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From: MSN Nickname●●___кιssмчмaиoℓos°  (Original Message)Sent: 8/4/2007 5:02 AM

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�?nbsp;Jayda Evans vs. Arachne

Vince Hawkins]: You scared Sammy Daniels off, congrats! Though.. Ttoday for his match between Arachne and Jayda Evans is Jayda's opponent from last week. Ladies and Gentlemen, let's welcome Marissa Blade. I know she's welcomed anytime she wants some of this.. All night.
 
Marrisa Blade]: .. Right. Anyway thank you, Vince. Jayda had some fucking nerve last week to pull off that bullshit. Let's see what she does tonight with me right here.
 
Vince Hawkins]: I saw that cop tried to take advantage of you and personally, let me let you know that I have a degree in Psychopsychology and I'm a licensed Psychopsycholoist and can and will listen to your problems if you have any.
 
Marissa Blade]: I'll.. Be sure to keep that in mind.
 
The big screen flickers, as various images of Jayda, either wearing a small bikini or slamming someone into the mat are displayed. As they flicker, "I Don't Have To Try" by Avril Lavigne blares over the PA and she walks out. She stands on the stage and blows kisses to the fans as they boo and hiss, screaming rude chants of "slut". Miss Evans rolls her eyes as fans try getting her to slap their hands.
 
Thompson Vinyard]: The following match is a singles bout and is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, Jayda Evans from Green bay, Wisconsin. She weights in at 115lbs at 5'4.
 
She takes her time going down the ramp. Once on the floor she steps up on the steel staircase and grabs the top rope with both hands. Jayda then jumps up and does a frontward flip over the rope she was holding. She stands in front of one set of ropes and throws her hands up in the air, throwing one hip out giving a pose. This pose gives the fans all the time in the world to take pictures of her, which she knows they all want to. Jayda did this for three out of the four sets of ropes, the three sets of ropes that faced the fans. After playing it up for the fans, she faced the stage, waiting for her competitor.
 
Vince Hawkins]: Tonight Jayda will be facing Arachne, a woman who is known for her controversial acts backstage. This is Arachne's first match in Epic. I wonder who's going to pull off the victory.
 
The light goes out leaving the entire arena in awe. Riffs of a guitar are heard followed by a loud, deep scream as "The Preyingmantis" by Porcelain and the Tramps begin to play on the public announcement.
 
Vince Hawkins]: Speak of the devil.
 
Thompson Vinyard]: And her opponent, weight in at 120 lbs at 5'8, ladies and gentleman, I give you Arachne!
 
As the camera pans towards the stage, a figure is visible. It happens to be that of Arachne's, as she moves into the light becoming fully visible to the audience. Two young girls are in front of her with thuribles containing incense in their hands. Walking towards the ramp, she watches every human being at the side as they shudder at her sight, obviously being fearful of her. Arachne was a villain but quite the favored one. The girls continue to walk in front of her with thuribles, which are carried with a chain, swinging from side to side.

Vince Hawkins]: I wonder how those girls stand being so close to Arachne. Aren't they afraid that they might just be, putting this in the most simple way, eaten?
 
Marissa Blade]: Perhaps she simply paid them off.
 
She smiles wryly and continues to make her way towards the ring where Jayda currently stands. She climbs up a bunch of steps and then gets into the ring from the bottom rope. She walks around the ring a few laps and then stops in front of Jayda who just glares at her.
 
Vince Hawkins]: These woman have come face to face for the first time tonight and it doesn't look pretty.
 
Arachne simply smirks at Jayda like she expected better and then her attention is diverted towards the referee. Before he can even signal for the bell to ring, Jayda jumps on Arachne and starts pounding her like her life depended on it.
 
Vince Hawkins]: Jayda is getting down to business before the bell can even ring. I suppose she treats business like pleasure. She just can't wait to fuck.. fight Arachne.
 
The two girls began to throw punches at each other like it was a fist fight until Arachne breaks it off by Irish whipping Jayda towards the ropes. As soon as Jayda returns to her, she grabs her by the hair and throws her against one of the turnbuckles.
 
Vince Hawkins]: She's an agrressive one, this Arachne.
 
Marissa just smiles as she watches Arachne continuously slam her foot against Jayda's body. Moments later, she drags Jayda towards the middle of the ring and takes cover.
 
1...2..
 
Kick out!
 
Slamming her hands against the floor, she brings herself up to her feet at once. Attempting to kick Jayda once more, she finds herself on the floor as Jayda had pulled her other foot. It was now Jayda's turn to take cover as she held Arachne's legs while sitting over her body.
 
1..2
 
And she's thrown off immediately. Jayda is about to get up but Arachne grabs hold of her hands and begins to bite on her fingers.
 
Vince Hawkins]: What the hell is going on.
 
Marissa Blade]: I guess nobody told Jayda she was facing a cannibal this week.
 
Vince Hawkins]: Oh no, I do remember Jayda calling Arachne the female version of Hannibal Lecter. I suppose Arachne doesn't like the fact that Jayda refers to her way of life as a gimmick.
 
Jayda yanks her fingers from the mouth of Arachne but it doesn't get out without a few scratches on her hand. Just for that, she pushes Arachne over the mat and kicks her in the stomach. Picking her up before she can get up, she turns her back towards the spider lover whilst grabbing her neck and tossing her on her back before herself. Jayda then places her foot on top of Arachne's chest but before the referee can could, she is pushed forward and lands on her face. Arachne gets up to her feet and grabs hold of Jayda's hair. Pulling her back to her feet, she then uses her version of the widow's peak, La perl de rose�? on Jayda causing her to fall flat on the mat. Arachne goes for the cover.
 
1..2..
 
Jayda kicks out but Arachne slams her fist into her head and takes cover again.
 
1..2..
 
Kickout.
 
Growling, she lifts herself from the mat and proceeds to argue with the referee. But what might seem like arguing to many meant biting on the referee's leg to her. After he's down on the mat, Arachne proceeds to rip a chunk of flesh from his arm with her teeth.
 
Vince Hawkins]: Oh my god! I can't believe what we're just seeing.
 
The crowd looks stunned as Arachne pushes th referee away and moves over to devour Jayda. But before anything can happen to Jayda, a whole bunch of people arrive at the scene. One being another referee followed by an ambulance and of course, the man known as Genesis. Complete chaos is going down in the ring as the ambulance takes the other referee away. Genesis pushes Arachne away from Jayda trying to keep her from ripping the skin off the blonde's face.
 
Meanwhile near the commentary table, Marissa gets off her chair seeing this as an opportunity to get back at Jayda, she jumps into the ring and begins to kick Jayda's lifeless body to no end. The camera pans to Arachne who is now coughing blood and spins out a tooth that Genesis might of kicked out while he was taking care of her. While Genesis is pulling Marissa away from Jayda, the referee comes in telling the uninvited guests to get out of the ring. They're both out by now but once the referee turns his back on them, Genesis slides back in and slams Arachne's head into the mat causing her to bleed more. Jayda sees this as an opportunity and takes cover. The referee counts 1..2..3 as Genesis holds Arachne down while Jayda takes cover.
 
The bell rings leaving Arachne distraught and Jayda proclaimed as the winner. Genesis leaves the ring as Jayda's hand is being held up. She hugs the referee and then leaves the ring while Arachne just sits back, shocked at what just happened.
 
Marissa is no where in sight, must have possibly gone backstage where Jayda is now headed. The cameras follow Jayda backstage as she yells "Bow down to greatness!" while walking. But it seems as though the cannibal wasn't done just yet. By the time Jayda got backstage, she got out of the ring and ran screaming like a crazy person. The moment she arrives backstage, after pushing several people out of her way, she jumps on Jayda's back biting at her ear. Staff members are trying to keep Arachne and Jayda apart from each other but it doesn't work at all. Arachne just can't seem to get her hands off Jayda after what went down in the ring. The both of them fall over the camera man causing the scene to black out on us.


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