!�?which seemed to silence me. �?FONT color=#996699>What?!�?I asked, smiling innocently.

�?FONT color=#ffffff>Women. It’s no wonder why so many dudes flip the script. They go off on a wild tangent for no real reason other then to…well…other then to just do it.�?Drew said, looking at Chris. �?FONT color=#666666>Mmhmm, this is nothing man. There was one night, a little bit after her and Justin broke up, that she came by my house at two in the morning, just to scream about strangling someone’s balls and driving a rusty nail through the peep hole of a pecker. And mind you, it was two in the fucking morning!�?Chris said, as they both shook their heads. �?FONT color=#996699>Okay, that is a total lie and you know it Christopher! I said that I wanted to cut off Justin’s Johnson and the Boys but…now that I think about it…strangling is not sounding too bad either. It’s actually pretty entertaining. You can squeeze ‘em all nice like, and make ‘em pop up like one of those squeezie toys you give to dogs, where the little toys eyes pop out.�?I could envision it in my head, which made me laugh. �?FONT color=#666666>Okay one…owe. And two…owe!�?Chris said, as he moved his hands towards his precious family jewels. �?FONT color=#666666>Woman, why is it…when their pissed they always aim for big daddy and the twins?�?Chris asked, looking at Drew. �?FONT color=#996699>Because men have wee little pee brains and think with the wrong head…all the time, that’s why!�?I replied, in a loud tone. �?FONT color=#996699>Besides, it’s not like I’d really do it. I mean, I totally could if I were pushed far enough, but what point would that show other then the fact that I was some crazy-deranged woman?�?I said, looking at them, standing in the center of the seating area in Chris�?room. �?FONT color=#666666>Wait…what? You’re not crazy-deranged?�?Chris asked, in a sarcastic manner. �?FONT color=#996699>You can go straight to hell. Do not pass go, do not collect two hundred dollars!�?I said, squinting my eyes at him, giving him that ‘woman�?look. Drew laughed, watching Chris and I go at it. And yes, people, this is a normal conversation for me and McKenzie. We were always this crazy. �?FONT color=#ffffff>You two, I swear. It’s never a dull moment…I’ll say that much!�?Drew said, as he laughed.

�?FONT color=#666666>Oh shuttup!�?Chris replied, with a smirk. �?FONT color=#996699>Okay seriously…what were we talking about? I mean, we got waaaay off track here. We’re like so far away from the point here, it’s not even funny!�?I said, trying to think. �?FONT color=#ffffff>Well…oh yeah! You were going on about how much of a tramp Brooke was�?Drew said, looking at me. �?FONT color=#996699>Oh yeah. She really is a tramp, isn’t she?�?I said, as the three of us laughed some. �?FONT color=#666666>Yeah well, it’s the only thing that she’s apparently good at. Look guys, we’ve got this match in the bag. Don’t even worry about it. We’ll just go out there, beat some ass, come back here and wait as our ‘opponents�?for Civil War are named. Sound like a plan?�?Chris said, as he rose to his feet, followed by Drew. Drew and I smiled and said �?FONT color=#996699>Perfect�?at the same exact time. �?FONT color=#996699>Dude, if we were the Power Rangers we’d totally be morphing right now!�?I said, as the both of them shot me a ‘what the fuck�?look. I simply smiled, as they laughed some. �?FONT color=#996699>Okay fine…Charles Angels pose!�?I said, with a smile. �?FONT color=#666666>I think someone forgot to take her crazy pill this morning.�?Chris said, as I slapped his arm in a playful manner. �?FONT color=#996699>Ugh, you guys suck. Y’all are no fun!�?I said, as I headed towards the door. �?FONT color=#ffffff>Yeah, yeah. We love you too Jeanie�?they both said, laughing. �?FONT color=#996699>Ugh! Go lick a firecracker!�?I said, walking out of the room. Drew and Chris continued laughing, as Drew followed soon after, and then Chris. The scene faded into a commercial break, with the three of us walking down the hall, still talking to each other and laughing, as we further prepare for our match.

 


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