//Today Rebecca Rancid will be facing off against Torrie Wilson. Torrie who? Who the hell is this Torrie Wilson girl? Never heard of this bitch before. What..? Who? OH! It's that slut..The one who sucked cock to be in the WWE. What the hell is she doing in the NWA anyway? Isn't she supposed to be in the playboy mansion with that other slut Carmella Descare? No.. no ..no. I mean scraping the shit out of the walls in the playboy mansion..Since when did Torrie make it in playboy? Anyone who saw here in there must have died of a heart attack at that very moment. And it was all because the magazine smelled like dead rat shit because Torrie was masturbating with it before it got out. Rebecca hates those kind of chicks. The ones who suck cock to get to the top and then pretend they did it all by themselves. She's going to beat Torrie's ass to the ground just because of that and well she needs a new scapegoat. Why does she have to take out all the sluts? Can't she just fight normal people like others do? Why her? Why does she get to fight Torrie Wilson of all the people in the world. Well she did ask for a slut to beat up and thats what Lee Hellspawn gave her. After all that man is only doing his job. Why should she blame him. Well here goes Rebecca. She is now in her locker room getting ready for an interview with Mean Gean Oakerland. She is in the bath room putting on a pink versace skirt and a black laced up like t-shirt. She then gets out and puts on a pair of black long boots. Her hair is tied up. She sits down in front of the mirror and puts on her eyeliner. She smirks at herself in the mirror. Rebecca loves herself. She is very egoistic. She always knew she was the best looking woman in the world. She egts up from the chair and opens the door. She then walks out of her locker room and into the hallway. Today she will be in her first match in NWA. It's supposed to be her debut match. Wow. That was a preety long time. But hey who's complaining? Rebecca got some more time to run around and mess with people trying to study their habitats. So that she can whoop their asses in the ring whenver she gets a chance to if you know what I mean. She walks into this very..well expensive room in the arena. She walks in and is met face to face with this ugly looking guy with big Dorky glasses. This is Mean Gean Oakerland For sure. She walks right by him and sits on a chair. She then takes out a hand mirror and puts on some more lipstick. Rebecca trys to be as professional as she can. She just can't help it if people see her in a different way. Yeah she was a bum on the streets but people do grow out from their teenage years. Mean Gean Oakerland comes up to Rebecca and takes a seat opposite her. He then clears his throat. I guess your voice has to be preety smooth when you talk to Rebecca. He then smiles at Rebecca and begins to sing a little sont to her...Well according to Rebecca being interviewed by a culpret like this is the same old shit. So she just trys to take what their saying to her and turn it into a song so that it sounds better and won't make her a crazy/angry bitch.// //Mean Gene///: Today you will be going one on one with Torrie Wilson in an inferno match...How do you feel about that? //Rebecca//: What the fuck are you man? My therapist? I feel great if thats what you really want to know. I love inferno matches. I'm sorry if I offened you in anyway Oakerland but I never realized this was an inferno match. Damn that Lee Hellspawn! He just keeps getting better and better! I shouldn't attacked hm but then again that was only for business reasons..Selfish yeah? But thats the only way your going to get to the top. Well I'm really looking foward to match against Torrie Wilson. What else do you have for me Conan O'Brian? //Mean Gene//: The name is Mean Jean...Anyway I have something to ask you about Ms Wilson...How do you feel about her turning heel? I mean she never did that before. //Rebecca//: Correction she was a heel in the WCW but who really gives a shit...I never really watched WCW anyway. Neither did I watch WWE. All I ever heard from there was that Torrie Wilson was a slut who posed for playboy. Well playboys Janitors. How Do I feel? Well I don't feel O'Brian. I am immortal. So I don't feel and I don't really care. //Mean Gene//: How are you immortal Rebecca? If I shot you right now with ten bullets I'd see you in your grave tommorow. Your not immortal. Theres no such think as immorality. //Rebecca laughs out loud. She almost falls out of her chair but then stops herself. What is it with people these days? Are they so blind? That was funny about the bullets thing.// //Rebecca//: Now do you really want to try that Conan. I mean your just a comedian. I see your doing a very very good job at being one. You want to shoot me? Well try. Try doing it after I clobbered you with a barbed wire and then ran you over with a truck smashing your face literarly. Well about your stupid ass comment. Immortality is a fucking state of mind. And besides why the hell would I care if Torrie Wilson turned heel? Well I must say that was a preety good move by her. She proved that she didn't really needs the fans when she actually does. Torrie I must congradulate you on what you did. //Mean Gene//: Well why would that be a good move Rebecca? It seems like a preeety bad one to mean if thats the way you put it. And by the way my name's not Conan O'Brian. It's Mean Gene Oakerland for the last fucking time. //Rebecca//: Oh!!! You said fuck! I'm goign to tell your mommy! Shame on you! Conan! Your the shit man. I really love your show! Your amazing. Posing as a NWA interviewer. I must say that is really funny. Relly really funny! Can I have your autograph? (Stops laughing)  Talk about Sarcasm! Well Mean Gene I really think you have some nerve aacting like that. I'm celebrity material. So what else do you have to ask me. Lets just skip the drama and get to main part. The core of why you are actually talking to me. Some would say you have been given the pleasure to interview people like me and the others in the NWA. //Mean Gene//: Well Tell me..What are your overall feelings about the match. //Rebecca//: Again with the feeling.....I don;t fucking feel! //Mean Gene//: Ok ok. What do you think...what are your predictions? //Rebecca//: What are my predictions? What do you think i'm psychic? //Mean Gene//: Oh Ok what are your thughts. How do you want this match to go Rebeccca? //Rebecca//: Now thats better. And you you mind not callling me Rebecca. It's Ms Davis to you. Well this is what I want my match to be like. Rebecca Rancid comes out to the ring in such a graceful manner that the fans themselves are shocked. She waits for her lousy opponent Torrie Wilson's ass to get into the ring. After about 10 minutes of patiently waiting Rebecca is sick and tired. She wants to go backstage right now and drag Torrie ass to the ring but she is stopped by the refrees asking Rebecca if they can give Torrie some more time to get her ass here. Just when Rebecca looses hope Need a little Time hits the public annoucment and the fat whore Torrie Wilson comes into the rign to get her ass whooped. The match starts with Rebecca beating the shit out of Torrie Wilson. Torrie obvioulsy has nothing to do against Rebecca since she's only useful for being eye candy in NWA. Rebecca Rancid Russian leg sweeps her and then takes cover but oh! The hoe Torrie Wilson kicks out. What a shame...What a shame I tell you. Torrie Wilson gets up on her feet as fast as she can. But then when you thought Torrie would take the lead Rebecca ducks her blow and goes straight for the 'Fire setting'. Torrie in nailed and she falls down unconcious. Rebecca goes for the pin but Torrie kicks out just near the count of three. Rebecca is now hell bent on beating Torrie's alss to the ground. No one has ever pissed Rebecca Rancid off that much. As Torrie gets her fat ass from the ground Rebecca suprises her with the Parental Fucking Advisory. Torrie is now out cold as Rebecca immediatly takes cover...1...2...3! Pinfall! Rebecca celebrates her Victory! Is that enough to satisfy you Conan? Or do you want more? Basically I just wanted to get into that ring beat her ass to the ground and win. But then again I wanted it to be more realistic for her so that she wouldn't feel like an outkast. So there you go Mean Gene. I just descriped our match what else do you want from me? //Mean Gene//: Well I kinda wanted to know about your current status in the NWA? Are single or are you taken because I would really like to ...you know..? //Rebecca//: And what the fuck do you mean by that Oakerland..Am I supposed to fall for one of your school boy crushes? No! I don't think so. God! I don't even want to know! What the hell was that for? Your a fag..I'm not going to date a fag! Go get a fucking guy! //Mean Gene//: Well..No wonder Torrie Wilson is hotter than you! //Rebecca//: What the fuck is that supposed to mean? Torrie Wilson is a fucking slut! Is that supposed to be you trying to get back at me for all that shit? Well let me tell you some Oakerland! Your goign to regret the day you met me...and that day is now! //Mean Gene moves backwards slowly knowing what Rebecca is going to do..Well if you guessed that she's going to kicks his has....You were fuckign right. Rebecca starts by shoving her leg in full force int he between of Oakerlands legs. He screams in horror. She puts her hand on top of his mouth tellign him to shut the hell up. She then closes his mouth and nose while she's at it. Her grasp is preety tight and it causes Mean Gene to almost choke. He turns blue. She then kicks him below the knee causing him to fall down. After several kicks Rebecca walks away. As soon as she does that Mean gene runs away. He runs runs and runs so fast that he is almost 2 miles away from her locker room which the interview was held next door. He then stops for sometime catching his breath. Wow that was preety fast. As soon as Mean Gene gets the idea that he is safe he sees Rebecca Rancid standing in front of him. There is a loud scream and then a man saying 'leave me alone please' heard in the hallways. Rebecca looks around to see if Lee Hell Spawn or Whisper are anywhere around the corner. No sign of them. She then takes a can of gasoline and throws it on Mean gene. He screams again.// //Rebecca//: Why are you screaming man? I never hurt you yet. Are you that much of a chicken shit? Damn..I never knew. Why didn't you tell me so. I could have made this a little longer just for the fun of it. Just to see you scream your ass of like a pussy. Because that will make me happy. Hahaha //Rebecca continues to laugh out loud. Mean Gene looks around her checking if she has a match in her pockets. He then checks for a lighter. Well first of all she doesn't have any pockets and there is nothing of that sort with her..What the hell is Rebecca going to do? Rebecca's hair starts to fly as she is seen looking at Mean Gene. She doesn't take her eyes off him. Not even blink...it has already been almost five minutes now. What the hell is Rebecca Rancid up to? Suddenlt Mean Gene feels something is burning. He sees smoke and then he looks at his pants..they are on fire. He starts to scream runnign around the place like a crazy man. Rebecca starts to laugh as he does so. Whats hould she do with this freak? Kill him...She can always say he commited suicide. She'll just put a lightr in his hands...Oh wait maybe not. She doesn't want some fucks coming after her to fingerprint her later. What will she do after she is caught. She doesn't want to spend the rest of her life in jail. Thats just messed up. She looks at Mean Gene still runnign around. What a crazy man! She laughs again. Okay. She made up her mind. She is goign to spare him. He then gives a really loud scream. A one that will be heard by many and the one that will atract a lot of crowd. Mean Gene screams liek that about five times more but nobody seems to give a fuck. Wow! I'm suprised. Rebecca then stops the fire. She laughs out loud as Mean Gene falls down to the floor wonder what the hell just happened. She then leaves the premises.  //Suddenly a ticking like sound is growing louder and louder throught the arena. The light go completely black and everyone focuses on the titan tron. They see the name Rebecca Rancid in bold and then it crashes like a glass as "On Fire" by Llyod Banks hits the public annoucement. The fans go wild due to Lloyd Banks song. It's one of the audiences favourites. The titan tron keeps going showing you insights of clubs with people dancing and then suddenly fast fowards into A blonde girl with a lighter. A huge pyro explodes on the titan tron screen as well as the arena. Pyros start to blast throught the arena towards the ramp and then stop. A red and yellow light start to flash as a blonde girl comes out of the blackness. She looks around at all the fans. It's not the first time she's doing this. She has been in many places before with people glaring right at her waiting for her to make a move. She then continues walking towards the ring as the fans cheer. She stops again looking at them wondering why they are cheering her? Obviously they haven't seen her before. She looks at all their faces. Suddenly one of the fans touch her. She backs off a little looking right at that persons face. It's a little boy. He looks so deformed all happy like that with a big smile on his face. She walks away in disgust climbing her way into the ring. She then gets on one of the tunbuckles and does the Queen of Mean. She smiles sadistically as the cameras get every angle of her getting close-ups as well. She then gets off the turnbuckle and stands straight in the middle of the ring waiting for her Lillian to give her a microphone. Lillian Rushes towards his with a microphone in her hand. She snatches it from her giving her that what took you so long look. //Rebecca//- Ok ok now people. Will we please stop with the booing? I am here for only one reason and that is to kick Torrie Wiilsons ass in my match tonight. I'm going to show you how. Torrie. Your nothing but a trash bag hoe. I could kick your ass anyday. You think just because you look good you can kick ass? Well guess what bitch? That's absolutly bullshit! You can't hurt a fly. Your blonde! Your a bleeched blonde bimbo who has nothing over me. I hate your guts. I've been watching you bitch! You think your the shit but your not. Your a shit. A peice of shit that gets stepped over by everyone. You try to act like your all innocent but your not. Your a filthy little sleeze bag like the rest of them. We all know what you do Torrie. You suck cock. Your a dirty little whore who's trying to hide your guilt. Which remindes me. How did you get a job Torrie? By sucking cock to the top? You suck suck suck and fuck fuck fuck to get right up there so everyone can know you as the biggest cum slut in the world. What was on your resume? 'I'll see you tonight at your hotel room'? I bet that was there. c'mon Torrie. That's the only reason a talentless bitch like you could get hired. Wait did I say talentless? I mean talented. Your very talented Torrie. You are the best at sucking cock. To tell you the truth I watched one of your porno movies on the internet. It was a guilty pleasure. Just watching you get your face clobbered by some ugly ass man's dick was funny to watch. It even showed you with your tiny little boobies. When I was a little girl I saw someones breats and damn..they were bigger and better than yours! Why bother telling you all these things Torrie? The main question we are here to ask you is that why are you in this world? What are you doing here? And there is only one person to blame for that mistake is and that woman is. YO MAMMA! I guess a slut gives birth to a slut. It is true. You know what? I have a little story I made up. Would you fuckers liek to hear what I have to say? *Fans boo* Well I guess I will just say it anyways. This is the story of how Torrie Wilson was born. One day a horney slut was feeling a little horney so she went up to her boss and started to talk him into sex. We all knew that she was a one night stand so she fucked him hardcore and left him. She never even called him. So...After about a month the slut found out she was pregnant. Now her first intentions were to kill the baby but then again she did not have the money to do that. Her second intentions were to kill her self but then her hillbilly sister stopped her. I guess she was a little bit smarter that her. So the slut decided to have the baby. Curses bitch! Curses! So Torrie was born. She grew up to be a skank like her mother. When Torrie discovered that she was fuckable she left home to pursue her career. But to her bad it seemed that there were too many strippers in her hometown. Guess they all never went to high school. So Torrie decided to seek somthing else that will let her fuck. She was asked to strip. She chose to strip to like a virgin by Madonna even though she got laughed at. She did the first verse and she was asked to stop. She got the job there and there. To be WcW's finest hoe and the rest my freinds is history. Now you see hoe everywhere and like me i'm guessing you hate it. So i'm here to put an end to this bullshit. I'm here to kill her for good. You see skanks like these shouldn't be allowed to live because they are dead already on the inside. So Torrie...I'm going to kick your fat ass all the way back to WCW as this match starts. Thank you. //Rebecca than puts the microphone down leaving the ring. On her way she turns towards the fans flipping them the middle finger.