Rebecca Rancid

The cameras cut to a locker room with the letters 'Rebecca Rancid' written in bold black on a golden plate. The door is open wide and the cameras then focus on Rebecca Rancid watching T.V. Rebecca then turns towards the door when she sees Jolie walk inside with a smile on her face. It's interview time! Whoo fucking hoo. Rebecca rolls her eyes at Jolie and still sits down watching the T.V. Not a word is exchanged between either woman. It's just drop dead silence in there. Why is it so quiet? Well this coming thursday Rebecca was booked in a match again some loser bitch called Alexis Summers. Another whoo fucking hoo. Jolie then decides to break the silence with one of her retarded question. Jolie: Hello there Rebecca Rebecca: Hi Jolie..what the hell do you want with me? Jolie: Well I just wanted to know how you were doing? Rebecca: I'm doing really really good. I mean I haven't felt this good in so long. My life is going so great at the moment. I feel so special Jolie. I feel like i'm on top of the world. Jolie: Are you drunk? Rebecca: Why are you? Jolie: No but do you want to get drunk sometime? Rebecca: Maybe later..not now though I promised Obie i'd stay sober for about a week. So i'm sorry..maybe next time. Jolie: So Rebecca..This thursday you have a match against Ms Alexis Summers. Do you have any thoughts on how you are going to beat this woman? Rebecca: She's a newbie on the block..isn't she? Well i'm just going to assume since I haven't seen her ass around here before. Am I having any thoughts? No why should I. I swear I would be able to take her. Shit. I mean I did wonder why I was put in a match with her in the first place. What were management thinking? I feel so sorry for the poor little girl because i'm about to take her ass right back to fucking school. Jolie: So are you having any doubts that maybe you're just underestimating the girl and she might be better than you say she is. I mean you guys have never wrestled before but you still doubt her? Rebecca: What do you mean? Are you saying that she would be able to beat me..Rebecca Rancid..Jolie..do you actually think before you say something because that might just force me to put my foot up your ass if you don't. You're saying that there is a tiny little shred of a chance that the girl might be able to beat me. I've never seen something like that happen before. Jolie: But you're underestimating the girl. Rebecca: I know that. You see Gypsy taught me a little lesson. She basically underestimated me and guess what..she won. So if you make your opponents what you want them to be it makes you feel so fucking confident. You know that you're going to take it. It's already seeping in you. So yes basically I am underestimating her. She has never shown her face before and she doesn't need to. I know she's just a little peice of cake waiting to be eaten in the ring for me. I'm about to show that girl who Rebecca Rancid is after I carry her fat ass all the way into the ring and take the bitch back to school. Jolie: Well that was well said Rebecca but do you actually thing that Alexis has soem kind of future in BUD? Rebecca: With a name like that? Her name..Alexis Summers sounds like those little girls in middle school which she was there once and will soon be going back to. How fucking original. I don't know exactly what she going to do to get her message out there but this is right now. I'm not a drifter I don't know what the future holds for this worthless little peice of meat. You want to have somethignt o drink? Jolie: No thank you..well actually I think i'll have some water if thats cool with you. You going to get me some? Rebecca: Sure i'll be right back. Rebecca gets a glass of water for Jolie who patiently waits for her. She walks upt to Jolie and pretends to give her glass. Jolie is about to grab hold of the glass when Rebecca throws the water all over her. Jolie screams and gets off the couch. Rebecca: Jolie..jolie jolie..my dear freind Jolie. Who in their right mind would come over to my locker room and ask me stupid question..one being Are you drunk? No you idiot! I'mn ot fucking drunk and secondly what amde you think this interview would end well? Does any interview I have with you and your brother end well? Think about it bitch. And if you're gonna go and interview that slut Alexis Summers I suggest you better tell her exactly what I said. Now why don't you get the fuck out of my locker room. Rebecca pushes Jolie as she falls to the ground and crawls out of the locker room. Rebecca then sits back down on the couch. The phone rings and Rebecca picks it up. Rebecca: Hey Obie..How are you?..I'm cool I just threw some bitch out of my locker room..no that Jolie bitch..yeah I know..well she can get really annoying sometimes..anyways I have this match against some loser named Alexis Summers so i'm gonna go and do a little warm up in the gym......okay bye. Rebecca then puts the phone down. She then turns the T.V off and sits back on the couch. She should probably rest for a while. It was a bit hard on her since the past few days. The phone rings again. This time it's Jake. Rebecca: Hey..how are you?..I'm good just about to go to the gym..oh it's nothing big I just wanted to do a little warm up so I could give that girl a good beating..Yes you can join me..yeah I know..thats cool..Okay see you at the gym. Rebecca then puts the phone down. She then heads over to the gym with a bag. The cameras then blacken out. TBC: By me or Jake if you wanna